Bow down to your overlord the god of pleasure

I wake up in a dark space and see space I look like a big ball of light . When I see a message which pops in front of me and read.

Hey I'm god yes the Christian god but there are a lot of gods and I kinda got bored with that so I chose you instead good luck. Wait what the fuck okay !

Okay when a book pops up in front of me and it says how to be a god I ignore that and start moving I say .

If I'm going to be god wait I have an idea . I quickly imagine a handsome body for myself which looks like accelerator from Toaru no index .

I move my soul inside and say very good . I then say so if I'm god I'll use this body as my messiah when I finally enter those worlds I start looking around me and find a few galaxies .

I quickly start moving ahead of me and go to one of them well . I'll first maybe create artifacts and stuff like that . Yeah okay I quickly say but that will be later first I need to think of what exactly.

Those artifacts will be and who will be the races who rule them . Okay I continue I remember a lot of weird races and creatures and books and movies for my past so what exactly should I have .

Of course I think humans I'll have humans but first I think I'll create some friends who will be powerful but not nearly as powerful as me . And I can also just delete them if they do become that powerful which will never happen .

Okay so I say as I start to use my hands to mold a human shaped body into the universe . I keep continuing until I'm finally finished . I snap my fingers and say change their gender to female and then the other one to male .

I then snap again rapidly as I start spawning out clones of them I then continue and yell out now make their featured and faces different . Yes I say yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes Yes .

Okay I have a lot of ideas so let's create a journal to keep them all .

I say journal and a black journal appears to me which says Michaels journal yes I say very noice.

I start floating to it before creating a desk and a chair I start writing .

I write and write for what seemed like years hours but for me were only a few minutes before I yawn .

And say that's the final touch before I stretch those are my plans .

First I'm gonna create the main idea of heaven before I finally .

Breath life into the gods then the angels who will alert people of the coming of their messiah .

Who will be above all who is the holiest the son of god and I truly do plan to make him my son not through by actually having a son oh no .

Actually I might do that instead well that depends I might actually tell my angels to ask a woman if they wish to be the mother of the son of god me .

And if she refuses then okay I won't impregnate her and if she doesn't I'll just send myself down as a bolt of lightning.

Into where house zip in their and zip out sounds like a plan .

I have plenty of more time right now so first what am I gonna do well maybe I'll create creatures before creating heaven .

I'll be really bored if I don't I say I zoom back into one of the galaxies .

Before zooming onto one of the planets first planet plants animals go .

When I say this all types of weird animals and plants appear on the planets surface .

A panel appears before me before I start typing into it almost like coding .

That the plants and animals will have the ability to evolve .

Very well I then continue and make it so that the planet can change .

And I might as well maybe put the first humans on this planet .

Wait I have so many ideas maybe like I'm such a nerd I have so many ideas of what to do in my head .

Maybe on this world I can have humanity expand into the cosmos before they find an enemy which they shall fight for millennia .

Before being forced to return back to their primitive state returning back from extinction .

Or something like that ready to rule the cosmos once more with super soldiers made to fight in space .

And stuff like that yeah sounds nice really nice so I say human .

Suddenly men and women appear in front of me all looking the exact same .

I say features when I say this they all start to change they have bigger chins different noses .

Body shapes muscular skinny complexion skin color .

All types of people I open up a rift in space and start opening it with my hands slightly .

As I activate their conscience and quickly try to get through the crack as quickly as possible .

But then I remember I'm naked and so turn around to summon out some clothes when I realize their all staring at me .

Who are you they say me I am your lord your one and only lord .

Lord who is the lord I am the lord your god your father and your creator .

Who is the the lord are god are father and creator they all say in Unison .

When time comes I shall show you the power of I your god father lord and creator .

But now until your deaths when you have children spread my name to your children .

And your children to their children and so on etc...

okay Yes they say but when shall you show us this power of yours .

I shall show you this power on the 69th day of the year on March 10th but it's the 70th in leap years so make sure it's the day okay .

On that day I shall send my son to be birthed by a woman of greatest faith .

She shall care for this son of mine love him and go through his pain .

This son shall spread my word and that word of mine is to enjoy life and have a good time .

So in order to show you this word of mine I shall give you all a drink .

I say as hundreds of fancy tables appear with blood red wine in cups .

You shall drink this and you shall party now on this day party party party .

Enjoy yourselves find pleasure in this party become party animals .

I say I then take a drink and say all of you take one even the children the one for the children is different .

It's just something called water okay this is wine wine they all say wine yes wine now children first drink up .

I yell out as all of the small boys and girls appear I say I don't want any of the ladies being nude so I say as I snap my fingers .

And dresses and fancy clothes appear on the ladies.

And the little girls as well I then say and for the gentleman they all get suits and tuxedos.

And the little boys get smaller suits and tuxedos drink up I say .

After the children are finished I say now children return back to the line .

You will be coming with me until your parents are finished okay .

But don't worry I don't bite I say as I smile devilishly towards a small child .

I know I know I say to them I seem very predator right like but I don't bite .

I say as I go close up to one child's face pretending like I was going to bite them .

This scares them very much as they fall on the ground .

And if your wondering what happened to the animals I haven't unfrozen them yet .

Now let's go I say as I open up a giant crack in space and force all of the children into it . As I do this I slowly start to walk into it as I turn my head back like an owl and smile creepily .

As I see the adults drinking the wine and stumbling around .