Who are you???
Lucinda: why isn't he picking up my calls, I hope he's alright…
Noah: Hello…
Lucinda: omg, don't ever do that again, where have you been, I've been trying to contact you but your never answering the goddam phone, what's up with you, I thought you were dead or worse…
Noah: ohk now that's a lot of questions, but your not wrong about the dead part, for a long time I've always felt that way but not anymore 🍑peach…
Lucinda: what!! why what's going on…
Noah: meet, Noah Supreme…
Lucinda: right no kidding, you go awol for a day and show up like nothing's wrong…
Noah: I just needed some time to clear my head and testicles, you know how it is…
Lucinda: yhh no kidding (Start's to cry)
Noah: aww Luci, what's going on what's wrong??
Lucinda: it's nothing, I'm fine, it's ok, it's just that Lucifer didn't acknowledge me as anything in front of his friend yesterday and I know I shouldn't care but it hurts somehow and I don't understand…
Noah: huh the old cheeky devil, well then let's show him what he's missing out on…
Lucinda: whahh!
(Lucinda sobs for a while before going to the bathroom and retouching her makeup💋 but Noah burt's inside and hands her the new RuPaul Drag-u Makeup kit and the all brand Kyle finger lipgloss💄to be used all at once on Lucinda and for better clarification, it say's on the box of the lipgloss that whoever use's it shall be beautifully transformed into Kyle Jenner for a day and will look incredibly similar to Kyle and people won't even know what hit am…)
Lucinda: where did you even get this, are you sure about this…
Noah: it's now or never bitch…
(Lucinda uses the makeup kit and finally applies the lipgloss…,
Lucifer walk's right into the haul without a care in the world as usual,as soon as he reaches Lucinda's office desk she popped out right out of no where and my oh my, for the first time in a millennium, Lucifer had never checked a girl out from head to bottom like that before but Lucinda was the exception…)
Lucifer: my oh my miss holy, girl you put the Ass in tassel…
Lucinda: Lucifer☺️…
Lucifer: but urh um I urh came because urh because…
Lucinda: yhh, tell me all about it…
Noah: and it seems to be working…(Noah goes into the bathroom to take a piss🚽 and afterwards proceeds to wash 💦his face while looking into the mirror🪞and is surprised to see that he doesn't have a reflection which totally freaked 😳him out but upon further panicking and moving around his reflection showed up and he was relieved that he wasn't going to be a vampire 🧛♂️and left before anything else weird happened also he thought 💭his reflection was actually taken away and replaced with a copy cat and thus began the The New Noah Supreme's reign…)
Lucifer: so as I was saying…
Lucinda: mmhhm😏…
Lucifer: I urh was saying urh, am sorry why am I so attracted to you all of the sudden huh…
Lucinda: I don't know maybe your finally leaving Mr. jerk-ish behavior aside and finally being normal for once…
Lucifer: we'll that can't happen, am far from normal, I am a devil 😈 for crying out loud…
(Noah interrupts…)
🔥Noah: yh about that, is Lucifer really your name or your drag name persona or acting 🎭 name???…
Lucifer: drag persona, acting, what!!
🔥Noah: yh cause it seems to far fetched for your real name to be Lucifer right…
Lucifer: of course it's my real name Lucifer MorningStar, a devil😈
🔥Noah: no, there has to be more than that, can we get your paper's or anything that proves that you're name is Lucifer…
Lucifer: what!! is this necessary??
Lucinda: no yh I wanna know too, can you prove that…
Lucifer: of course I can…
🔥Noah: good that settles it, hope you don't take this personally Lucifer if that's even your name…
Lucifer: what is going on here…
(Lucifer leaves the office enraged that they don't trust him and think he's a liar, he goes to Mazakine of all demons to confide in…)
Lucifer:…..(thinking…)
Mazakine: I've already told you this Lucifer, I don't do emotions and heartbreak's…
Lucifer: I mean how could they think of me as such…
Mazakine: here we go…
Lucifer: I mean, you know what Mazakine, I think it's time we stop hiding our true self's and come forward as…
Mazakine: woah there mister don't go now making rush decisions, listen to me, we're not here for them remember, you wanted a battleground for your ultimate purpose here and I wanted a place to belong to, so please and I can't believe am saying this, please just let it go, you're a devil your stronger than this remember that…
Lucifer: your right Mazakine I've become soft on these humans for way to long…
Mazakine: perfect, now my payment??
Lucifer: what!!
Mazakine: yh I told you I don't do emotional drama and healing so pay up…
Lucifer: have you found that intruder yet from last chapters ego??
Mazakine: no and how did you know that I didn't tell you yet and for starters I'm beginning to think it's that bitch Eve…
Lucifer: we'll then you have my permission to send them to 🔥Hell🔥 and for the record I can read minds remember…
Mazakine: I thought you hid all those powers for future reasons…
Lucifer: yh i did but just as of that time that you chained down me and Amenadiel at the mountain, my powers were just starting to awaken…
Mazakine: awesome then, can't wait to see The full blown Devil in action again…
Lucifer: where's Amenadiel??…
Mazakine: who, that whore, probably banging another motherly grandma like last time, I heard him talking about going to Lady Luck🍀 for something but don't know what exactly, anyways I gotta bounce, I've got bigger fish to fry…
Lucifer: wait, who took my stacks of cash 💵 and address card's…🤔
Cut back to Amenadiel…
Amenadiel: where is this place, oh hi um am looking for Black Clover☘️ do you um no it's location by chance…
Naomi: um yh it's just right across that street over there…
Amenadiel: oh great thank you, am Amenadiel…
Naomi: Naomi Maximoff nice to meet you, Amenadiel huh, do people ever call you Amen
Amenadiel: oh you would be the first human to…
Naomi: really
Amenadiel: yeah…
Naomi: hope you find what you're looking for…
Amenadiel: thank you…
(They both part ways while having the feeling of happiness for each other but both brush it off as natural bull shit and move on with their day, Amenadiel eventually finds the shop and is greeted by…)
Lady Luck: sorry sir but how may I help you today…
Amenadiel: I was looking for this divine place that a human showed me and that you can make names for immortals turned mortals…
Lady Luck: are you with Mr. Lucifer MorningStar the crazy person but pays really well…
Amenadiel: oh good you already know my brother…
Lady Luck: great another crazy person, what do you want being done for you Sir…
Amenadiel: yes, urh, I would like to change my name to that of a normal human if that's possible, you see I recently fell from heaven just like my brother Lucifer and I've been thinking a lot lately and…
Lady Luck: so basically you've been through a lot…
Amenadiel: yes…
Lady Luck: great another crazy person, come on back sir.
(Lady Luck 🍀 sends Amenadiel to her secret base right beneath her main office which was enormous as compared to the outside, to normal human eyes it looks like a simple pawn ♟ shop but on the inside, it's a whole new world by Aladdin, Lady Luck 🍀 is a bad ass middle age woman who happens to be Lucifer's personal assistant in everything tech or official, she does all of Lucifer's paperwork for him like birth certificate's, bank statements, weapons you name it…)
Lady Luck: so how do want it changed sweetie…
Amenadiel: um how about something like Amen and maybe Diel perhaps…
Lady Luck: ohk give me a moment hunny…(Lady Luck 🍀 comes out a couple of hours later with a file containing all of Amenadiel's details…)
Lady Luck: these are everything you will need for the road, passports, birth certificates, banking statements and etc, do you have money💰??
Amenadiel: you mean the green stuff, yeah I do, will this be enough…(Amenadiel pour's out a mountain load of stacked cash 💵 to the table…)
Lady Luck: of course you do, Welcome to New York Mr. Amen Diel…
Cut back to Noah at the office…
🔥Noah: it seems the ark brought out a couple of uninvited guests to the land but no matter they will all be extinguished very soon…
Dan:🤨what creepy messed up shit are you talking about man??…
🔥Noah: starting with you lower life form…(Dan suddenly start's to feel hot and very warm all over his body and soon he felt like he was on fire🔥, his temperature levels had risen up to critical levels and his clothes were burning up too, everybody rushes to his aid while Noah steps back with an evil grin on his face enjoying every moment of his pain and misery while it lasts…)
🔥Noah: huh, human's are so weak and pathetic at time's, all they really need is a tiny nudge in the right direction sometimes or perhaps a little heat🔥…
Lucinda: Noah my God, what happened???
Noah: I don't know he just suddenly feel to the ground like that, he did say he wasn't feeling well or at least that's what I thought we were talking about, honestly I don't quite remember…(what is happening to me…)
(Lucifer walk's in…)
Lucifer: here you go miss holy, my paperwork and other documents…
Lucinda: oh, ohk…
After a while of checking…
Lucinda: I guess everything checks out…
Noah: what checks out…
Lucinda: the paperwork you wanted of Lucifer's name…
Noah: what!!!, but I didn't want anything...
Lucinda: what!!, but your the one that questioned him about it…
🔥Noah: ✨of course, so it seems…
Lucifer: happy little detective…
🔥Noah: what about Mazakine then, or, I heard your brother was in town Amenadiel was it, seems strange to me that both these immortal's I mean humans urh people have only one name and happens to be friends with the devil, I mean their names do sound like something you would find in a bible verse, a demon and an Angel perhaps…
Lucifer: ohk what is really wrong with you today, did you by chance run into Mr. Jerk investigator on your way here or what…
🔥Noah: am not being a jerk to you Lucifer it's just that humans or people should start paying attention to the things that matter like Angel's walking around and other things…
Lucinda: Angel's!!! that's ridiculous…
🔥Noah: hey am just saying…
Lucifer: I know what this is, this is about how I've been treating miss holy over the last chapters of this story isn't it, how rude you think I've been towards her, not paying attention to her feelings…
Lucinda: so you do care…
🔥Noah: noo, am simply trying to be a good friend that's all…
Lucifer: you haven't heard the last of me Maximoff, 👿you're lucky you're Lucinda's friend otherwise you would have had one free trip to 🔥Hell and back😈…
Lucinda: Lucifer stay calm, your face is…
(Lucifer's face in the middle of the life threatening speech was beginning to wrinkle and deform slowly with black veins popping out but stop's at the last minute of Lucinda's call…)
Noah: ✨am sorry what just happened???
(Lucifer leave's again and Noah return's to his normal state again and doesn't remember a thing that happened leaving Lucinda confused and Noah baffled as well…)
Cut back to Amenadiel at Lucifer's penthouse…
Mazakine: hey there hot stuff where have you been??…
Amenadiel: I urh changed my name today…
Mazakine: what!!!, to what, cock wrangler…
Amenadiel: no urh, it's Amen Di…
(Lucifer barges in furious…)
Lucifer: 👿where is Eve‼️…
Mazakine: woah what happened you look like you've been through 🔥Hell in a Cell…
Lucifer: where is Eve Mazz…
Eve: over here darling and what's wrong…
(Lucifer walk's right up to her and start's kissing her and immediately pushes her into his bedroom and they begin to make out💋 again leaving Amenadiel and Mazakine stunned😳…)
Cut back to Noah at 🏡 Home…
Noah: what a forgettable day…
(As Noah walk's right up the stairs Naomi tries to talk to him about today but immediately hesitates and leaves him be…)
🔥Noah: that was refitting, come now Noah, we have other lives to ruin…
To be continued…