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You're Courting Death!

Co-Posted on Scribblehub under the same name. Crappy Synopsis Below..... It was a bright sunny day when it happened..... When Yun Xie arrived in that other world. A world of flying cultivators and ancient ruins. A world, unlike any other... The one where the Dark Crow flew across the Nine Realms, and that one filled with more young masters than you could count. Where cliche tropes were a new reality, and no one had a inch of common sense or logic. Good thing he brought with him some overpowered (Albeit a bit cringy) cheats. It would be good fun. Some parts are sort of copy and paste, I really can't do much about it because I want the MC to be part of the main storyline, as that is fun..... If you wanna get to the actual story, go to volume 2. Update: When I feel like it.... Disclaimer: For the most part, many of the characters and such don't belong to me, besides OC''s and such. I can't write these types of stories...... A haven for Plot Holes......

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Chapter 13: Definetly Not Excessive Use Of Force

Godzilla joins the Battle.

"What in the Nine sh*tty worlds is that f- Run for your life dumbasses!!!!"

A grating noise that seemed to reverberate like a warped black hole caused the knees of thousands to simply buckle in pure fear.

*GROAKYUGHAAAAAHHHH!!!!!!!*

As dust poured on, fuming from and around the cracked wrecked earth, a giant draconic silhouette roared, towering over the landscape. It stood over three-hundred meters tall, with a rocky gouging spine, each jutting edge looking like that of a grotesque fossilized tree. Its scales were mossy and wood-like, making it seem like a mighty tree, dominating the landscape.

The creature's clawed feet were worn and etched in time itself, crushing deep into the ground beneath with every step. It's body brimmed with powerful muscles, with disproportionately sized arms a good bit shorter than the rest of its body, and a giant fern-ended tail that would probably span a mountain range.

Now, probably the most terrifying of all was its giant lizard-esque maw. It was rough and woodsy, giant sharp teeth jutting down from its mouth like staticlites and stalagmites. And then there were the eyes. They seemed to glow an radiating blue comparable to flashing lightning, with a fierce killing intent that swept the entirety of the Hundred Cities.

But what others couldn't see, was a young man sitting atop it's bestial snout.

He'd lied about going for a more conservative approach. As a wise man once said: "To deal with tiring traffic, blow it up with a giant radioactive dinosaur."

Godzilla Earth.

He hadn't forgotten about his friend the Landshark. That was still going to be the route down into the Immortal-Holding Cage. For now, he was bringing out one of his first and most favorite comrades, Godzilla Earth. It was massive and cool.

Being able to hang out with and control any of the Godzilla variants was really cool in his opinion. He'd thought of bringing out Shin, but decided it was best to stick with a more upfront approach than a fear-factor.

This was the state of his life now, where he'd just throw out a bunch of Godzilla variants with not a care in the world like they were Pokemon.

Yun Xie stroked his chin. He was just messing around right now in order to get the line moving. Just messing around. If he truly wanted to make the cultivators feel despair, he could have just summoned an upscaled version of Barney the Dinosaur.

Lucky for them, he did not.

That was Plan G, when something apocalyptic was about to fall upon the Nine Worlds. When the story would reach its climax.

His keen eyes stared down below.

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Young Master Feng ran for his life, arrogant eyes turned to pure fear as mud caked his pristine wind-robes. His sword lay abandoned in the crevice that was once their camp along with the rest of his weak insignificant comrades.

An enemy attack was upon them! There was no way they could fight whatever that thing was. It was the best to run… He was the future of their sect after all! His lower disciples would understand! Sweat drenched his back and forehead before he felt himself crash into something.

*Wam!*

It was sort of slippery….

Young Master Feng blinked, before recoiling in disgust. He'd crashed into…. A Toad. Immediately, his young master syndrome kicked in as arrogance steeled in his eyes and a contorted ugly expression made itself known.

But what he hadn't expected was the Toad to do the same thing, it's wide mouth scrunching back as it vigorously rubbed.

"You disgusting putrid toad! Dare stand in the way of Feng Li?"

The Young Masters fingers clenched into claws as stormy talons of wind materialized, blowing his shiny black hair back.

"Thou perfidious muddy-mottled strumpet! Revolting weak-fleshed human! Ou dare stand in the way of this mighty toad!? The pride and everlasting joy!? The mightiest!? The everlasting flower of Mount Myoboku!? GAMAHANA!!!?!?!?!?!?!"

The toad bellowed in an even greater arrogance and narcissism than even the most stuffy young master could even dream of.

"Die you ugly toad!"

"Thou abominable toad-spotted haggard! Perish bag of useless flesh!"

And so, a great battle unlike any other began.

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(A/N: I am so gonna enjoy writing the character interactions between Gamahana and Li Qiye.)

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