Villains R Us

In an instant, Sora returned to Harley's side. He threw the villain onto the ground in front of her. Only then did he sit back down.

"It's all you now, Harls." He announced.

The chaotic woman glanced back and forth between Sora and the Riddler. A happy smile soon adorned her face. Before she could say anything, the masked man tried to get up. Harley grabbed her bat and swung down on his back.

PANG

"Ahhhh!" He screamed. Something had definitely fractured.

"Stay down!" She ordered.

An idea popped into her mind. While he was groaning in pain, she ripped off his mask. An ugly nerd with glasses was revealed. Both Sora and Harley frowned.

"Damn…what a dork!" She exclaimed.

"He looks like he'd live in his mom's basement. If he had one at least." Sora mocked.

"Nooooo! Things weren't supposed to goooooo like this!" Riddler cried out.

"Keep crying!" The lady clown mocked.

If someone was watching from the outside, they'd think a nerdy student was getting bullied. Hardcore bullying. Harley smashed the bat down onto Riddler's hands and knees, shattering the bone.

"Ahhhhhhh!" He started to sob.

She made sure he wasn't getting up before running over to Sora. Her actions were unexpected. The energetic woman gave him a hug and whispered in his ear.

"You're the best, Sora! Now record my rise to fame!" She demanded while handing him her phone.

He raised her phone and tapped the recording icon. Harley cleared her throat before waving at the camera. Riddler could be seen squirming behind her.

"Hello citizens of Gotham. This is Harley Quinn and I have a BIG announcement!" The excitement could be seen on her face.

Harley approached the crippled man. She grasped his hair, raising his face to the camera. The man had tears falling down his cheeks. What a pussy!

"Can you guess who this is? Probably not, right?"

The harlequin picked up the mask and waved it in front of the camera. She then brought it beside his face. Harley was ecstatic!

"It's the Riddler! That's right…We found him. But Harley, why did you catch him? I'm glad you asked! You seeee…he just pissed me off! Hahaha!"

She let go of his hair, allowing him to squirm on the ground. A constant groan of pain escaped his lips. He knew it was over. The Riddler wasn't discovered by the police or Batman. He was caught by a fellow villain. His life was forfeit.

"Riddle Man…say 'Don't fuck with Harley Quinn.' You gotta say it!"

"Hnnnnnn…Aaahhhhhh!"

"Say it!" She demanded.

"Don't…Don't fuck with Harley Quinn." He groaned, hoping she would spare his life.

The chaotic woman ruffled his hair before standing up. She grabbed the bat and took her position. Riddler could see the eerie look on her face and immediately grew fearful.

"Wait! Please! Harley-"

PANG CRACK

"Hahaha!" She chuckled psychotically while bashing his skull in.

Metal hitting flesh was the only sound that could be heard. His brain slowly turned into meat chunks. His body spasmed all the while. She didn't stop swinging her bat until his blood spread across the ground. A bit of it splashed on the camera.

Once it was done, she heaved a sigh of relief. Harley approached the camera once more. Drops of blood could be seen on her cute face.

"Don't fuck with Harley. Thanks for watching!"

Sora ended the recording. He immediately frowned right after. The energetic woman raised an eyebrow at his expression.

"What's wrong, Sora?"

"Shit. I thought I was recording but it just took a picture." He said.

"......................."

Harley froze. Her happy expression disappeared and her eyes watered up. Tears were threatening to fall. The sleepy man smiled.

"...I'm kidding! Don't cry. You're making me feel bad."

"You…you! Don't fuck with me like that!" She yelled in anger. Her bloody bat swung toward his face.

Sora leaned back, dodging it with minimal effort. He didn't want any brain matter touching his clothes. The young Lockhart quickly escaped the room with Harley hot on his tail. A bunch of destructive noises could be heard in the asylum.

Almost thirty minutes went by. The duo could finally be seen outside the building. Harley was huffing and puffing in exhaustion, while sitting on the steps. She wasn't able to land a hit.

The lazy man sat next to her with a tiny smile. She still seemed to be mad at him, if her expression was anything to go by. Sora brought his face closer to her.

"Are you still mad? I'm sorry. Come on, Harley. You look so much better with a smile."

"Don't talk to me."

She pushed his face away. The lady clown was tired but still mad. He couldn't help but wrap his arm around her frame, bringing her close. She didn't fight it but her expression said it all.

"Come onnnn…Cheer up! You became the big bad today, Harls. Look."

He raised the phone in front of her and pressed play. The video started, showing how scary she could be. Harley grew happier as she watched it. By the end, she was beaming with joy.

"Hell yeah! I'm the REAL big bad!" She exclaimed.

"...You did it. Are you going to have this sent out?"

"That's going straight to Channel 9 news! It'll be an anonymous message."

"Batman's gonna come for you. You know that, right?" He reminded her.

"So what? I'll just lay low for a while."

"With Ivy?"

"Yup. Do you think you can fly me home?" She asked.

"Sure, but you can't be mad anymore."

"I'm not mad anymore."

"I don't believe you."

"Whattt? But I'm not."

"You have to show me that you aren't mad."

Harley gave him a look before jumping on him. Her lips crashed against his. They were sweet and tasted like candy. Sora was quick to respond. Before they knew it, they were being aggressive. His hands rested on her perky ass. It felt like ten minutes had passed when she finally pulled back.

"Awww man, now I've gone and done it. Look what you made me do…Can you take me home, Puddin? I'm tired." She hummed while caressing his face.

"...After you give me another kiss." He said. Harley immediately responded with a soft kiss. He wasn't satisfied when she pulled back.

"Another."

…

"Another."

…

It took almost thirty minutes for them to finally leave. Harley was on his back once again. She gave him directions, snuggling against him all the while. It didn't take long to reach their destination. Sora raised an eyebrow seeing it.

"Sirens…A nightclub?" He muttered.

"Yup! A lot of the other bad guys show up here. Catwoman is the owner, but Ivy and I have our own rooms!" She explained while getting down.

"...They'll know that you're the real bad guy soon enough." He joked.

Harley gave him one more kiss. An anxious expression soon appeared on her face. Sora held her by the waist.

"What's wrong?" He asked.

"When am I going to see you again?"

"Mmm…I'm busy a lot so I don't know. It shouldn't be too long though. Besides, you have my number. Just call me."

"I'm really going to call you, okay? You better pick up when I do!" She demanded.

"I will."

"Promise?"

"I promise."

"Hmph. Okay!"

With that being said, she went inside. Sora heaved a sigh of exhaustion once her figure was gone. It took a lot of energy to hold back his desires. He didn't know it would be so hard to hold back his instincts. It was harder than controlling his powers!

The young Lockhart took a single step and flashed into the night sky. It had been a long day. He needed some food and rest.