"It's a cultured item of magnanimous proportions and stylish enough to justify wearing it.
It's only recommended for young teens that don't have creepy uncles or stalkers."
The otakus burst into laughter.
They knew what was coming.
"Anyone want to guess what item I'm talking about Helix grinned."
"Sailor suit!" Lilly yelled.
"Yeah, sailor suit!"
Soon the entire auction house devolved into chaos.
Helix pulled it out.
"Bingo! One gold, let's go!"
…
"Every auction has a trump card as the last item of the night!" Helix roared.
Every otaku roared at the top of their lungs.
"I know there's a few dozen of you that haven't bid on a single thing because you knew what was coming!"
"YEAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!"
The noble's eyes widened with shock.
Whatever the item was, it was the most important item to the Earthians.
Everyone held their breath.
"While this may not be a final act for the nobles, but what do you think!?"
"YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!"
Battle cries.