Sorry cutie, But no excuses today!

"Nikolai, Jin!" Rushil still in his apron, was surprised to find his son and his boyfriend waiting for him in shorts, when he went to answer the door, "Good morning Mister Parmar." Jin greeted him.

"Good morning Papa!" Nikolai also greeted him."

"Tum donon? (You two?)...good morning." Rushil greeted them back, still confused.

"Rushil?! Who's at the door?" Radka's voice came from inside, "Honey, It's Nikolai and Jin! ve yahaan hain! (they're here!)" Rushil replied.

Surprised, "WHAAAT!" Radka came quickly to the door, she had a towel over her hair, and was wearing her bathrobe as she just came out of the shower, "Oh Hello you two! come on in! why are you still standing outside! it's hot today, isn't it?!" She said.

"Sorry we must've bothered you!" Jin said embarrassed to see Radka in towels, "We came unannounced because Nikolai wanted to surprise you." He explained.

"Oh dear, we're too old for surprises." Radka said.

"We wanted to go to the beach, but it's obvious you're not gonna let us Mama, judging by how all of your girls followed us all the way here even though we came to your house.

Anyways, since we can't go to the beach, we came here to use your pool." Nikolai explained.

"The pool? oh that explains why you're dressed like this! lucky you two I was making some cold drinks." Rushil said.

"Awesome!...Mama! Can you get rid of your girls please? pretty pleeeeease!" Nikolai pleaded.

"Ah, okay?...just one second." Radka said before she went outside towards the cars her girls drove, to tell them to lay low for the day.

...Few minutes later...

"I know when I saw you wearing that apron that you were making something delicious." Jin said happily while enjoying Rushil's homemade slushy.

"Papa I want more!" Nikolai has already finished his, "Sure...I guess?" Rushil replied hesitantly as he poured another one for Nikolai.

"You guys really surprised us!" Rushil spoke again while handing Nikolai his cup.

"We're sorry for the intrusion, Nikolai came-up with the idea out of nowhere." Jin apologized, "Humph, Intrusion my ass! this is my parents home I can come here whenever I want to." Nikolai replied.

"You're not wrong, you're always welcome here but hopefully next time it won't be a surprise.

I actually took the day off." Radka said joining them after wearing some clothes.

"You took a day off? were you planning to do something today?" Nikolai asked, "Just Sex, nothing major." Radka replied casually making Jin choke on his slushy.

"RADKA FUCKING DUBINSKY! WATCH WHAT THAT MOUTH SAY!" Rushil shouted in embarrassment.

Nikolai bursted laughing, while a blushing Jin was still coughing from the ice stuck in his airways.

"Why are you so flustered Ru-Ru? sex is a normal thing! our child isn't a kid anymore, he knows we fuck." Radka said.

Choking again, "Jesus, the deja Vu's *Coughing* I'm gonna die!" Jin said, "Hahaha!" Nikolai laughed some more.

"RADKA?!" Rushil shouted again, "What?! how can you still be embarrassed about the subject, we've been married since forever! and we've been fucking ever since then too.

I mean we fuck a lot, if we didn't use protection all the time, we would be having 25 kids instead of having a kid that's 25." Radka said.

"BHAHAHAHA?!" Nikolai was hugging his sides at this point, he laughed so much it hurt him.

When he noticed Jin was still choking, Rushil hurried to pour him some water, "What is wrong with you Radka? you almost killed Jin with your vulgarity!" Rushil asked his wife.

"O Bozhe! (Oh dear!)" Radka said giggling, "Teasing your shy ass never gets old!"

Gasping, "Omg, I can breath again!" Jin said, "I didn't notice you were dying." Nikolai said jokingly.

"You're evil!" Jin said, "And btw I'm still mad at you! just because I'm not showing it doesn't mean I'm not mad!" He added.

Surprised, "Did you two fight?" Rushil asked, "Why would you be mad at Nikolai, Jin?" Radka asked.

"He's not actually mad, he's just joking." Nikolai interfered, "No I'm mad!" Jin replied seriously.

"It's rare for you to get mad, I'm sure Nikolai did something horrible." Radka said, "What, no the fuck I didn't?" Nikolai replied.

"He asked me if I would become a worm for him, so I said I'd be anything he wants me to be as long as he going to love me that way!

But Nikolai said he's not going to love me if I became a worm, he said he's just going to use me in his garden!

Apparently all that he cares about is my physical body!" Jin explained.

"What the hell?" both Rushil And Radka said.

"See that?! see how ridiculous this is?!" Nikolai replied.

"What the hell Nikolai?!" Rushil said taking Nikolai by surprise, "You tell somebody to become a worm for you, but then you can't love them that way?!

You're my son?! You're like supposed to be romantic and shit?!

This is final, we're getting a DNA test! I don't care that you look like me in my twenties, we're getting that DNA test!" Rushil said angrily, while Jin secretly sniggered.

"Umm, What the actual fuck?! Mama what's going on?" Nikolai Asked.

Clicking her tongue in disappointment, "I will not back you up on this son, you have made your father question my infidelity once again, because of your cold-hearted behavior." Radka replied.

"SERIOUSLY?!" Nikolai shouted in disbelief, "Jin my dear, thank you for sharing your trauma with us, I don't know how to apologize to you for our son's behavior, but even we, are suffering." Radka said.

"It's okay, I think I should forgive him just this once, after all I knew what I signed-up for." Jin replied.

"OH C'mon! stop it you guys?! did you agree on doing this together?!" Nikolai asked.

Scoffing, "Are you sure he's worth your apology?" Rushil asked.

"We just came here to have fun at the pool, not to keep fighting over things that are obviously of no importance to your son.

And I would like to have a peaceful day myself, so It's okay I forgive him." Jin said smirking.

"I never said I'm not going to love you as a worm! I said I won't kill you and I will make you useful to me! That's My love language!" Nikolai protested.

"Doesn't matter now, let's close this depressing subject!

Jin has already forgiven you so you should just enjoy the rest of your day, and try not to make another mistake like this or we will seriously get a DNA test! and then both of you and your mom are going to be in big trouble." Rushil replied.

...Few minutes later...

Sighing in relief, "Ahhh...isn't this nice!" Radka said as she laid on her stomach on the sun-lounger by the pool, "Hey?! did you put on sunscreen?! you forgot you're white?!" Rushil said scolding her with a bottle of sunscreen in his hand, but he was secretly grateful that his wife didn't put on any, yet.

Radka was wearing a bikini, and she hasn't wore one in a while, Rushil was thanking his god within for this moment.

"Do me a favor Ru-Ru and apply some on my back, I'll be laying like this for a while." Radka replied.

"You're seriously gonna die without me." Rushil said sitting besides his wife.

"Those two Love birds." Jin said chuckling inside the pool, "You mean fuck birds!" Nikolai replied annoyed as he floated around Jin using A pool float.

Before going into the water, Jin gave him that pool float to hold on to while they're swimming.

"Hey, about earlier, we were just joking...well I was just joking at least." Jin said, "Oh yeah?! are you sure? because I think my parents took it to heart, now they're always going to call me their heartless son!" Nikolai replied back angrily.

Chuckling more, "It wouldn't be surprising if they actually took it to heart!

Anyways, They are quite a romantic those two, I mean just look at them! how long have they been together? look how strong they're still going!

And it's obvious your dad still got the hots for your mom, it's very cute." Jin said.

"I know right...that's why I want their relationship.

The idea that no matter how many years can go by, and I will still be so tight with someone, is just so adorable." Nikolai replied, "I want to grow old together with someone, just like them." He added.

"I really hope that someone is me." Jin said shyly, "Oh that's easy! just keep cooking for me." Nikolai replied so casually.

Sighing, "I can't help but feel used by you, but I guess act of service is My favorite love language after all." Jin said.

"You're an idiot, Jinnie." Nikolai replied,"Btw, do i really need to use this floaty?" He asked annoyed.

"I know you can swim, but just to be safe." Jin replied.

Pouting, "Okay... although this is nice, I mean being in the water and everything." Nikolai said.

"You're right it is...NICE HAHAHA!" Jin shouted enthusiastically as he splashed water at Nikolai's face.

"HEY! THAT'S NOT FAIR!" Nikolai said horrified, "Sorry cutie, But no excuses today!" Jin replied sniggering.

"YOU'RE EVIL! I didn't see it coming, like literally!" Nikolai said pouting at him.

"Okay, try to splash me, I won't run, but just this time." Jin said.

"Ummm, okay!" Nikolai said, he splashed Jin and smiled when he heard him gasp.

"You've wetted my hair completely!" Jin exclaimed.

"HAHA! TAKE THAT!" Nikolai replied.

Meanwhile, Rushil was slowly and gently massaging his wife's back.

And As Jin and Nikolai's laughs grew louder, "Look at those two." Radka whispered, "Right, I can't believe how natural they are together...it's like they never stopped dating." Rushil whispered back.

"I told you my family is something when it comes to love." Radka said giggling, "I still can't believe you thought I'm cheating on you with Minnie." She added giggling more.

Flustered, "Can we never talk about that again...I learned my lesson." Rushil replied.

"Whatever you want Ru-Ru..." Radka said yawning, "You're gonna sleep already?" Rushil asked.

"Sorry Ru-Ru, but your massage is making me that way." She replied yawing again, "Okay then...you can sleep, I'm going inside to make some more food and drinks for us." he replied.

"Mmmm sure baby..." Radka barely finished her words before she fell asleep.

Sighing, "This woman..." Rushil's said chuckling to himself.

He made sure that the parasol was covering his wife's body properly before he headed back inside, but just as he stepped back into the house, he found his phone ringing so he picked-up.

Rushil: hello this is Parmar speaking?

Lydia: Hello Rushil.

Rushil: Goodness Lydia! how are you?! are you okay?! I heard things got tough for you!

Lydia: I'm doing fine, despite everything.

Rushil: Do you need something? Where are you at the moment?

Lydia: I was wondering if you have my cat right now?

Rushil: No, I only kept your pet for a little while, but then I placed him at the post office, Would you like my help to get him back?

Lydia: It'll be too suspicious for you to try and help with your wife around, she might get another wrong idea...I heard she took a day off or something today.

Rushil: Actually now is better than any other time.

I don't think Radka is going to misunderstand anymore, As for your pet, I can bring him right now.

Radka's asleep, I can go to the Post office quickly and give you back your cat.

Lydia: Okay then, I can't get inside the post office because of Radka, but I'll wait for you outside while you get my cat.

Rushil: okay just head there now, I'll be on my way.

Lydia: Okay, thank you Rushil.

Rushil: No need to thank me, I'll call you when I'm there.

Lydia: Yeah, sure.

*Beeb*