Set 60

A Naughty Poem

The sky was dark

the moon was high

all alone just her and I

Her hair so soft

her eyes so blue

I knew just what she wanted to do

Her skin so soft

her legs so fine

I ran my fingers down her spine

I didn't know how

but I tried my best

to place my hand on her breast

I remember my fear

my fast beating heart

but slowly she spread her legs apart

And when she did

I felt no shame

as all at once the white stuff came

At last it was finished

it's all over now,

my first time.... milking a cow

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The smallest one!

One summer, the company that Morris worked for transferred him to another city. Morris was told that he had to take a new physical with the company doctor to continue to be employed.

All the tests came out fine, but the doctor remarked that Morris had the smallest penis he'd ever seen.

"Do you have any difficulties with it being so small?" the doctor asked.

"Not at all" Morris said. "I've got a wife, three kids, and we have a great sex life. But I must admit I do sometimes have a problem finding it in the daytime."

"What about at night?" the doctor asked.

"Nights are no problem," Morris said, "because at night, there are two of us looking for it!"