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The Meme Train

Little thing I decide to write for the fun memes, don't take this way too seriously, if you wanna vote, vote then. Just don't act like an ass. Also the book isn't for anyone of a prudish nature, so yeah, if you are then this ain't your cup of tea, hell it's not even tea, it's a full cup of espresso. Oh yeah, the R-18 tag is there for gore, I don't know know how to write good smut, and I don't plan to write smut in this book any given time. ____________________________________________ Take a look at me for example: I died, that was painful. I got chosen to be entertainment for some dude that I never got to even meet. I cheesed the "golden finger" I got and made an entire world go straight to fuck all. Now I'm just casually being the madman that everyone says I am. Oh, and fuck cultivators. I don't like their kind around here. What do you get? Some random kid being a fucking lunatic that's what! Take a read if you want! You'll definitely regret it! (Disclaimer, I own nothing aside from my MC and any OCs I may cook up, the cover was from google, I just searched Thomas the Thermonuclear Bomb and I found Thomas the Thermonuclear Apocalypse, I came looking for copper and I found gold. Also this is a work of fiction, any names that are placed in here are yadda yadda yadda you know the drill, anything in here is coincidental.)

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And What Have You Got?

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(No, how could this be? We all saw you get killed by him!) Midoriya said as I then smiled at him with my Ricci face. (Oh come on old bud, did you really think that I was THAT good? Let's be fair here, you know for a fact that I'm calculating at just about anything yet you still went and believed that I was a friend. I was playing the long game old friend, it was always about the long game.) Frank said as he then threw Midoriya away to his bed in the room the Frank so graciously prepared for him.

(Well then old bud, I believe that ake explanation is due, so let's go and rewind back to when I was born.) Frank said as he then explained most of what had occurred to him within these years of living a "double life" of sorts. (And now, here we are, in the same room, the protector becoming the enemy, and the calculating coward the misunderstood hero, how fucking poetic is that?) he said as Midoriya then clenched his fist and threw even more projectiles at the man, as he was currently in a blind rage. But even though all of them hit, the friend turned dungeon master was still standing and smiling.

(Did you really think that some fancy schmancy magic can possibly hurt me? Come on Midoriya, you and I know I that I'm far past from getting hurt by this, and that I could also not feel any of this at the same time. I can shut off any reflexes that I have at will. I can control entire armies and make them stronger by letting themselves get killed, and I can even wipe this entire world out with a simple flick of my wrist.) the dungeon master said as he then kneeled down to Midoriya, who was on the ground, panting from the exhaustion that came with quick chanting dozens of spells in a split second. (And yet you still fight, you still fight for the people that you care about, even though you know that I could harm them at any second, hell, even at any moment. That's what I see in you old friend. A warrior who can't stop fighting unless he dies, provided that your loyalty is made clear to me. But don't worry about that little problem, I can fix that at any given second.) Frank said as Midoriya struggled to stand up, but was helped up instead by the dungeon master to the bed.

(I would suggest that you keep your Mana to yourself for the meantime, since this room is completely void of it. Just like the old days of when you were still getting bullied.) Frank offered as he then seemingly conjured a bottle of chocolate milk out of thin air and mixed it with a clear liquid. He then stirred it for a few seconds, and then gave it to the child-turned-super warrior. (Drink this, and I'll spare this world. And let me explain, if you drink this, you will fall under my control, you still have your will, it's just that it's been slightly readjusted to help me instead, and in return, I'll pass an olive branch and leave once I've gotten my people on Mars.) Frank spoke as Midoriya then looked at the man who was once the second most trusted person in his life. (You're like a brother to me Midoriya, well, in truth more like a cousin, but nonetheless like family. I would like to bring you along in my journeys, for no good reason.) he said as Midoriya grit his teeth at how he spoke. That was the exact same tone and style that Frank Ricci spoke in for most of his time with Midoriya.

(What happens if I don't? What are you going to do if I don't choose to drink the milk?) Midoriya asked as Frank then rubbed his chin at his question. (Well that's a good question. I'll just wipe your memory of meeting me, and then leave this world behind. That's all there is to it.) he said as Midoriya then gulped at what Frank said. (Well, I would have to kill so-) Frank spoke as Midoriya then grabbed the milk and then looked at Frank one more time as he was about to drink it. (Do I have your word that you won't hurt anyone?) he said as Frank smiled and replied (Wouldn't you like to know?)

And when Frank said that, Midoriya sighed at he then opened the bottle, and then drunk all the liquid in it. He then threw the bottle at the wall as it shattered and stared down the dungeon master one last time before he was knocked out (If you hurt any of the-) he was threatening the dungeon master when the amnestics kicked in and he fell asleep. The chemical responsible for keeping his loyalty was going to kick in any moment now. Frank had won once again, and it felt way too sad for him to enjoy the victory.

(Too much sadness isn't all that good for the person.) he said as he then whistled a fun little tune for him to walk out of the room to. He then looked at the bottle and saw that it still had one last droplet tat was stuck on one of the shard of glass and then smiled. (It was good knowing you old friend, and now, you'll be reborn as a good comrade in arms.) he said as he then teleported out of the room for him to do one last thing before he would leave the world.

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/Frank POV/

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Oh man, that was way too depressing for my tastes since it was Midoriya. Well I had to make it dramatic since the mood felt like it though, so there's that. Well, the compound that I bought from the Exchange was a lot more simple than you think. It was from a Johnny English movie, and I found it very intriguing to me. So I then bought a more much "refined" version and it was perfect for what I was planning on the broccoli headed child. I had to remove the more lethal properties of the chemical which included the heart attack that came after the control time was done.

Second, I had to reduce the effect of the mind control, and even went so far as to just throw out the effect completely and just make it so that he could just trust me uncomfortably unconditionally. It's freaky, but it's a freaky that I would get used to once I have him under me. Man this is way too fucking depressing for me to actually think about right now. Oh I know! I have to go and visit 191!

So I then teleported back to the clinic that the adventurers in the 100th floor set up and soon enough I was there in the room, seeing a little girl with cybernetic parts play with another girl who could be a very good nurse. (Hey Belle, just finished up what I was doing, so how is she?) I said as Belle was mildly shocked that I just appeared out of nowhere, but then soon calmed down and then sighed. (Hello there Franku-san, she's okay so far, and she's been wanting to play outside for some time already.) she said as I then racked my brain for what I was going to do to ensure that she'd be safe. I could probably swap out most of her mechanical body parts for something a bit more better ya know? Like nanobots? Like that sort of thing.

I mean I want to give her a good life and that's one of the few ideas that I have in my head. It's either that or I try my best to look for a god within the soul gen and bring them back to regrow her body, but knowing how painful that would be for her, I had to keep that one locked away for now. It's too risky for her body to handle. She then looked at me and tilted her head as she then tugged at Belle's sleeve to try and ask who I was.

She's been using a pen and a paper to talk with Belle for a while now and I could tell that she's comfortable with her. {Alright think you fucking lug, what does she need at the moment? A potty break? Liquid food for her to take in for a meal? Something to read?} I thought as I then walked over to her bedside and said (Hey there kiddo. My name's Frank, and I was the guy that brought you here. Do you need anything?) I said to her as I tried my best not to get angry at the fact that the fucking doctor who did this to her scarred her so badly that she wasn't trusting.

I swear, if I ever meet anyone who tries and pulls this sort of shit in a world I will personally come and rip their genitalia off. {Food I guess.} I thought as I then quickly got a bag of liquid chicken nuggies for her and tried my best to understand how the fuck do you hook up her food hole to the food pack. That is, until she grabbed it herself and then twisted it onto the pack and then proceeded to switch some sort of vacuum on and then suck up the food for herself.

Man I'm fucking useless. (Well, I'm glad to see that you're okay right now. I had to do some things to make sure that your body wouldn't give out on you, that's the reason why you can't feel anything in your meaty bits just yet.) I said as Belle then opened her eyes behind me and was about to ask just what did I do until 191 nodded her head and wrote on the paper.

Wait, how the hell did 191 communicate with Belle if she only knew the languages that were in Earth, Gekkai didn't have English as far as I remem- oh wait she learned the entire fucking lexicon.

Man, I really fucking suck at being a caregiver, I really shouldn't put this sort of shit up since it could fuck up as well. She probably was hearing me in a very familiar language, so I then motioned her to stop before I explained that I knew how to read normal English. 191 then complied as she then started to scritch at the paper and asked (Who are you?). I then took a deep breath and then thought if I should lie, no, no fuck that. It's a kid, I don't need to lie for this question. (As I said before, my name is Frank, and I guess you could trust me if you want to.) I said to her as she then nodded as she then continued to write more questions for me.

She asked about where the Foundation was and then I said that they weren't a problem anymore, since I wasn't in contact with them. I also explained how and why I made use of their logo to put people off. She asked about where she was and I explained that she could learn that later since she still had to heal for her body to get accustomed to not being able to feel. There were too many issues that were still there, but then she asked me one last question that sort of made me think.

She asked if I was a bad guy and I the answered that I was. Belle even got a bit awkward when she asked that. She asked if I was going to hurt her or use her and I said no. I don't know why this child trusted me so much, but I don't plan to break it any time soon. I wanted to ask her if she wanted a body that won't hurt anymore and could be as close as the real deal, but she then said that she wanted to sleep for now, so I let her.

(Belle, you're still in charge for protecting her. Don't let anyone, and I mean anyone, try to hurt her. I don't care about them saying that I'm a bad guy, just don't let her get hurt by them or used by them, because the only thing that'll happen is them being dead.) I said as I then walked out of the clinic.

2100 words. Damn, I'm feeling way too fucking sad after writing this chapter. Anyways and as always, I'll see you guys, on the dark side of the moon! Peace out everybody! Goodbye~

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