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Don’t Mess With An Angel

I know what you must be thinking, already knowing the entire story of how the devil came to be and how Adam and Eve fucked up everything but have you ever stopped dead in your pants to wonder what if we heard the story from the Devils point of view just for a moment to really know if it was you, would you do what he did millions of years ago my fellow reader…keep reading for all the plot twist’s and turns of life… Warning: may not make sense in chapter 1 but it will in chapter 2 and 3, am sort of new to this so forgive me for any inconveniences that you may feel while reading this but all things being considered I hope you all enjoy the book and eat it while making love to it with your cereal in hand…Thank you Fam…

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It Was Me…

Narrator: I know by now y'all probably miss me and all that bull shit or probably forgot I existed even, anyways a lot has happened so far through my son urh I mean through Lucifer and this 1 minute paragraph of screen time that the writer decided to grant me as if they we're God, sadly it won't be enough to recap everything for y'all but I hope you've been following the journey cause I can promise you that we ain't gotten no where yet fellas…

Eve: what happened last night Lucifer??

Lucifer: stop questioning me and do as your told…

Eve: we'll excuse me if you just barge into the house and demand sex from me…

Lucifer: are you trying to suggest that I would have been denied, I am Lucifer Freaking MorningStar!!!, A Devil👿, A God of this World, don't you thunder head ever forget it…

Eve: and I am Eve, The Eltrige Queen, Mistress of Evil,✨Mother of Magic✨, Mother of Humanity…

Lucifer: you might wanna change that to grandmother of humanity darling…

Eve: don't cut me off when am talking!!!! I don't cut you off when you're talking!!!…

Lucifer: that's because you're not the one in the spot light darling, you're just a one time thing the narrator decided to bring back from the dead☠️ and not at all helpful…

Eve: oh is that so, where is this narrator you keep telling me about??…

Lucifer: why??

Eve: oh nothing, just wanted to know which chapter or episode my timeline ends…

Lucifer: right😒

Eve: you will tell me what I need to know…

Lucifer: dumb bitch, you don't tell me what to do, maybe that's why Adam left you…

Eve: Adam never left me, I left him…

Lucifer: yhh right😒…

Eve: you know what, why don't you ask him yourself, sweetie‼️😡…

…✨Negative Hex Spell✨…

✨Dumbala tu ett✨

✨Eram aflectus✨

✨Iem feachus mass✨

✨Redentegro✨

✨Quis venit pro✨

✨Mass mesquandum✨

✨Essei✨

(Eve strikes Lucifer with a form of ✨Negative Hex, there are 4 types of Hex's in the world, 💥Chaos Hex, this basically causes destruction to everything around it from tearing people molecule from molecule or ripping a whole in reality, then we have 🔥Dark Hex, from time traveling into peoples minds or past, body swapping, sending people to Hell and so on, and then there's ✨Negative Hex, it literally turns everything the opposite way or makes something good bad and there was one, ⚡️Hexes, this type of hex comprises of both good and dark hexes, negative and 💥chaos hex but if the being in possession of this hex still has their soul intact then they will loose a piece of their soul and body every time they try to use until they completely sell their soul to the devil 😈, Eve possess ✨Negative Hex, she never truly understood why she got that instead of other powerful hexes but still loved it, she casts a ✨Negativity Hex on Lucifer sending him straight to The Negative Zone, where he was supposed to be in the first place which we would later find out to be…)

Lucifer: ahhh!!!!, where am I??????

Eve: 😳woah!!, I didn't really think it would work on the devil😈 though, usually the locations in the portal would show us where their going but that was an empty black space over there, maybe it's a back hole…

Lucifer: wait a minute, I'd no this place anywhere, this is where I sent Champion in chapter one, The ✨Novoid⚡️…

Narrator: The moment Lucifer entered

The ⚡️Novoid✨

He immediately realized where he was, so many creatures, being's, monsters of the universe, there all here…

Lucifer: we'll not all of them…

Narrator: yhh but the dirtiest of the bunch are here, Biliel, Darkness, Morg…

Lucifer: enough already, I can't be in the Novoid…

Narrator: if you're here then that means…

Lucifer: that mean's he's escaped😳…

Narrator: but not to earth though…

Lucifer: oh yhh that's right, there can't be two of us in one place…

Voice: oh my darling boy, you have come to set me free again oh…

Lucifer: who's there, who is that??

Am warning you, stay back…

Voice: Lucifer it's me, how I've missed you so deeply, I've been trapped here for so long dear but your finally here to break me free right…

Lucifer: maybe I should keep a tracked record of all my Ex's in the future…

Back to Earth🌏…

Eve: now where does that scum bag keep his artifacts and antiques around here…

Mazakine: oh my hell!!!, what just happened…

Noah: 😳woah!! That was a very powerful surge of Negative energy that just left the surface there…

(As Noah and Mazakine felt the energy live earth 🌎 they both begin to wonder who that could be but already we think Noah Supreme has a very good idea of who that could be…)

Mazakine: hey Amenadiel did you feel that???

Amenadiel: feel what!

Mazakine: that powerful surge of energy, come on, you can't tell me am the only one that felt it…

Amenadiel: maybe your feeling limbo's presence…

Mazakine: hey, I'd remember how 🔥Hell🔥looks, feels and taste like from a volcano 🌋 away genius…

Amenadiel: whatever Mazz…

Mazakine: wait a minute😡…

Eve: ah there you are…

Mazakine: am sorry but I think you are in the wrong part of 🔥Hell don't you think Eve…

Eve: maybe your right and maybe your wrong…

Mazakine: what do you want in here, ah I see what's going on here, you're the thief that stole from us last time aren't you…you little troll…

Eve: now…now didn't your demonic mother ever tell you about name calling, you might just get sent to 🔥Hell🔥…

Mazakine: you did something didn't you…you little flesh bag of dust…

Eve: even if I did you can't do me nothing bitch😏…

Mazakine: wait where's Lucifer??

Eve: I don't think I know anymore, maybe he's in 🔥 Hell🔥…

Mazakine: Lucifer would never go back without me, you…you did something didn't you😡, that big energy surge I felt, that was….that was Lucifer leaving wasn't it, you sent him there, you 🧙‍♀️witch…

Eve: precisely😏…

Mazakine: arrhhh!!!‼️(Mazakine charges at Eve with all her might)

Eve: I wouldn't do that if I were you, demon…

✨Negativity Hex Spell✨

✨Sumnus✨

(Eve also prepares a spell for her too and cast's it at Mazakine rendering her unconscious on the ground as she tumble's to the ground…)

Mazakine: what did you just do to me…

Eve: we'll I casted a sleeping spell over you which might take a while for you to wake up again or not, I don't really know, am a little bit out of practice so, wow you're really strong, my magic should have knocked you out less than 3 seconds but…

Mazakine: you….you…(Mazakine passes out😪)

Eve: we'll then let's get to business shall we, wait, your body might come in handy next time you know…

(Eve place's Mazakine in a coffin⚰️ layed near by because this is Lucifer's house and they have everything you wouldn't want, Eve proceeds out of Lucifer's bedroom meeting Amenadiel on the way but after standing a couple of seconds near him she notices that he doesn't seem to have anything on him, no magic, no power left, no mana either…)

Eve: how is this possible

Amenadiel: why what happened…

Eve: you don't posses anything at all…

Amenadiel: what ever do you mean…

Eve: your empty…

Amenadiel: how…how did you know…

Eve: I mean I do have a few tricks up my sleeve's though, what happened, did God really abandon you that hard…

Amenadiel: I urh he…

Eve: I mean you wouldn't be the first though, just look at me…

Amenadiel: could I speak to Lucifer…

Eve: um no it won't be possible dear…

Amenadiel: why???

Eve: because he just left to um Limbo…

Amenadiel: what!!! Lucifer would never do that, he, I was supposed to make sure he did go to Limbo but I…

Eve: but you felt compassion and ended that conquest and look what happened to you…

Amenadiel: I…

Eve: yes but look on the bright side, maybe God will finally pardon you now and maybe give you back your powers and wings right, you still have your wings right?? Anyways bye✌🏼…

(Eve leave's the Penthouse to fulfill even greater missions, Amenadiel on the other hand just gained new revelations about himself and his spoiled relationship with God and goes to the bathroom to look into the mirror🪞as he stairs at himself within the mirror he takes off his clothes revealing his heavenly six packs still intact but as he pops out his wings he gets to the horrible realization that his wings has now turned into luke warm chicken wings and has all the feathers 🪶 falling out leaving almost nothing and that's when he truly accepted that he had really fallen and start's to scream and cry out God's name saying…)

Amenadiel: "God why have you forsaken me…"

(As he says this a tear drop falls from the sky and it begins to rain🌧 but Amenadiel goes out getting drenched in the rain and kneeling down, still crying and screaming but unaware that a hooded dark red figure was walking straight towards the gates of the Penthouse and stop's as it sees Amenadiel sobbing and shouting God's name…)

Unknown: just who I wanted to see…

Amenadiel: who is there??, is it you brother???

Unknown: yes brother it's me…

Amenadiel: wait, what!!, which brother???…

Unknown: you can call me, The Devil😈, big brother…

Amenadiel: Lucifer!!! That's impossible, you're…your…

🔥Noah Supreme🔥: don't ever call me that!!!‼️…

(Noah lift's his hands in a swift motion and Amenadiel is sent tumbling through the sky straight to Lucifer's porch steps unconscious…)

🔥Noah Supreme🔥: now that that's settled, let's continue with the rest of our plans…

(As Noah Supreme leaves my story line page's 📄 we cut back to Lucifer in The ⚡️Novoid✨…)

Voice: your the only one on my mind here sweetie, my light bringer…

Lucifer: no, it can't be, your…

(As soon as Lucifer recognizes the voice coming from the unknown darkness in the void he immediately gets spooked which is unusual for him cause he never gets spooked or if you count the number of times Lucinda has been placed in danger then yes, he tries to block the voice but as he was struggling to that an unknown figure appears from the darkness and…)

Lucifer: Noo noo noo!!!

Unknown: would you quit your hopelessness…

Lucifer: am sorry who now???

Unknown: you certainly can't be serious Lucifer…

Lucifer: it's not like I go around checking attendance for each and every single one of you in here you know…

Unknown: fair enough…

Lucifer: who are you anyways??

Unknown: your biggest fan since flesh years…

Lucifer: of course you are darling…

Unknown: I am…

(Just then the darkness takes hold of Lucifer rendering him blind for just a spilt second and just like that the unknown creatures voice faded away leaving a brightly lit portal for Lucifer but he can't get to it without springing out his wings first and so he did and low and behold a way out of

The ✨Novoid⚡️…)

Lucifer: finally, oh come on, don't tell me…

🔥Hell🔥or 🔥Limbo🔥

Narrator: welcome to the pit's of no return…

Lucifer: we'll then I guess we have to fight our way out or outsmart our way out…

Beelzebub: if the gods would blind me now, Lucifer!!!

Lucifer: Beelzi how have you been brother…

👾Beelzebub: it's been age's of demon time and you still look the same, 😈demonic as ever…

Lucifer: we'll…

👾Beelzebub: so what brings you back here, have you completed your mission with the human's yet or do you need more armies up there, just tell me and I'll command the greatest 🔥Hell Caribbean🔥the world has ever seen all at your side for victory over those pitiful humans…

Lucifer: yes I can tell, but I don't really need that right now cause it's not really judgment day, it isn't due for a couple of years ahead…

👾Beelzebub: oh, then why are you here…

Lucifer: um to, to, to urh

👾Beelzebub: oh, are you here to abandon us again for those humans!!!! Huhh!!!!

(As The Demon of Cunning once an Angel of Strategy in heaven figures out that Lucifer isn't here on his own free will and was forced here for a reason gets even more angrier than when Lucifer first left 🔥Limbo, he charges at Lucifer with all his demonic strength and attempts to strike down Lucifer for good because he assumed he wasn't on the path that sent him to the humans in the first place and so need's to be eradicated…)

Lucifer: what do you think you're doing Beelzi!!

👾Beelzebub: I've always known you would be a huge disappointment to all of Demon kind when you didn't return on the date you promised us…

Lucifer: well sorry to burst your bubble 🫧 but I was stuck in traffic…

👾Beelzebub: your a traitor!!!‼️

Lucifer: I would love to stay and chat some more but I got big plans to accomplish…

(👾Beelzebub strikes Lucifer with all his might while Lucifer just dodge's his attacks on sight…)

Meanwhile back on earthly grounds…

Mazakine: urhh!!!, (Mazakine wakes up) I'm gonna fry that bitch to ash…

(Amenadiel also wakes up but to the touch of some one special…)

Amenadiel: Lucinda, what are you doing here…

Lucinda: I should be asking you that question…

Amenadiel: I urh…

Lucinda: why are you laying here in the rain, did you fight again with Lucifer, or did Lucifer kick you out or something, I've been trying to get to him but nothing, it's like he's in another dimension or something…

(Amenadiel instantly remembers where Lucifer is…)

Amenadiel: urh…

(Come on, inside, Lucinda sends Amenadiel inside the penthouse and places him on the couch to rest after being knocked out by someone but he doesn't clearly remember what happened, Mazakine walk's into the living room and sees Lucinda with Amenadiel weakened on the couch and blurts out…)

Mazakine: did Eve do this to you…

Lucinda: am sorry what, how could Eve have done this to him, he was passed out on the porch…

Mazakine: she tricked me then head butted me with her stupid magic🪄…

Lucinda: oh my gosh are you ok…

Mazakine: oh am fine but she won't be when am done with her…

Amenadiel: now now Mazz we need to find Lucifer first…

Mazakine: oh yeah, he's probably in 🔥Hell fighting off some demons by now…

Lucinda: am sorry what!!!

Mazakine: oh yeah you're still here…(Mazakine head-but's Lucinda rendering her unconscious…)

Amenadiel: Mazz!!, was that really necessary…

Mazakine: she wouldn't understand anyways…

Amenadiel: huh😞…

Mazakine: now we need to bring him back by opening up a dimensional vortex and fast or else I don't know how long he will last down there…

Down in 🔥Hell…🔥

👾Beelzebub: you won't win this time coward..,

Lucifer: what did you call me…

(Instantly Lucifer transforms into his devil form for once in a very very very long time…)

👿Lucifer🔥: call me that again and I won't be able to ensure your safety…

👾Beelzebub: you don't scare me…

👿Lucifer🔥: are you sure…

(Lucifer gain's the face of Death with a burning skeleton as a head with dark red horns attached to the skull 💀 and The Titan Gorr's body with The Golden Cuffs of Sin on both his hands and legs with The Spikes of Ventrodoll pultruding from his shoulders and long sharp fingernails of Death like the Dagon that can pierce even the holiest of souls heart itself and with immaculate six packs as a bonus to his already increasing mass and strength…)

Back on Earth🌎…

Mazakine: are you ready…

Amenadiel: let's do this…

⚡️Hexes⚡️

⚡️Via Esporo⚡️

⚡️Via Espro lexsus ⚡️

⚡️Capro Capitus Versolum⚡️

⚡️Planto Oreons Pespicus ⚡️

⚡️Lux Lusus Via⚡️

⚡️Astendo Occultus ijanuah⚡️

(As the night darkens and lightning strikes, human's are pardon and filled with fright, as time goes by

They are moved, from out of sight…, as Mazakine a demon with no soul opens the dimensional vortex of hyperspace she is greeted by The Deathly Hallows or in other words the Henchmen of Deathl💀which comprises of the ghost's of past, present and future who fly towards Mazakine hoping to get a soul but to no avail and allow Amenadiel smooth passage to Hell and back, he calls upon Lucifer 3 times before placing his hands into the vortex portal to reach out for Lucifer if he ever does notices it…)

😈Lucifer🔥: what was that annoying sound calling upon me…

(Luckily, as Lucifer does see the familiar hand 🖐 and decides to hold on to it as the dimensional vortex opens wider in Hell and on earth 🌍, Lucifer leaves 🔥Hell finally blurting out…)

😈Lucifer🔥: I am Lucifer MorningStar, A devil😈 incarnate and I always keep my word, don't you ever forget that…

(Lucifer is pulled into the vortex and yanked out of there leaving 👾Beelzebub in….)

👾Beelzebub: you will be back here one day Lucifer and I will be right here waiting for you…

Back to Devil Time Earth…

Mazakine: I can't believe it worked…

Amenadiel: Lucifer are you ok…

Lucifer: yeah am fine…

Amenadiel: well thank G…, I mean…

Lucifer: yhh right, how did you manage this Mazz??

Mazakine: well it wasn't easy, I had Amenadiel do the pentagram drawings on the floor and the lit candles as well and I grabbed a spell book 📖 from the Basement…

Lucifer: weren't you scared of the Deathly Hallows…

Mazakine: I mean I was for a second but then I remembered, you can't rob the soulless…

Amenadiel: I barely understood what ever was going on…

Mazakine: really…

Amenadiel: I mean I understand the spell process but why didn't they steal your soul…

Mazakine: huh, when a being performs ⚡️Hexes⚡️he or she is exposed to the deathly hallows who serve as henchmen for Death and must return back to Death with a piece of the soul of the Caster if he or she has one that is, but if he or she doesn't, the being is allowed to cast the spell for one time until he or she can get a soul for the deathly hallows…

Amenadiel: and so since you don't have a soul you weren't captured by the deathly hallows???

Mazakine: exactly…

Amenadiel: but am pretty sure this isn't your first time of casting such a spell…

Mazakine: your point…

Amenadiel: my point is, if this isn't your first time and you need to sacrifice a soul to the deathly hallows then that would mean that you just cheated Death…

Mazakine: yhh, I guess so…

Lucifer: enough with this will they won't they none sense already, what matters is that am back…

(As they all converse with each other a newly presence separates itself from Lucifer's shadow and springs out as…)

🌺MoM: my bright 🌞 and shining MorningStar ⭐️, my Light bringer…

To be continued…