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  • General, Your Wife Is Requesting Your Return Home For Farming

    # FAMILY LIFE Su Xiaoxiao was taking a nap but opened her eyes to find that she had transmigrated and was now in the body of a plump girl. From a dignified military doctor, she was now a glutton and a slacker. What’s more, she often terrorized people in the village, together with her father and brother. That was why nobody for miles around was willing to marry her. Although her family managed to arrange a marriage to an illustrious family, the groom ran away on the day of the wedding. When her father said he would nab her a husband, she was not expecting him to do so literally by capturing Wei Ting with a sack after he was exhausted from fighting bandits. Su Cheng smiled mysteriously at his daughter. "Dad has good news and bad news. Which do you want to hear first?" "Either." "I captured a husband for you. He's a hundred times better looking than He Tongsheng! You'll definitely like him!" "Then, what's the good news?" she asked in a daze. Su Cheng decided to go with the flow and changed his words. "The good news is that you don't have to give birth any more! My son-in-law has already given us children!" After getting married, Su Xiaoxiao led a busy life of changing her gangster father and younger brother for the better, saving the life of her gorgeous husband, and raising her three rascals… Plus, she unexpectedly became one of the most powerful ladies of the Yan Dynasty!

    Pian Fangfang · Integral
    4.7
  • Not your typical baby mama

    All Amy needed to do was get away from her pursuers. The last thing she thought she'd encounter was being kidnapped, drugged and offered to some smelly fat old man. But no, he wasn't any of that. Zach was simply a god. And he was drugged, just like her. It could be the drugs or she just genuinely found him irresistible. And to her luck, he didn't resist her when she made a move on him. When she found out how much of a beast he was in bed, she wasn't complaining. But she knew they were not supposed to cross paths. So when she finally left the next morning, little did she know that fate had a 'little surprise' in store. [Warning : This book has a mature theme. Read at your own discretion. Suitable for 18+ audiences ] A/N: ALL CREDIT FOR THE COVER GOES TO THE OWNER (UPLOADED ON PINTEREST and the App called BOOK COVER MAKER PRO for editing. I DO NOT TAKE CREDIT FOR IT. With that said, enjoy the book my lovelies Xx

    Miabella265 · Ciudad
    4.5
  • Mama's Princess is Daddy's Beloved

    “Ms. Li Xue, you are pregnant!” said the doctor as she handed the pregnancy report that has clearly come positive.   Li Xue didn’t know how to react to the news. She had come all prepared to take the virginity test and prove to the world that all their accusations were false. She was all sure that of her virginity being intact, then how was her pregnancy even possible?   This is the story of a woman, Li Xue, who has worked hard to build her modelling career. She wasn’t from a rich family where everything came served in a golden plate, but from a middle-class working family, where one has to work really hard to attain their dreams. Her dream was to become the top leading fashion model but it got shattered when she found herself trapped in a scandal.   No one believed her. Neither her friends nor her boyfriend. She was left all alone with the child that was growing inside her. So, she left the city, with the growing life in her womb. With a growing devilic-angel that was giving her strength to survive in this meaningless world, to become something she was still not sure of. ____ P.S. This is an original work, not a translation. And the cover belongs to me. (Commissioned from: GiselArts). Join the author on the discord server: https://discord.gg/88C4VZD Or connect on Instagram: author_scarlet_shine

    Scarlet_Shine · Ciudad
    4.8
  • Tangled Hearts - The Alpha's Baby Mama

    "Did you think healing me would make me love you more?" He scoffed grabbing my hair as he pulled me towards the door. "You're hurting me, Xavier," I cried beating against him weakly. There was not much I could do. "If I ever see you an inch close to me," He threw me against the wall "I'll damn the consequences and kill you,". *** My mate and I were destined to hate each other, only an act of true love or selflessness from the stronger mate could set our destines on the right path but for seven years, I had to put up with my mate's abuse and his supposed love of his life until one day I decided to leave. I left, determined to stay hidden from him forever... but I found out I was pregnant few weeks later.

    Ejiofor_Dorcas · Fantasía
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  • The Stars in Your Eyes

    Jian Kang Lu has spent the past two years wondering that maybe he was destined to live alone until the end of his life. He will turn 36 soon, and can’t find anyone piqued his interest anymore. He’s a doctor, with a decent look and financially well. His life seems so perfect, except that he was still single. Living his life day by day working in the hospital with the same routine everyday. Just like a robot. When he decided to go for a trip, he finally found someone that sparks his world once again. For the first time in his life, he was drawn to this young man’s charm. A very young man, pure like a fresh first snow falling from the winter sky. Jian Kang Lu can’t help whispering in his mind “Will he think that i’m just a pervert old guy?” Though he was 36 years old, lots of people said he doesn’t even look like a 30 years old man. He was quite confident with his own appearance. With that, he tried to pursue this pure young man, trying to bend this pure young man into his lover. Starting from a small conversation. After that question he threw, that young man looked at him and his eyes stared with wonder. After 5 second he answered, “Yes, how do you know?”. His voice is soft. Somehow just to hear this young man’s voice for the first time made Jian Kang Lu’s heart fluttering. Just like a small kitten that’s so cute, and pure. Make him want to embrace this lovely kitten in his arms. This is a simple story about two people with their own insecurities, trying to find their own little happiness. Along the journey, will they finally find the meaning of love? Cover belong to original artist, used with permission. IG & Twitter @ereyzme

    Meine_Meow · LGBT+
    4.8
  • Pay With Your Heart

    [MATURE CONTENT] Sometimes we think we have life all figured out, till love shows. We set our eyes on our goals, so much that we refuse to be distracted, until someone steps in and we need a whole new plan. ~~~~~ Eun-Sun, a petite and beautiful girl who has a crazy temper and a huge load of pride to go with it, has her life completely planned out. All she needed in life was a good paying job to take care of her drug addicted mother, achieve her dream of being the design director of the country's most leading real estate company and also look for her 10 years missing father. Her first rule: Never owe a debt. Second rule: Never accept help from people, they'll always ask for a refund. What happens when she gets hit by the cold and aloof president of PK corporation, Lee Dan, and not only did this accident break her first rule it also broke the second. What happens when the aloof President finds something interesting for the first time and begins to look forward in claiming a debt owed by her? Did she ask for interest? He'll surely grant her wish. ........ Excerpt "Just let me court me you. You're delaying the whole process of courting you by being difficult to me." He told her as he tucked a stray strand behind her ear. "But what if I don't want you to?" She asked back. "Then I'll court you the nonetheless." Dan-Han shamelessly declared. In this relationship he wasn't giving her much of a choice. It was either, "You love me or pay your debt with your heart." He added. ********* P.s.: The story might be a bit slow at initial chapters, but that will change. You might not like FL at beginning chapters because she is fiesty but you'll get to LOVE her. Please support this book with your votes, comments and reviews and also add it to your libraries. I promise it will be worth your time. Also check out my other book also: When You are Mine. Thank you. *Muah*

    Da_Rose · Ciudad
    4.7
  • Verworrene Herzen - Die Baby-Mama des Alphas

    "Dachtest du, wenn du mich heilst, würde ich dich mehr lieben?" Spöttisch packte er mich an den Haaren, während er mich zur Tür zog. "Du tust mir weh, Xavier", weinte ich und schlug schwach gegen ihn. Es gab nicht viel, was ich tun konnte. "Wenn ich dich jemals auch nur einen Zentimeter in meiner Nähe sehe", warf er mich gegen die Wand, "werde ich die Konsequenzen verdammen und dich töten. *** Mein Gefährte und ich waren dazu bestimmt, einander zu hassen, nur ein Akt wahrer Liebe oder Selbstlosigkeit des stärkeren Gefährten konnte unsere Schicksale auf den richtigen Weg bringen, aber sieben Jahre lang musste ich die Misshandlungen meines Gefährten und seine vermeintliche Liebe seines Lebens ertragen, bis ich eines Tages beschloss zu gehen. Ich ging, entschlossen, mich für immer vor ihm zu verstecken... aber ein paar Wochen später fand ich heraus, dass ich schwanger war.

    Ejiofor_Dorcas · Fantasía
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  • Suami Pungutan Mama

    Warning 21+ penuh nafsu ops... yang di bawah umur harap menyingkir. ssssssst Khaibar. Seorang lelaki yang mencari rongsokan untuk memenuhi kebutuhan hidup dirinya dan ibunya yang sakit-sakitan setelah ia ter-PHK dan sulit untuk mencari pekerjaan lagi. Ia bertemu dengan wanita paruh baya saat sedang mengais tempat sampah untuk mencari botol bekas. Wanita itu menatapinya sedari tadi lalu tersenyum ke arahnya. "Nak, sudikah kau menikah dengan anakku? Berapapun kau meminta uang akan aku kasih!" pinta wanita itu yang bernama Keysa. "Apa! Bagaimana bisa, Tante? Apa Tante sakit jiwa? Bahkan aku tak mengenalnya sedikitpun." Namun Khaibar terbelalak saat melihat gadis yang ada di belakang wanita itu. 'Dia benar-benar sangat cantik.' "Apa, Ma? Aku harus menikahi gembel itu? Ogah!" "Sudah diam! Dari pada kau membesarkan anakmu sendiri!" Apakah Khaibar akan setuju menerima tawaran itu? Apakah kepura-puraan pernikahannya bisa membuat Khaibar saling mencintai dengan gadis itu? Atau justru akan kandas seiring berjalannya waktu dengan surat kontraknya?

    Uvieyy · Real
    5.0
  • Your Stranger

    A man who really hated woman, needing one to save his family hierarchy. This book composed of its Sequel. * Your Stranger ( Completed ) * Your Lucky Charm ( Complete d) Thank you! Your Stranger was already translated in English, you may now search it to Search Bar! Dearly Possessive Sweet Love Thank you po ulit sa supporta! @International_Pen The Cover is not Mine. Hi there Readers, thank you once again for Patronizing my Novels TAGALOG NOVELS: 1. The Devilish CEO ( Completed ) 2. Your Stranger ( Completed ) 3. Your Lucky Charm (Completed ) 4. Doctor Alucard Treasure (Ongoing) ENGLISH NOVEL 1. Dearly Possessive Sweet Love ( Ongoing ) 2. The Devilish CEO ( English ) ( Upcoming ) Thank you so much

    International_Pen · Ciudad
    4.8
  • Corações Enredados - A Mama do Bebê do Alfa

    "Você achou que me curar faria com que eu te amasse mais?" Ele zombou, agarrando meu cabelo enquanto me arrastava em direção à porta. "Você está me machucando, Xavier," eu chorei, batendo nele fracamente. Não havia muito que eu pudesse fazer. "Se eu te ver a uma polegada de distância de mim," Ele me jogou contra a parede "Eu desafio as consequências e te mato,". *** Minha companheira e eu estávamos destinados a nos odiar, apenas um ato de amor verdadeiro ou altruísmo do companheiro mais forte poderia colocar nossos destinos no caminho certo, mas durante sete anos, eu tive que suportar o abuso do meu companheiro e seu suposto amor da vida dele até que um dia decidi partir. Parti, determinada a ficar escondida dele para sempre... mas descobri que estava grávida algumas semanas depois.

    Ejiofor_Dorcas · Fantasía
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  • Ich bin eine Boss-Mama, die sich entspannen will

    Jeder wusste, dass die junge Frau Shen, nachdem sie von einem wilden Mann verlassen worden war, selbstsüchtig wurde und schwanger wurde, ohne zu heiraten. Nachdem sie aus ihrem Haus vertrieben worden war, verfiel sie in einen Zustand der Verzweiflung. Die berüchtigte Shen Ruojing erschien jedoch auf dem Geburtstagsbankett der alten Madam der Familie Chu. Alle verhöhnten sie. "Diejenigen, die Millionen an Geschenken schicken, sitzen an einem Tisch, während diejenigen, die Dutzende Millionen an Geschenken schicken, am anderen sitzen." "Frau Shen, wie viel haben Sie gegeben?" Die Menge wartete darauf, dass sie sich lächerlich machen würde, aber Shen Ruojing zog einen entzückenden kleinen Jungen hinter sich hervor und sagte: "Entschuldigen Sie, Madam, an welchem Tisch wird Ihr ältester Enkel sitzen?" *** Shen Ruojing wollte ihre Zeit mit Faulenzen verbringen, stieß aber bei der Familie auf unterschiedliche Weise auf Ablehnung. "Wir haben erstklassige Hacker, Musikmeister, Technikexperten... Jeder ist in dieser Familie bekannt. Was bringst du mit?" Shen Ruojing rieb sich das Kinn. "Nun, all die Dinge, die du erwähnt hast ... Ich kenne mich mit allem ein bisschen aus." Ihre drei bezaubernden Kinder standen neben ihr und nickten unisono: "Wir können bezeugen, dass Mama wirklich von allem ein bisschen weiß!"

    Mr. Yan · Integral
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  • Breaking Into Your Heart

    **Book 1** Isabelle Williams is a sweet and honest girl that, believe it nor not, knows what she wants. After finding out that her boyfriend was with her only to take her virginity, she decides on making a bold move. The deal is simple: she gets her virginity taken and the guy in question gets an easy lay. Now, who is the guy in question? None other than the ice-blue eyed heartthrob. Allen Hayes, the cold, unapproachable, and the hottest playboy in school, carries a rather tedious and dull life. His cool and indifferent facade hide more than people can see, and he wants to keep it that way. Mostly unintentionally intimidating others —or not—, he is someone not everyone can or want to be around with. They thought it was going to be nothing more than a one-night thing, but it ended up igniting something inside of them the moment they were finally together. Isabelle doesn’t know the hurt hidden in Allen’s heart, yet she ventures in this rollercoaster without thinking twice; decided to break into his heart if necessary. Is love enough to heal the wounds of the heart?

    XanaTrygg · Adolescente
    4.8
  • Awas, Papa! Mama Mau Membunuhmu!!

    Qiao Anxia seorang assassin dengan masa lalu kelam. Suatu hari berniat merebut suami dari musuhnya bebuyutannya. Kehilangan malam pertama hanya demi balas dendam namun...yang ia tiduri adalah saudara suami musuhnya?? Richard Calvin, pria yang terkenal sebagi hero bagi para korban ketidakadilan para penguasa. Apa jadinya ketika kedua orang bertolak belakang ini menikah hanya karena seorang anak jenius yang imut serta menyenangkan ingin menjodohkan mereka. Dan anak itu adalah hasil pembuahan mereka di malam yang panas itu! Yang satu merupakan HERO dan yang satu adalah ASSASSIN! Sang HERO berusaha merayu istrinya di tiap kesempatan sementara sang ASSASSIN ingin melarikan diri dan bila perlu… membunuh suaminya! *** Excerpt: “Ini sudah semuanya?” Richard tidak percaya wanita dihadapannya telah menyerahkan semua alat komunikasi serta senjata yang disembunyikan didalam pakaiannya. “…” Anxia tidak menjawab dan hanya menatap lurus ke mata pria yang kini secara legal menjadi suaminya. “Xia Xia, kita tidak akan berangkat sebelum kau menyerahkan semuanya.” Kedua tangan Anxia terkepal karena dia berharap setidaknya dia memiliki satu alat yang bisa digunakannya untuk memberi sinyal pada Ling Meng. Tapi tampaknya, Richard mengetahuinya dan mendesaknya untuk menyerahkannya. Dengan gerakan enggan namun mata masih dipenuhi dengan aura membunuh ke arah Richard, Anxia menyelipkan kedua tangannya ke belakang punggungnya masuk kedalam kaos hitamnya. Richard mendelik kaget sama sekali tidak menyangka istrinya akan melepas branya! Alat macam apa yang dipasang di bra wanita? List of Heir Series My Only Love: The Targeted Heiress (vol 1, completed) The Flame Queen And Her Sly Lover (vol 2-3, completed) The Ice Prince: Change Her Fate (vol 4-5, completed) Awas, Papa! Mama Mau Membunuhmu (ongoing) The Heir's Beloved Is Not A Human (coming soon)

    VorstinStory · Ciudad
    5.0
  • The Heat of Your Touch

    Talisa Williams did not know that she was not an ordinary human until the day she was kidnapped by strangers. At that moment, Talisa knew that she had a special power to master the earth element. Talisa almost lost her life, but a handsome man named Darius Edmund came to save her. Talisa was surprised because the man who saved her had the power of fire, the same as the kidnappers. Talisa was frightened when she found out the truth about this world. Beyond modern buildings and advanced technology, it turns out that there is a magical world hiding in it. It is a land called Traum filled with people like Talisa and Darius. Talisa was again shocked when she found that she was the only surviving earth-elemental master. That is why she was hunted by the Lord of the fire-elemental master, to control the world. To protect herself and even the fate of all of Traum, Talisa must use the power that has been hiding within her. However, she can only do so if she comes into contact with Darius. The man's body heat was like a trigger for her strength. The more the man touched her body, the more Talisa was able to master her power. Love begins to grow in her heart, but Darius is a cold, emotionless man. The man hid many secrets behind his cold demeanor. Can Talisa save herself and the land of Traum? And can she melt the iceberg of Darius’ heart?

    CindyChen · Fantasía
    5.0
  • THE BILLIONAIRE'S BABY MAMA

    "Roxanne! Please come back to me" The tears flowed freely down his cheeks, falling tiredly on his tuxedo as he knelt in the sun close to his Lamborghini Sian, ignoring the passersby who couldn't cease to stare, mouth agape at the romantically diminishing sight. Tears gathered in her eyes, mirroring his feelings. "I want to, but I can't!" The words ceremoniously led to the outpour of tears, some lucky ones falling straight into her mouth. "If only he had come earlier? Maybe I would've taken him back" The painful thought cut through her chest, tearing down the arteries that guarded her heart from romantic entanglement "Why can't you come back? My heart beats only for you. Your sight alone quenches my thirst and hunger. Come back to me, and I'll accommodate both you and your daughter. Keeping your hearts safe in my hands will be a duty I'll swear to carry on till eternity." He broke into a weak sob "Come back to me, lest I die" He breathed heavily, holding his chest as he voiced the words "Oh, Edward!" Her rehearsed self-control slipped from its firm stand "I want nothing more but to stand in your arms forever" she sighed "But I'm a Prostitute!" Roxanne has undergone years of hardship at the orphanage. She struggles hard to find a job, and when she finally does, she has to struggle to keep herself from drowning in the grumpy CEO's lusty bed But withholding herself from falling into lusty temptation isn't the only struggle she has to face, for beneath the veil of self-control and toxic romance, lay a very dangerous killer who would not rest untill she sees to her death.

    Raphael_asuquo · Ciudad
    4.5

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