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[Nightmare]

Helix didn’t want to become a protagonist. Unfortunately, he was summoned to another world against his will, and a mad god was dead set on making him the hero. After turning down her offer for comical power and a harem-attracting charm attribute, he was left with [zeros] for all of his stats. Worse, he was given a legendary magic class that creates illusions of an enemy’s greatest fear and has a millennium-long history of killing its wielders in the first month. His decision left him defenseless around 49 jealous light novel-reading Earthians with delusional desires to be the protagonist and slaughter their way to godhood. Stranded in a world where [everyone] is one punch man, only his mind and cunning will help him survive. — [Nightmare] explores cliches from a real-world perspective. The mc doesn't want to be a protagonist—that never changes. It's a dynamic that makes this story a satisfying dark comedy and constantly asks interesting questions. This novel examines how the [mindsets] of the weebs shape how they view and interact with it. It covers RPG culture, harem culture, cultivator world mindset, system wish fulfillment, real-world weak to strong complications, and the twisted nature of overpowered characters. Yes: Helix gets satisfyingly op. Note: I had to read a truckload of cliche novels to roast cliches. Especially cultivation cliches—I'm writing a cultivation novel! XD [Sexual content warning]. There are lemons. You're welcome. If you like the comedy aspect, try out my other novel My Yandere Harem for ultimate yandere goodness. —Important Disclaimer— This novel has a heartbreaking scene that highlights the tragic consequences of the cultivator mindset. 80% of the people drop do it because of that chapter. I wouldn't have written it if I knew how adverse WN readers were to character deaths. Please don't drop because of that scene. The decision was bad, but the story isn't. If it hits you like a bag of bricks, it means that my writing was powerful, and there's a lot of potential in the future. Enjoy the novel!

Margrave · Fantasy
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235 Chs

[Auction Frenzy]

Charlotte was grinning in delight.

She was tallying the amount of money in her head.

Helix had raked in over seventy-thousand in the participation auction.

He could live off the money for the rest of his life in luxury in gold standards.

Unlike the exclusive auction, he made 100% of the proceeds, and there were no clothing or labor costs.

Now he raked in another fifteen hundred just by his stake alone.

"Next up! We have a bundle of colorful wigs, cloth, and dyes!

These are used for cosplay!" Helix grinned.

"What's cosplay? When people dress up as characters depicted in paintings and have wild delusions, they are the character… that's cosplay."

The otakus roared with laughter.

The nobles checked their gold count.

"The items start at one coin! You may begin!"

"These are a pair of yoga pants.

Every noble should know about them, I believe." Helix chuckled.

The nobles burst into laughter.

"What you don't know is the Earthian love for them!