I Don't Suggest Tail Whiffing

Once Misty pulled away and ran off, I smiled for a moment that was ruined by Dirty Harry.

"UwU, aren't you two fucking cute, now are you ready to get back to fucking work, you slacker?! It's not like you have a hard fucking job; the job is fucking! Well, and fighting, but that sounds even more radical. Now get down that fucking hole, Dick Weed!" Dirty Harry roared from my pocket.

I really didn't miss that, and I was tempted to toss him over the edge of the cliff that was about fifty feet tall. I could pick him up when I got down there, but he would probably end up back in my pocket.

I shook my head and then went back over to the hatch and pulled the lever on it that pulled the pins back far more smoothly than I had assumed. I think that with the sea being so close that I would create a problem with rust.

"This ocean isn't filled with whale cum, don't worry, the ocean water here is actually drinkable. There are many undiscovered breeds of pokemon that always stay hidden from humans. Some at the bottoms of the sea, and some on the mainlands to this day. Deserted islands, places lost to legends and some that the legends were even lost. This world is so much more than could have ever been written down; now get down that fucking hole jack ass!" Dirty Harry explained to me as I opened the lid.

There was a long dark hole with a ladder, but then lights started to click on from the bottom, one at the time. I climbed on the ladder and then closed the lid, hoping the lights would stay on, but it wasn't like there was anything to look at in the smooth rock cylinder.

"So, you know how a Poké Ball works, right? No, you don't, so shut the fuck up. It's different here. You are just shrunk down and then put into a coma, but you can still think but are in darkness. On top of that, if a Poké Ball hits you, even through clothes, it will activate. When it was the game, the pokemon could dodge, and in the show, they could hit the balls away, but not now," Dirty Harry explained, and I was about at the halfway mark, but I was confused.

"Wait, I grabbed Gallia's empty ball; what about then? I always touched Cherry's ball, right? Why can I not tough them all of a sudden?" I asked as I continued down the ladder.

"Doesn't matter if the ball has already synced with another Pokémon. They are only dangerous to you if they are unused. So you will need to watch out for this bitch coming up because it won't take her long to figure out that you aren't a real human. You will have to protect yourself, but if you do get hit, and you get sucked in, fight. Metally struggle so you can break free, or you are fucked!" Dirty Harry told me, and I nodded as I neared the bottom of the ladder.

There were many things to take in, but it was good that I understood now what might happen, so it wasn't a surprise when I got sucked in. The real question, though, was how I was going to beat a trainer with Pokémon.

"With your mad skills, bro! Serious, you are a fucking Pokémon; start acting like one, or you are going to start to get gut pains! You are going to need more than a stick to be able to beat another Pokémon!" Harry shouted at me as I got to the bottom of the ladder.

"Gut pains? Not using my skills is going to give me a sore stomach?" I asked as I stepped onto a rock floor and turned around to a small chamber that was empty, but there was a door a short distance from me.

"Yeah, Pokémon don't shit, so that means you need to use your special attacks in order to burn off the excess waste. Right now, you can use Psychic Wave, Tackle, Water Gun, and Tail Whiff," Dirty Harry told me, but the last one sounded strange.

"How do I use the moves then, and what is up with Tail Wiff? I don't have a tail, and I don't think that I have ever heard about that move, right?" I asked, and Dirty Harry started to chuckle, giving me a bad feeling.

"Well, the moves here are different, and while you don't shit, you do expel gases out your ass. The name? No idea, but I don't suggest "Tail Whiffing" us in here," Dirty Harry said, and I groaned, making him laugh, and then he continued, "To use an ability, just think it while visualizing it. Once you get it the first time, you should have no trouble after that; just watch where you are pointing things!"

I shook my head and walked over to the door, and tried the handle, and pressed down to find the door also in good condition. I opened the door to the sounds of waves and a freshwater smell that washed over me.

I put up my hand as I walked out on the long, primarily empty beach, attempting to block the sun from over my head. To my left, all I could see was shore and cliffs, and then more water, but on my right, things were quite different.

There was a dock with a garage attached to it, but the dock was a lot bigger than I had expected, but there was only one person at the very end of it. That must be the person that Misty was talking about, Jackie.

She hadn't noticed me yet, so I turned left and started to make my way down the beach to the far corner. That was almost two hundred feet away, and I had yet to see how Gallia was going with everyone.