Chapter 23:

Three weeks have passed since the entrance exams and both my and Momo's proper acceptance into UA. We were basically unofficial students already with the amount of time we spent studying there.

I have managed to call in a favor with Fluffy-chan to modify my dorm room to my liking with his full support. The previous singular bedroom room of about twelve by twelve feet was now a forty-eight by forty-eight feet area. Distance manipulation is truly a blessing.

It has a walk-in wardrobe installed, a lounge area, a top-of-the-range bathroom, and enough room for all of our bedroom furniture as I was not about to be in a cramped room like canon Momo. Power loader helped immensely with the building and rewiring.

We also have Eri's room next door to us, with a door connecting her room to the lounge area. She was going to stay with us in the dorms, much to my mother's dismay. We had to promise to give her and Miha visitation rights and to return home whenever possible.

I doubt that Eri will sleep in her room at all, but I thought it best to give her the option.

It was the first day of UA today; the recommended students have already moved in along with me. The reason that the others haven't is that they will either be moving in later today or tomorrow.

It all depends on how they do on Homeless-san's test. There was no point moving in if you would move back out a few hours later.

I was currently dressed in my UA school uniform, so was Momo. Eri even had a smaller version as Fluffy-chan would teach her throughout the year.

I looked over to her as she finished her cereal; milk was getting all over her uniform.

'She's lucky I can clean those stains with my quirk as milk stains are a pain in the ass to get out. I should know, all those 3 am anime binging sessions with captain crunch have given me more than enough experience in those matters.'

(A/N: What is your favorite cereal? And, do you put the milk first or the cereal?)

Grabbing a nearby tissue, I wipe her pudgy adorable face down,

"Can't have my little unicorn all messy on her day of school, now can I?"

"Nuh-uh"

"Well, let's get you to your class now, shall we?"

I cleaned her clothes, put the dishes in the sink, and scooped her up in my arms. Looking over to Momo, I said,

"You can go ahead without me, babe. I want to see all of their faces when the 'owner of UA' walks into class."

I blew her a kiss before making my way through the convoluted corridor system. It was no wonder the broccoli boy had trouble finding his class. The entire school was like a maze.

It's probably designed this way for Fluffy-chan's own sick amusement, watching the clueless humans get lost in the maze like he used to during his time as a lab experiment.

I was getting looks from the older students. They still think I'm the actual owner of the school and Fluff-chan's owner. It also didn't help that the rumors have grown in both numbers and intensity over the years of me being here.

Seeing me in a uniform really shocked them. Hushed whispers broke out in the corridors,

"Do you think she's pretending to be a student to trick those poor 1st years?"

"Isn't that the person who's the secret #0 for the big 3?"

"What year is she in?"

"Is it true that she will suck out your soul if you look into her child's eyes?"

"I heard she beat All Might in a wrestling match last Tuesday."

Yep, UA is still full of crazy people three years after the rumors started.

Eri smiled and waved at them, which made the students receiving said wave happy, but they didn't dare look at her eyes in fear for their soul being taken.

"Ara~, Is my little unicorn scaring all the students? How naughty of you."

"I didn't mean to!" Eri adorably huffed.

"I know, I know," I pecked her on the cheek before continuing, "I mean, who would ever be scared of such an adorable little baby such as yourself?"

Crossing her arms and facing the other way, she replied, "Hmph! I'm a big girl, not a little baby!"

"Eh?! I see… If you're such a big girl, then I guess you're too big for mama's cuddles… hah~ you'll have to sleep on your own too..."

Seeing my 'sad' face and hearing my 'sniffles' she began panicking,

"U-um, I-I'm not too big for cuddles!"

I put on a hopeful expression before replying,

"Eh? Y-you're not? You're still my little baby, r-right?"

"Mhm"

Deciding not to tease her anymore, we continued on our way to the staff room. Leaving behind a crowd of befuddled students. Thoughts were racing through their minds as they tried to make sense of the situation,

'She's been tamed by that unicorn child!'

'She even manipulates her own child?!'

'What the fuck did I just witness?!'

Eventually, we made it to the staff room. I promptly swung the door open without a care in the world. I greeted everyone in the room. Homeless-san rolled his way out of the door now that it's open.

'I guess he really didn't want to leave that sleeping bag until reaching his classroom.'

Ignoring that bizarre sight for a moment, I dropped Eri off at Fluffy-chan's office.

There was a surprise waiting for me at the office, though.

Komoe-sensei was here!

To be completely honest, I wanted to slap her.

We had three tearful goodbyes, yet she always turns up a few weeks later!

Deciding it was best for my sanity, I completely ignored her existence. I had outwardly reacted too many times in the past to this same development.

I won't give her, or the chimera who planned this, the satisfaction of seeing a reaction!

So I walked out after dropping Eri off, saying nothing as I did so.

As I walked down the hallways on my way to the classroom, I spotted a homeless caterpillar crawling his way down the same hallway I found myself in.

Walking up behind him, I scooped him up and carried him under my arms.

A bunch of muffled complaints was being sent my way, but I ignored them. He was going to be late to his class at the rate he was going.

When we made it to the classroom, I set him down on the floor so he could enter with as much dignity as a person who looks homeless can possibly have.

"Thank you, Problem Child. I would prefer it if you didn't pick me up like a sack of potatoes in the future, though."

"No promises~."

I opened the sliding door with enough force, so the resounding smack of the door hitting the doorframe caught everyone's attention.

I walked my way over to the podium without a care in the world before grabbing the chalk off of it, turning to the blackboard behind me. I wrote my name down, before turning back to the class,

"Good morning, class; my name is Sakuya Izayoi. Some of you may remember me from the entrance exam where I gave that motivating speech. I will be your sensei for your time at UA. Please refer to me as Sakuya-sensei or Izayoi-sensei."

"" Hai, Sakuya-sensei!""

As I was about to open my mouth once more to cause yet another misunderstanding, Homeless-san opened his mouth,

"Problem child, go sit in your seat and stop messing around with your classmates."

"Tch."

He then took my rightful place at the podium before speaking,

"You all managed to get tricked by the problem child on your first day here. That doesn't bode well for you. I expect future heroes like yourselves not to be so believing in everything that's told to you."

As he kept berating the class for being so gullible, I looked around the class, trying to spot any changes from the original roster.

'It looks like Toga and I replaced Koda and Ojiro, oh well. Is that melissa? Oh, it seems I was right. Those visits to I-island weren't for no reason.'

I pecked Momo on the lips before sitting down, even though I was going to be standing up in a few seconds anyway. I took out a choccy milk carton and started sipping as Homeless-san was finishing up his hazing and berating,

"Now, get these on and meet me by the training field in ten minutes."

After a not-so-quick trip to the locker rooms, which consisted of me answering all of their questions and listening to their rants about how stressed my speech made them, we got changed into our gym uniforms.

I did alter time a bit, so one minute inside the girls changing room was one second outside. It was to avoid any peeping incidents, as we would be already changed by the time anyone can look in the peephole.

As we made it to the field fully dressed, I altered time for the boys changing room this time so we wouldn't have to wait for long.

When everyone arrives, Homeless-san starts telling us the tests we are expected to complete.

"You have eight tests to complete:

-50-meter dash

-Grip Strength

-Standing long jump

-Repeated side steps

-Ball throw

-Long-distance run

-Seated toe touch

-and finally, Sit-ups."

He said all of this in his usual tired, monotonous voice, and then, as if it's not a huge deal, he added onto the end, "The person who is ranked in the last place at the end will be expelled from the school."

Shortly after hearing this, Chaos ensued, with many people screaming and trying to reason with the homeless man who was happily slurping on his juice packet. However, Momo, Shoto, and I are standing there completely unfazed by what was just said.

Even Vlad King opened his classroom window and started shouting at Homeless-san,

"Aizawa! You better not expel my little Himi-chan; otherwise, I will clot all of the blood in your body!"

'Oh yeah, I forgot with his awakening; he can now control other people's blood. What a great birthday present that was. His ranking boosted significantly as his capture rate increased with his newfound power-up.'

Looking over to Toga, she looked like she wanted to crawl into a hole and die. I guess she hasn't gotten over the embarrassment of having a doting parent yet.

Homeless-san completely ignored the overprotective father's death threat and threw a ball over to me,

"How far were you able to throw the ball in high school problem child?"

"855 meters"

"That's... without your quirk?"

"Yes."

'I can't really tell you about the super-soldier serum Homeless-san, sorry.'

He could only sigh before continuing on,

"Well, use your quirk this time. Anything goes as long as you don't leave the circle."

I nodded and made my way to the circle.

'Now, there's two ways I can play this. I can either get an easy infinity with distance manipulation by dropping the ball into my pocket, or I can accelerate the ball to the absolute maximum and probably shatter every window in a one-mile radius with the sonic booms it will generate.'

I kept debating my options before deciding to put on a show. I turned to Momo and asked,

"Babe, can you make everyone some earplugs? This is about to be loud."

I threw the ball with all my might before making it stutter. The observers were confused about what I was doing until they saw the ball speeding up rapidly. When it reached a speed I was satisfied with. I let it fly off.

The resulting boom was deafening. A huge wind kicked up a bunch of dust around the field, the school's windows shattered, and the alarms went off.

After I composed myself, I repaired all of the windows. Fluffy-chan reassured all of the teachers that there wasn't an intruder in the school. Looking over to Homeless-san, I asked,

"What's my score?"

"Infinity..."

"Nice."

"Welp, you're on your own to do the rest of the exercises. Come back to me whenever you're finished so I can give you all the results."

With that, we went about the track completing each of the listed exercises; with the help of the training robots, all the registered times etc. were being sent straight to Homeless-san's tablet.

Momo and I paired off for the tests.

For the 50m dash, Momo got a score of 2.801 seconds while I scored a standard 0.001 seconds.

Grip strength was next. I summoned a few clones of myself, and with our boosted strength and numbers, we broke the machine. Momo did something similar with a miniature hydraulic press she made.

Momo and I cleared the sandbox with ease for the standing long jump.

I broke the training machine for the repeated side steps. It turns out summoning clones and then accelerating them all to do side steps can cause its sensors to overload, oops. Momo got up in the hundreds before I stopped counting.

I didn't have to do anything for the ball throw and just sat to the side while Momo had her attempt. She summoned a huge artillery cannon and fired the ball far off into the distance.

I just summoned a clone to touch my own feet for the seated toe touch after confirming with Homeless-san that it would count. I was too busy chilling out with my choccy milk to notice how Momo was doing.

For the situps, I had a clone hold both Momo and my legs down. We had a little competition with no quirks involved. Well, apart from the clones. It was a minute time limit, and I managed eighty seven while Momo did seventy six.

We held off on the long-distance run as the entire class was meant to do that together.

It was a one-hour-long running session where we were meant to show our level of stamina, whether or not we were going to quit, and the number of laps we could do during the time frame.

Momo, Iida, and I were all the last people standing. I didn't need to use my quirk for this test as I didn't really feel fatigued during my time running.

Of course, during this entire testing period, the rabid pomeranian got a healthy reality check in that he wasn't the best. Hell, he would probably barely make it in the top five of first years, which he would then get kicked out of after Mellissa manages to utilize OFA to a decent degree.

Speaking of Melissa Shield, she was struggling a bit in the tests. I did help her out a bit with reverting her fatigue now and then.

I doubt that idiotic banana-haired hero gave her proper training that wasn't just strength-based.

She didn't try to completely eviscerate her arm on the ball throw, and it looked like she managed a form of full cowling. Already a smarter option than the taiyaki microwave analogy weirdo.

What really sealed the deal was I saw her use her legs.

Crazy, I know.

An OFA user realizing that they have legs? It was unheard of. That type of discovery would take someone a few generations of users and a hundred or so chapters to figure out.

When we all finished our tests, we lined up in front of the homeless juice pack addict while waiting for all of our scores to be collated.

1st: Sakuya Izayoi

2nd: Momo Yaoyorozu

3rd: Shoto Todoroki

4th: Katsuki Bakugou

20th: Toru Hagakure

The invisible girl began tearing up soon after the results were revealed. The homeless man in front of us didn't let that revelation sink in too much and spoke up,

"Good Job, nobody is getting expelled yet. It was all a logical ruse to bring out your full potential-"

"*cough* Bullshit *cough*."

"- Since the majority of today was supposed to be regarding orientation and meeting your various professors, and I had you all skip that, you're free to go.

The first day of actual classes starts tomorrow, and make sure not to be late for them.

There are multiple moving vans parked outside the front of the school for each of you. They are there to help you move into the dorms that are now open to the first years. The move-in deadline will be by tomorrow afternoon.

The dorms are new so don't. burn. them. down.

Aside from that, there are the usual rules of no alcohol or any other illegal substances allowed. If you are caught with them, you will be given a strike, and depending on the severity of the case involved, you could be expelled before your three strikes are up.

There will be a child staying in the dorms with you. Her name is Eri. If anyone harms and/or messes with that child, you will be expelled on the spot by me, that's if you stay alive long enough for it to be reported to me.

The fridge in the kitchen area will be stocked up by us for the first month. After that, you will have an allocated budget, and you will have to shop for yourselves. Try not to starve.

And problem child, please don't erase anyone who annoys you in the morning."

"I will bring them back after a while anyway, so it shouldn't matter if I erase them or not."

"Just don't erase anyone, please."

"I'll try my best."

"I suppose that's the best I'm gonna get, I'll take it."

With that, he left after he sent us off to get changed. Momo and I went and picked up our bundle of joy and went back to the dorms, she began coloring in her little book once again. Everybody was introduced to Eri gradually, even Bakugou introduced himself somewhat normally, as they were moving into the dorms.

We sat down and had some soba with Shoto for dinner before making our way upstairs to our new home for the next three years.