Set 308

A young couple took their five-year-old son to the doctor. With some hesitation, they explained that, although their little angel appeared to be in good health, they were concerned about his rather small penis.

After examining the child, the doctor confidently declared, "Just feed him pancakes. That should solve the problem."

The next morning, when the boy arrived at breakfast, there was a large stack of warm pancakes in the middle of the table. "Gee, mom," he exclaimed.

"For me?"

"Just take two," his mother replied. "The rest are for your father."

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Love is a complicated machinery. But sometimes all you need is a good screw to fix it.

Sex is like a card game. If you don't have a good partner, you better have a good hand.

Why is the blow job a win/lose situation? You may have her on her knees, but she has you by the balls.

Why does the penis hate himself? He has a bald head with no brains, one blind eye, lives among nuts, an asshole is his neighbour and he is in love with pussy.

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Love is a complicated machinery. But sometimes all you need is a good screw to fix it.

Sex is like a card game. If you don't have a good partner, you better have a good hand.

Why is the blow job a win/lose situation? You may have her on her knees, but she has you by the balls.

Why does the penis hate himself? He has a bald head with no brains, one blind eye, lives among nuts, an asshole is his neighbour and he is in love with pussy.