Chapter 207 : Power of Science!

"Due to the extreme danger and peculiarity of the situation, Hogwarts couldn't afford to let Deadpool leave!

There was no mishap; Deadpool had taken the exclusive air train to Azkaban!

Simultaneously, the Ministry of Magic received the news and commenced their journey to Azkaban!

Dumbledore also wished to accompany them, but it was clear he wouldn't be able to depart tonight. In case of any unforeseen incidents, the school required him as a pillar of spirit and strength!

In the sky, the carriage defied all laws of physics and soared through the air!

Inside, Deadpool found himself tightly bound with activated ropes, even his mouth gagged!

Yet, amidst all this, Deadpool's gaze wasn't fixed on his bindings but rather on the starry sky, his eyes wide with fascination, especially towards the radiant moon!

As though something peculiar captivated his attention up there!

In an instant, an explosion and cries erupted outside the carriage. Moments later, a man wearing a turban entered!

Upon his entrance, he bowed to Deadpool, a placid smile gracing his lips. "The wizard outside has been neutralized. You're safe now."

"Phew!" Deadpool skillfully spat out the cloth from his mouth, then promptly spat at Quirinus's face!

"Stay away from me, darn man!" 

Quirinus's expression froze, his words stuck in his throat!

This unexpected turn caught him off guard. After all, wasn't Deadpool here to rescue him? Was he out of his mind?

Nevertheless, Quirinus dared not show his anger. He maintained a humble smile, slowly removing his scarf.

"Ahh! AHH!!" This action elicited a fearful scream from Deadpool. Little did he expect that within hours of arriving in this world, his once pure and innocent self would face such brutal treatment!

He immediately begged for mercy, "Brits don't deceive other Brits, I implore you! Spare me! I'm just a pawn, insignificant compared to your pursuits!"

Quirrell's forehead bulged with frustration. He wasn't Welsh himself; this chaotic situation was leading him astray!

Taking a deep breath, Quirrell swiftly removed his scarf. Then, under Deadpool's terrified gaze, his head spun 180 degrees!

Voldemort's visage emerged from the back of Quirrell's head, sporting a sinister smile, and in a raspy voice, he greeted, "HELLO, Ron!"

"Hello, Peter!" Deadpool responded promptly, wearing an expression that suggested he was well-acquainted with this peculiar encounter!

[Voldemort was perplexed, wondering who this "Peter" was, and if those eyes complimenting him were a sign of serious illness.]

[Deadpool chimed in one after another:

"By the way, brother, your sudden change in attitude is quite impressive. Ever thought about starring in a movie?"

"Horror films would definitely be a hit!"

"Also, have you ever considered playing DC's Two-Face? You have such versatility; I wouldn't watch it without you!"

[Voldemort was about to respond when Deadpool, with a smirk understood by all, interjected:

"Hey bro, you've got quite the way with the ladies! I'm jealous!"

"You could've chosen a better time to chat privately."

Suddenly, Voldemort felt he'd made a grave mistake!

"At Kamar-Taj, Strange broke down in tears. It has become a daily routine!"

"Deadpool's tongue is sharper than a serpent's!"

"Shut it!"

[Voldemort had had enough. He brandished his wand, pointing it at Deadpool, issuing a threat:

"Weasley, spill the secret to your immortality, and I might spare you!"]

[Deadpool looked disdainful:

"Quit with the pleasantries. If you're going to kill me, do it quickly!"

[Voldemort's lips curled into a smile:

"No matter, you'll talk!"

[Voldemort had no intention of using peaceful methods; it was merely a formality.]

[In the blink of an eye, a crimson light surged from the wand into Deadpool's body!]

"The Cruciatus Curse!"

[Voldemort's eyes gleamed with excitement; the allure of immortality was irresistible to him!]

"Should the victim not succumb to the sword, achieving invincibility is assured. With that, ruling the world becomes child's play!"

[Voldemort's gaze burned with intensity as he locked eyes with Deadpool.]

"Hey kid, spill the beans!"

[Deadpool squints, looking bewildered, and manages weakly:]

["The secret is... yup, lean in closer..."]

[Voldemort leans in eagerly, only to see Deadpool tremblingly raise his hand, slowly extending his middle finger!]

["The secret is, I'm your daddy!"]

[Seeing Voldemort's constipated expression, Deadpool chuckles and quips:]

["Silly prick, you may rule the mental world, but Professor X would dare step foot in here!"]

[Voldemort seethes with rage, incredulous that nobody from District 630 dares to mock the Dark Lord. It seems over the past decade, some have forgotten the terror he instilled!]

["I ain't even afraid of the Imperius Curse, in fact, I'm kinda looking forward to it!"

["Hits the spot!!]

[A flash of crimson light!]

[As the Cruciatus Curse strikes, Deadpool grits his teeth in pain!"

[Yet, across from him, he spies a Joker-esque grin!]

[Deadpool cackles 🙂

["As a mercenary, it's only fair I carry some grenades!!]

[In the blink of an eye, a dark object materializes out of thin air, swiftly unplugged by Deadpool!

[boom!

[X-Men Beast's specially crafted high-energy bombs detonate in a blaze!]

[A fierce inferno erupts into the sky, reducing the sturdy alchemy carriage to rubble!]

(…)

[Amidst the shower of blood!]

[On the ground, with only one head remaining, Deadpool croaks hoarsely:]

[This, my friend, is the marvel of science!]

Strange is left speechless, isn't this Batman's line?

Who would've thought this foolish circus act would end up here!

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