After mistakenly contributing all of his attribute points to the drop rate, Xiao Shi found that every time he killed, he would get an item.
Slapping a mosquito to death, drop a pill.
Killing an evil spirit, drop a secret book.
Slashing a martial artist to death, drop the opponent's cultivation tips.
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When killing, Xiao Shi was shocked... "How did I become invincible?"
She believes in true love.
He doesn’t believe in love.
But what is love, really?
She is the epitome of success—a star people look up to and admire. To him, however, she is merely a business transaction, a partner chosen to enhance his status. To his friends, she is just a fool in love, a pathetic figure begging for affection.
Then shocking news emerges: her first true love returns, throwing him off guard. He realizes he has been nothing more than a substitute for her first love.
He should be angry, but instead, he finds himself overwhelmed by emotions he can’t express or understand. Is this possessiveness, or is he finally learning to love her?
She is determined to return to her first love, but inside, she is torn. Did she really treat him as just a substitute, or did she actually come to love him?
What are they supposed to do when love is a question mark?
There was a classic saying that prevailed in the era of thermal weapons.
"All fear comes from insufficient firepower."
Don't believe?
Looking at the muzzle of a cannon bigger than your head, and say it again?
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Starting off by being kidnapped, in order to survive, Gao Guang was forced to become a member of a private military contractor.
And thus, an unexpected legend began to unfold...
Stallone from [First Blood]?
Jason Statham from [The Expendables]?
Keanu Reeves from [John Wick], the one who's best at using all kinds of firearms?
Come on, all of these are nothing compared to Gao Guang!！
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Finally, until one day, in the field of private military forces, he completely made the term "Gao Guang moment" became a professional term!
Countless criminals, mercenaries, murderers, and private armed organizations would pee their pants at the mention of the name Gao Guang!
"Hello, my name is Gao Guang."
"I am dedicated to providing war-related peripheral services, including but not limited to force, arms, intelligence, and technical support."
"As the conscience of the industry, our quality is trustworthy. Please don't hesitate, don't pinch your goddamn wallet, and make an appointment with my beautiful secretary as soon as possible. Warm reminder, we only accept cash."
"Gao Guang, Your best choice!"
To rise from defeat; to revive amidst the dissipation.
As the vast oceans turn to dust and the thunder and lightning fade away,
That strand of spiritual mist once again approaches our great world.
With the shackles that bound our world now severed—
A whole new world of mystery and wonder awaits,
As we turn the corner...
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The Sacred Ruins
Is a story set in a post-apocalyptic world. A world that has recovered to a state that is roughly equal to our own world in terms of technology and culture, although its ancient history remains largely unknown. The story begins during the post-graduation trip of our protagonist, where he discovers some ancient ruins and witnesses “the great change”, an upheaval that changed everything. The changing earth not only brought about new, unexplored landscape but also sparked the evolution of all organisms. Plants and animals started gaining sentience and some humans obtained unimaginable powers. The legends, myths, and tales of old seemed to have suddenly come to life as the earth entered a new era where beasts and men formed factions, explored new lands and ultimately struggled for supremacy.
We follow the MC as he grows from being an eccentric young man into a badass expert warrior while meeting other funny characters and forming brotherly bonds. We watch as he falls into just as much hilarious situations as he does perilous ones, all the while wondering and slowly discovering the mysteries of this world. Just why was the world destroyed in the first place? Who or what had triggered this earth-shattering “change”? What profundities lie behind the process of evolution?
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Chen Dong is one of the top authors in the Chinese Qidian site and this particular novel has been number one on its monthly charts for several months straight. If you are looking for a funny and unique novel that is free from the cliches of reincarnation and cultivation, this might just be what you are looking for. The story develops quite slowly for the first ten chapters or so but becomes much better paced afterwards.
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Release Rate: 7 Chapters/Week
Lina Carter, a fearless ex-soldier, never expected her life to end in a tragic accident or to wake up in someone else's body.
Reincarnated as Princess Isabella, a timid royal trapped in a loveless marriage to Prince Nicholas Henry, Lina soon discovers the dark truth behind Isabella's fate.
But Lina is no fragile princess. Determined to make the most of her new life, she transforms into a force to be reckoned with, outwitting the scheming prince and his secret lover.
With humor, strength, and cunning, Lina takes control of her destiny, turning the tables on everyone who thought they could control her.
In this thrilling, funny tale of empowerment, Lina shows the world what happens when an unstoppable woman is reborn as royalty.
While excavating tombs, an archaeologist, the “red-haired witch,” causes too great a disturbance, becoming a martyr as a result of the grave chamber’s collapse. Seventeen years later, she finds herself transmigrated into the Five Regions Continent as the delinquent, Meng Fuyao, who struggles to survive in the lowest rungs of society.
As a tsundere, crafty, loyal, vengeful, bold, and sharp-tongued woman, she has a unique charm that draws people around her.
Follow the funny Fuyao as she defies fate and ascends to supremacy!
A bloodsucking mosquito with the soul of a student, seeking revenge, rose from being weak to powerful, step by step from this unassuming life planet 'Earth', becoming a powerful force in the entire universe!
Literary version: Reborn as a larva, striving for self-improvement, and ultimately transforming into a terrifying giant mosquito. From then on, I roamed freely across the universe, traveling the vast universe's starry sky!
Passionate version: You weak cosmic creatures! I'm using my mouthparts to consume the core nutrients of your mother star. What can you do about it?
Funny version: You think I'm disgusting? You hate me because I suck blood? Want to swat me dead with one slap? Just wait, one day I'll stomp your house down!
Eden McBride has terrible luck with both men and job hunting so she is stuck working in a kids' pizza restaurant after finishing college. The last thing she expected was that her perfect match would be her coworker in the dog mascot costume.
Troy is kind, funny, and has a great taste in books and movies but there is one problem...she has never seen his face.
Eden doesn't realize there is a second, bigger problem. Troy has another secret involving the rather compelling reason to keep his face hidden. Can love blossom under the weight of those secrets?
*Cover art by polkadottedscrunchie*
This novel is an always ongoing novel containing funny stories. One chapter represents one story. New funny stories will be added here over time. So, stay tuned!
Notes: All stories and characters in this novel here are fictional! This novel is just for fun!
This novel contains funny conversations between fictional people. They are written to entertain all of you. One chapter represents one conversation in this novel.
Mengisahkan tentang seorang pelajar SMA yang indigo bernama Gery, berawal ketika Gery dan teman - teman sekolahnya pergi study tour ke sebuah bangunan bekas keraton pada abad ke 17. Disana Gery bertemu dengan arwah Tjokro Adi Kusumo, seorang mahapati kerajaan yang tewas terbunuh saat perang melawan penjajah dari negri Belanda. Dengan dendam yang begitu besar, Mahapati Tjokro Adi Kusumo meminta bantuan Gery untuk hidup kembali demi membalaskan dendamnya pada keturunan Jendral Stephen Van De Rulls yang telah membunuhnya..
Apakah dendam Tjokro berhasil terbalaskan?
trailer di youtube : https://youtu.be/-_rruLRCuqA
