Chapter 65 Prelude to War

After my unpleasant vision, I could only laugh at the world and prepare an evil plan to turn the world upside down.

--Namika-chan~ get the address of Aoyama Yuga's family, then start a request for a visit to Lady Nagant in Tartarus, if they don't approve I threaten to go in myself~ and take Nagant out~ after that let's eat where Buta-dancho~

--Yes, Ymir-sama.

My secretary Namika just nodded and started to work, she is incredibly efficient for me who only knows how to fight, kill and flirt with everything that is waifuteable, she is really a blessing, that and it is quite funny to see how she keeps a straight face while she uses her hair to make a call, surf the internet and organize her desk, all while writing a letter with her hands, really a super secretary.

--I'll order it for you~ I'm going for a walk, we'll eat when I get back~

--Understood.

While I'm out for another round of the city, it's really not necessary since I can cover my assigned sector with my Haki and literally freeze the bad guys from the comfort of my couch but... where's the fun? The crunching of their bones, the trilling of their wailing as I tear off their limbs and limbs, the wondrous tactile pleasure of piercing and slashing their bodies with my sword or my bare hands~ that and that I can't loot the loot if I defeat them from a distance.

***

Two hours later.

--Guys~ I'm serious~ only you come to my city to do this~

I was really confused, I am known as the most violent hero of the moment and I still uphold my punishment standards of my vigilante alter ego, and these are equally well known, but even with all that, this group of idiots, they tried to rape a girl in my life! City!

--Ojou-sama~ you decide, legs, arms, or direct castration?

I asked the trembling young woman in torn clothes and makeup run by tears, while I covered her with my jacket.

--Y-ymir-sama...?

--Everyone knows my rules~ If blackmail and extortion I will knock out your teeth, robbery or drug trafficking I will break an arm or a leg, attempted murder or organ trafficking I will tear off an arm or a leg, feminicide or human trafficking Humans, say goodbye to both of you, and for the last rape attempt, I'll have a lot of fun making you wish you were dead~ But today I'm in a good mood~ so, useless apologize to the lady and beg for mercy~

A group of ice stakes pierced the feet of the attempted rapists causing them to fall and writhe in pain.

--Okay Ojou-sama~ What do you suggest~?

The young woman held back her tears and gave a cruel smile as she looked at the trio as if they were worse than trash. Oh~ this is the legendary look of "Scum", great~

--Please!

--We're sorry!

--We will never do it again!

The three idiots cried like children for their mom as they begged, the girl just clung to my arm and looked at them with disdain. She's enjoying it and I'm enjoying the pressure of her breasts against my arm... Hmmm, Nemuri's are Bigger, but they're bigger than Fuyumi's~ they'd be between Mei and Toru's~ even so... I like Nemuri's better~

My mind wandered a bit, but the girl's voice brought me back to reality.

--Ymir-sama, please punish these animals like the beasts they are!

--Okay~ a basectomy set comes out~ say bye guys~

With a wave of my hand a group of pillars of different thickness attacked the crotch of the rotten bastards, who did not manage to utter a single word before their eyes turned white and they vomited foam at the mouth, when they woke up they found themselves with a new world full of new possibilities within a prison. I'll see to it that your cellmate is a three-meter-tall, three-legged black blowjob. If they will be very happy together.

I left the girl with the police who, as always, arrive after everything is resolved.

--Ymir-dono.

--Yamafusa-san~ Here's a bunch of new friends for Eve-chan~

--More sacrifices... I seriously don't know how there are idiots who continue with this, everyone knows what will happen to them if they try in this area, parents are starting to use it as a deterrent to educate their children Ymir-dono .

--Oh~ then I'm doing something right~

Police officer Yamafusa is a normal guy in his early thirties, he's a nice guy, honest, honest and shares my hatred of criminals as well as tacitly approves of my "capture" methods. By the way Eve-chan is indeed a kind "Gay Man" who was imprisoned for public immorality and his Quirk was really unacceptable, take the Okama muscle from Onepunch Man multiply it by ten and give him a Quirk that consists of a slight hypnosis that makes that you lose your interest in the opposite sex changing it for the same sex.

Yes, ladies and gentlemen, Eve-chan is an evangelizer Okama, luckily he himself was aware of his power and decided to be locked up even after serving his sentence, now he is in charge of straightening out all the bad children that he sent them.

--Eve-chan will have a lot of work~ but the streets are clean, isn't it Yamafusa~

--I won't deny it... Ymir.

*CLAP*

We both high-fived before he left the scene.

--I'll buy you a beer when you're older~

--Deal.

I got on Peterhausen's back and flew out of the place, I have a lunch date with my pretty secretary.

***

Like all women who enjoy an express ride in Peterhausen end up clinging tightly to my arm and as pale as a sheet, though being embraced by a super skinny pencil-skirt-wearing intellectual beauty is rewarding and satisfying.

--Me~ Buta-dancho~

--Kurogane-kun...you've become popular~ A new girl?

Dancho raised an eyebrow at my new partner, I really love the family atmosphere of this place, the concern and pride in Buta-dancho's voice is really warm to me, he is like that alcoholic and partying guy who always takes you out to drink and drags you to brothels, that's Buta-dancho for me.

--She's my secretary~ don't tell Fuyumi~

I wink at the old pig who just tosses me a can of beer before pointing to my usual table at the back of the store.

--Is this place really good, Ymir-sama?

--Relax~ even if it doesn't look like it, this place has good food and good company~ it's not like that guys~

I picked up my beer and spoke to the usual drunks who raised their mugs and roared.

--OH! OH! OH! OH!

Like a group of crazy people full of "Culture" someone started to sing and soon there were two of them, before we knew it we were all singing with one voice, under the astonished look of Namika who could only forcefully maintain her smile, since even Buta-dancho and Buta-hime began to sing while serving and preparing the bowls of ramen.

(Blinks Sake - One Piece)

I-hohoho, I-hohoho,

I-hohoho, I-hohoho,

I-hohoho, I-hohoho,

I-hohoho, I-hohoho~

Binkusu no sake wo, todoke ni yuku yo

umikaze kimakaze namimakase

Shio no mukou de, yuuhi mo sawagu

Sora nya wa wo kaku, tori no uta

Sayonara minato, Tsumugi not soto me

Don to icchou utao, funade no uta

Kinpa-gimpa mo shibuki ni kaete

Oretachya yuku zo, umi no kagiri

Binkusu no sake wo, todoke ni yuku yo

Warera kaizoku, umi wateku

Nami wo makura ni, negura wa fune yo

Ho ni hata ni ketateru wa dokuro

Arashi ga kita zo, senri no sora ni

Nami ga odoru yo, DORAMU narase

Okubyoukaze ni fukakerya saigo

Asu no asahi ga nai jo nashi

Yo-hohoho, Yo-hohoho,

Yo-hohoho, Yo-hohoho,

Yo-hohoho, Yo-hohoho,

Yo-hohoho, Yo-hohoho

We all sang, even my frigid secretary was intoxicated by the festive atmosphere and I sang, we are all happy, we are all friends, we are all brothers in this small restaurant, navigating the waves of life and preparing for the new era.

Binkusu no sake wo, todoke ni yuku yo

Kyou ka asu ka to yoi no yume

Te wo furu kage ni, mou aenai yo

Nani wo kuyokuyo, asu mo tsukuyo

Binkusu no sake wo, todoke ni yuku yo

DON to icchou utao, unaba wo uta

Douse dare demo itsuka wa hone yo

Hatenashi, atenashi, waraibanashi

Yo-hohoho, Yo-hohoho,

Yo-hohoho, Yo-hohoho,

Yo-hohoho, Yo-hohoho,

Yo-hohoho, Yo-hohoho~

The food and drink flowed, the customers our brothers continued to sing, this is a little haven from all the world's troubles. God bless this little place. At the end of the night Namika was drunk and smiling, she really got carried away by the atmosphere and drank about ten bottles before falling, I emptied fifteen but my body is a trap so I'm just a little dizzy.

***

I dropped Namika off at her apartment before running, since I received a very important message.

[Nemuri: Come to my apartment tonight, Nyan~]

[Me: I'M GOING !!!]