Set 309

Notorious Fullforms

Capstan: Can a penis stands thrice a night?

[optimistic] W.D.&H.O.Wills.-- If wife desires & husband offers wills.

Goldflake: Generally old ladies desire fuckless & kiss excess.

Pepsi: Please enter penis straight inside.

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Heights

# Height of Confusion Two earthworms making love in a bowl of noodles.

# Height of revenge A bastard roaming in a condom factory with a needle in his hand

# Height of pain A monkey sliding down a knife's edge using balls as his brakes. --

# Height of Honesty A pregnant woman asking the bus conductor for one & a half ticket.

# Height of Foolishness A guy peeping thru' the keyhole of a glass door. --

# Height of Noise Two skeletons fucking on a tin roof.

# Height of Itch A fat man hanging (upside down) from a roof trying to scratch his balls.

# Height of Innocence A teenager girl applying Clearsil to her nipples thinking them as pimples.

# Height of Unemployment Cobwebs in prostitute's cunt.

# Height of laziness:

1. A guy lying on a girl and waiting for an earthquake to do the rest.

2. Adoption.

# Height of Competition:

1.A guy peeing beside a waterfall.

2.A topless lady standing near mount everest.

# Height of Bravery: A naked man bending over to pick up a quarter on an island of gays.

# Height of Sophistication: Sucking nipples with a straw.

# Height of Disgustion: While wiping after a good toilet dump, your finger pokes through the paper.

# Height of Technology Condom with zip.

# Height of Penetration A baby girl born pregnant.

# Height of Darkness A negro searching for his penis in a dark room.

# Height of fashion A female applying LipStick to her vertical Lips.

# Height of patience A female lying naked under a banana tree and hoping for banana to fall in the right place.

# Height of coincidence And the banana falling in