Chapter 14

It's been a year since I became an ANBU. I've completed over one thousand missions by myself in the span of a couple weeks. I could've done more but I didn't because one, They came in pretty slow and two, The other ANBU weren't getting any missions.

Flash Back

Every single ANBU realized that no one was getting one so, the ANBU commander and some of his closest ANBU went to Hiruzen. They asked why there weren't any missions. Hiruzen told them that there were missions but an ANBU was doing them all. The Commander asked who it was and Hiruzen was about to tell them when I popped up in front of them and handed Hiruzen the report for the mission.

"I'm done Hiruzen!" I told him not noticing the other people in the room.

"K- Kitsune, there's other people here . . ." When he said that I froze and slowly turned around. Crap. I slowly backed up until I got to the window.

"B-bye Hiruzen . . . I'll see you later!" I made to jump out of the window when a hand grabbed my collar. NO!!!! I was dragged back to the center of the room and placed on my feet. I looked down, looking like a sculled child, refusing to look up at anyone.

"So this is the ANBU doing all of the missions?" Hiruzen nods.

"Kitsune, finishes missions very quickly and always asked for more so I just gave them to her . . ."

"Kitsune? How long has she been ANBU?"

"She's been ANBU for twelve years, just kept her under wraps."

"Twelve years? How old was she when she started?!"

"Four" I said out of the blue making everyone look at me with wide eyes.

"FOUR!?!"

END OF FLASH BACK

After that little debacle, I started to do a lot less missions. I also joined T&I, It's pretty easy to get info from the inmates. Sometimes I've put salt on their wounds. I haven't done anything to serious . . . can't if you do, they'll get used to other types and everything will be useless.

Some of the other T&I guys have done that before like huge idiots! I had to heal the inmate so they wouldn't bleed out and then I had to pull the information from their minds. Pain in the ass!

Oh! I've told everyone in the ANBU and T&I my real age so I just walk around in my five year old form. Itachi had joined not to long ago so everyone was super surprised that there was someone even younger then him in the ANBU.

Their views of me haven't changed since I could easily beat all of their asses in a heart beat . . .

Well a few thought that they were better then me . . . they couldn't walk for a while . . .

My teammates are Dog aka Kakashi and Weasel aka Itachi. We get along pretty well. Itachi wasn't too surprised that I was an ANBU since he's seen a lot of what I'm capable of.

Oh! I'm even in the Bingo Book now!

Name - Shi Kitsune

Real Name - Unknown

Registration ID - Unknown

Age - Unknown

Sex - Female

Date of Birth - Unknown

Home Village - Konohagakure

Village Rank - ANBU

Rank - SS

Chakra Affinity - Fire and Wind (Possibly more due to the fact Kitsune used Ice once)

Taijutsu - Kage Level

Ninjutsu - Kage Level

Genjutsu - Kage Level

Chakra Control - Kage Level

Long Range - Deadly

Close Range - Deadly

Missions Completed

S Rank - 1,989

A Rank - 753

B Rank - 0

C Rank - 0

D Rank - 0

DO NOT ENGAGE! FLEE ON SITE!

Yup . . . It's funny really . . . it would be even funnier if they found out who I really was, a god. Not that I'm going to let that happen.

Well . . . Author-chan decided it's time for a time skip.

TIME SKIP

So I've hung around the Uchiha Compound. I'm actually really close to Itachi's family now. Fugaku suddenly came up to me.

"Kyra, how would you like to become an Uchiha?" I froze and looked at him.

"W-what do you mean?"

"Eventually, my sons will get married and -" I held up my hand with wide eyes.

"You . . . want my to marry one of them?" He nodded. "I . . . I'm sorry . . . I'm to young to think about that at the moment and I plan to become a Shinobi, a relationship would get in the way . . ." Not that I really cared about that, I just wanted to get out of this embarrassing conversation. Which was even more embarrassing because Shishu was there.

"Aw~ Chibi~chan! Are you sure about that? I'm pretty sure you have a crush on me and Itachi~" I felt my face heat up and I pulled out a kunai and slowly looked at Shishu.

"Shishu~ You better run~" I sung as the 'older' male paled.

"C-Chibi-chan?" I launched at him and he body flickered away. That Bitch! I huffed and put the kunai away, crossing my arms.

"So you like Itachi~" I blinked at Fugaku.

"Shut up. Shut the fuck up." He stared at me with wide eyes. Not that I blame him. I did just curse.

"D-did you just curse?" I deadpan.

"What do you expect? I'm consistently surrounded by older people. And my targets tend to cuss a lot when they see my coming for them. Can't expect me to act like a kid when your like Itachi . . ."

He nodded. "So . . . want to marry Itachi?" I face palmed.