A mysterious, all-knowing object that hates grammar

it floats through space calmly not really fast but not really slow it catches glimpses of different times from different perspectives

it looks at the first one it is shown a lot of people kneeling in a row one of the people falls to the ground while a loud sound is played the person has red water coming out of their head that does not look good oh well

it looks at the scene after that where it is shown lots of people being placed in moving tin cans with flashing lights and loud noises and moving towards a building marked hospital it seems like the people were killed by a metal tool used by cowards it is very loud and very painful it knows since it has experienced it itself once not a pleasant evening to say the least

it looks at the next one it is shown a scene of a couple angrily yelling at each other before getting tired and hugging maybe they put aside their differences and solved the disagreement or something well it was not its problem it just likes to see scenes like this it doesnt have any reaction only slight amusement

the scene after that it is shown is a whole lot of water heading towards the building it just saw it redirects the huge mass to head elsewhere saving the people who were just nearly killed

the next scene it is shown at this moment is inside the building it just saved is sees a bullet being pulled out of someones brain it also observes the bullets thoughts as well and finds them very funny

the last scene it is shown for now is the same person the bullet was pulled out of the person was on a bed of sorts before they sat up abruptly and said something terribly amusing

"Shoot, it failed!"