[ Chapter I (1): "I'VE BEEN REINCARNATED AS AN GOBLIN." ]
[ Chapter I (1): "I'VE BEEN REINCARNATED AS AN GOBLIN." ]
[ Volume I: "THE EVOLUTION SYSTEM." ]
[ DAY 1. ]
Hi, my name is Felix, and I'm an Goblin. The title of this chapter is pretty self explanatory; if your dumb.
I'm an ugly grotesaue sprite that is both mischievous, and evil. And apparently I harass young maidens according to Goblin Slayer lore, but I don't.
You see, the world I live in is filled with monsters, humans, and god-like entities alike. And everyone here, including the monsters like me has emotions, humane enough to be considered human.
And besides, why would I harass an young helpless maiden if I too was an human, but I got reincarnated as this bitch, and apparently with an system.
Telling me to hunt something, and eat it raw. I mean, damn, I'm hungry, but why do I have to eat it raw?! Fire had to have been discovered at one point by an species, why raw?
[ "Hunt For Food." (1) ]
[ Objective: "Hunt down 3 Horned Rabbits and eat it raw." (0/3) ]
[ Rewards: "Status Window," (System) "Tutorial Window." (System) ]
I mean, that's it? Could this wooden club I'm apparently holding when I woke up an hour ago work? Probably, and what's an horned rabbit? I haven't explored this world yet, so I don't know.
Thanks for the guide mysterious Solo Leveling-like guide floating in the air, damn, I died before the anime got released. What a shame.
I guess I need to hunt for something, fuck, welp, I'm gonna stand up, and fuck something up.
I don't even know how I died, and how I got here; I just woke up here. And I've just been staring at the wall of this cave for probably an hour now, I don't know.
This club is useful though, thanks Isekai Gods. Even though I don't know how I died yet. Wait, am I even dead... Probably, my skins green, and I'm small, soo... Probably.
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[ Day 1. ]
This isn't the typical Isekai Story I had in mind after waking up, you see, I'm currently being chased by an giant 5ft Ant, nigga in color with 8 to 10 limbs.
I didn't saw how many it had, because it automatically chased me on sight. And I definitely don't want to look at it, just run.
Just run Felix, run with your sterdy, stoby, small green ass in colored feet, and 3ft tall in stature. Damn, I'm an dwarf.
I look back at it a little bit, enough for my peripheral vision to see it's head, and it's definitely not happy; as it's claw-like mouth opens up to bite me.
Bite me, to eat me, to feast on me, I'm definitely not worth the jogging though. Oh, fuck! This is the end of my Isekai Story, where's the supposedly big tittied monster bitchsis from my past memories that I was supposed to encounter little by little?!?!
It was a lie, all a lie. This is not heaven, this is not hell, not limbo either, this is something else man! Dodge! YES! I dodged it, how?! Oh, shit I tripped.
The lone Gigantic Ant's face dugs in the ground, supposedly about to bite me, but hitting the grass underneath me instead. Oh, and I am currently sliding down an small slope.
Brushing here and there, screaming in an incoherent grumbly voice that this Goblin body of mine is installed with, fucking vocal cords, and definitely this fucking slope that I hate.
I apparently have green blood, weird. Not red, not blue, how the fuck does this work, wait, I'm about to die mate!!! This fuckin' slope!!
O-oh god, this is making me dizzy, making me bruise, making me hurt and shit. Head, arms, torso, and every part of my green feeble body is colliding with this slope, one at a time.
The good news is that thing, that nigga Ant isn't chasing me anymore. The bad news is that I'm probably gonna die, if not I'll probably come out with an concussion, and other bodily harm.
Hopefully the System have an shop, or something along those lines where I can buy magical red pot of potions, or magical water which came from an waterfall where elven maidens bathes in.
Hopefully the System has the latter part. Fuck everything actually, I don't care if I get an concussion, I already have a few loose screws what's a few more. I just hope that I live, I wanna gargle on those elven bath water no matter the cost.
And finally after screaming for what felt like millennia I've hit the ground, head first, with an nasty crunch. As the deep voiced, gargling me cough, this one sounding more humane than other things I've said today.
Feeling dizzy I didn't bother with trying to stand up, I just know that a cave is nearby, I'm bleeding green blood from the side of my stomach, and I'm heavily wounded.
I'm gonna die, I'm definitely gonna die, I don't wanna die, I'm not dying. My story just started yet, I don't want to. So roughly breathing, muttering baby-like deep whimper I try my best, and flip myself.
Flip myself at the point that I could see a giant splinter, a giant wood being stucked on my stomach; stopping most of the flow of blood from exiting, but causing me pain, and leaking a few blood here and there in the process.
As I instinctively touch it with one of my hand, long finger nails in view as it becomes drenched in blood. My nails, fingers, and overall palm could be seen covered by green gooey, glue-like blood.
The pain is undescribable, jesus, don't belive what I'm saying, I'm not thinking straight, I'm not talking straight, everythings messy. Everythings fuck up.
Dirt, soil, mud, tree branches, wood, and other earthly chemicals could be seen stuck all around my body as I cry in the middle of nowhere, in an foreign world, inside an foreign body, about to die alone.
God, help me.
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[ "RE:MONSTER LITE." ]