Reincarnating

Truck-kun:"Bip-bip!"

MC's body:"*Splater noises*"

ROB:"Well, you are dead."

MC:"What happened?"

ROB:"As I said, you are dead."

MC:"But how?"

ROB:"Raned over by a truck. You left quite the gruesome scene by the way, I've once seen a guy comit suicide by eating explosives till he was stuffed full before lighting the fuse and he left less of a mess."

MC:"How is that even possible!?"

ROB:"What is possible? You getting ran over by a truck, you turning into so much splater, or the guy comiting suicide?"

MC:"How was it possible for me to be raned over!? I was an astronaut in mars!!!"

ROB:"*Shrugs*The author felt like it, so don't question it.

Anyway, I'm gonna reincarnate you. I drew some lots, and you'll be going to Harry Potter world, you'll be reincarnated as Harry himself and I'll give you a powerup of your choice. Any questions?"

MC:"What about my family!?"

ROB:"You don't have any family. The autor never gave you one. Nor any sort of backstory for that matter other then the 'Truck-kun on mars' joke."

MC:"Can't I go to the normal afterlife? I'm curious about what it is like."

ROB:"*shakes head*Maybe next life, mate."

MC:"*sighs in defeated tone* Just give me Starkiller's powers and memories."

ROB:"Ok. Good luck out there, mister Harry Starkiller Potter."