Chapter 26

Flashback to meeting Kurama

I sat in my apartment thinking. Tomorrow, I'll go to the Hokage. For now . . . lets see . . . I could go see Itachi . . . or meet Kurama. Well I guess I'll see Itachi not to long from now so Kurama it is.

I closed my eyes and went into my mindscape. I opened my eyes and found myself standing ankle deep in water in what looked like an oversized sewer. I wrinkled my nose, not noticing that the fox was studying me.

"Man this place is nasty . . . let's see . . . what would be a good place for him?" I put my hand on my chin and think for a moment. I snapped my fingers. "That's it!"

The mindscape turns into a huge forest with a clearing with the moon shining down. I smiled "And I could make it follow the cycle though he sleeps a lot so I'm pretty sure he wouldn't want sun in his eyes . . . oh."

I turn to the fox and smile. "Hello, my name is Kyra Uzumaki, formally known as Kyra Otsutsuki, nice to meet you Kurama."

"Otsutsuki? The same name as the old man . . . you're apart of his clan?"

"Yup! Never met him though. Hmm . . . if I did I could have met his sons too . . . wait I reincarnated into Naruto and he was supposed to be the reincarnation of Asura . . . what the fuck?"

Kurama blinks. "Can't you still be the reincarnation of him?"

"How the hell would I know? I mean, I don't think so, like two people reincarnated into one body. That sounds awkward as hell. And I've also realized that in a way Sasunaru is weird because Sasuke was the reincarnation on Indra and Naruto Asura" I rubbed my head "this makes my head hurt . . ."

"What the fuck?"

"Sorry, still love the ship though" I muttered the last part.

"Again, What the fuck?"

So yeah . . . thats how meeting Kurama went. But hey! The fox is a bit happier, still a grumpy old fox but hey, it's a start.

Anyways . . . heading to see Hiruzen now. So, lets enter like how my original self would have.

I walk up to his door and kick it open. "WAZZ UP MOTHERFUCKERS!?!" I punched an ANBU in their face.

"Oh shit sorry" I looked at Hiruzen "What's up old friend?".

His smile appeared "So it is you . . ."

"Yup . . . so for hiding it from you, though I would have done longer but . . . you can't stop instinct you know." He nods.

"So hows the new life like?"

"Well . . . it was kind of crappy because of how the villagers treated me, did you know that they knew that I held the Kyuubi with in me?"

"How the hell?"

"Most likely the one who orchestrated the Uchiha Massacre and made a deal with that one dude, Hanzo . . ."

"That doesn't tell me who it is."

"Umm . . . want to know the secret to the hell called paperwork?"

"You can't change the subject- wait . . . paperwork? Nevermind! You can keep that secret, just please tell me!"

I leaned forward and whispered "Shadow Clones old man"

His face fell and he started to bang his head on his desk.

"But I'll pity you for now." I waved my hand and transferred the info from the papers to him. I then made them completed depending on how he would have completed them. "There, you're done for the day!"

He began to cry.

"Troublesome."

Shikamaru sneezed again.

"Are you sick Shikamaru?"

He shook his head "Someone used my line, I think it was Kyra."