There is no fun in reading the mood!

"... If that happens, I will summon a healer to help Chopper." I smile at her teasingly.

"Wait didn't you say that you will spare your soul energy for emergencies?" Vivi

I awkwardly smile at her.

"Well… I got enough energy for three summons when his head exploded… Maybe the more gruesome deaths give more energy?" I asked trying to guess why I got so much energy.

'I only got enough for one summon from Wapol and I drowned him. Crocodile seemed to suffer a lot of pain while I extracted his powers and he died from his head exploding.

Maybe because he was also stronger and had the powers more developed? Unless I start murdering a bunch of people, I guess I will never know.' Lynx

"... You remember our deal of not going on a murder spree?" Vivi asks carefully.

"Hey! My kill count is still only three and this one was by accident! You should trust me more! " I look offended that she thinks I've awakened to murdering in cold blood.

"I'm sorry, I should. ButI just don't want my man to be a mass murderer…" Vivi looks down.

"I know you hate violence, but there are people better left off dead, instead of them wrecking havoc or taking revenge. I wanted to leave Crocodile alive without powers since I thought I wouldn't get anything for killing him and he would suffer more by living as a weakling." Lynx

Hearing my explanation, Vivi just sighs and smiles bittersweetly.

"Even if you don't want to be a murderer, you are quite cruel. What will I do with you~" She comes closer and plays with her fingers on my chest teasingly and I kiss her. We both ignore the blood and enjoy it.

"... Will I have to watch this daily from now on?" Zala looks a bit annoyed imagining seeing this everyday.

"Would you rather be handed off to the marines and be shipped to Impel down?" Robin gives her a glance.

"The lesser of two evils, huh?" Zala smiles wryly.

"Nah, you will be joining us~ Since you agreed to do anything if you lost." I give her grin.

"Huh? Did you make a deal with her? You really are a demon~ You have me and Mikita already, but you are still able to make deals or charm others. Tashigi was blushing anytime we mentioned you." She fakes a sour face as she pinches me.

"Hahaha, you forgot Marianne, though I made a condition she has to grow first!" I chuckle while hugging her.

"Wha-When?!" Vivi

"You are quite the gigolo, you even got a child~ Fufufu." Robin laughs.

"Hey! She and Vivi are the same age-16! She just hasn't developed yet…" I glance away while trying to defend myself.

"So, you don't care who the girl is?" Zala looks disappointed.

"It does~ If they have great powers or knowledge that I can use, have good looks and a good or correctable personality, I am willing to try. Now don't resist!" I explain as I come closer to her while conjuring a visible lasso.

"What are you doing?!" She dodges the first time I try to put it on.

"Hey! All the girls that have a relationship with me, will be bound to me so I can save them if I have to! You saw how Vivi arrived, right? I can literally summon you from the bottom of Impel down, covered in seastone shackles!" Lynx

"You can do WHAT?!" Zala is in disbelief.

"You heard me, now stay still." I put the lasso around her neck and tighten it until it enters her.

Feeling her connection I smile.

"Like we said you are now my slave. But don't worry, I will treat you well." I wink at her while sneakily giving the binding command.

"... I guess so, do I call you now master?" Zala freezes for a second before replying as her mind clears.

"No, just Lynx. Now, since we are in the desert, let me test the mix of my powers. Give me a minute and don't move from the spot." I decrease my weight and jump high.

"Moonwalk! Incinerate!" Using the two skills I propelled myself higher in the sky.

When I reach a few kilometers above the desert, I change the direction of my moonwalk and incinerate towards the ground and increase my weight to 10 tons.

I turn myself into an urchin with Zala's spikes, conjure Annie's fireshield and cover myself with the free soul energy as haki to make myself tougher. Lastly I focus Braums glacial fissure on myself as the weapon

"Meteor of the summoner!"

*BOOOOOOOOOOM!!!!!*

Afl few kilometers away from the girls and Luffy, I crash into the desert. Raising a skyscraper high dust cloud.

…

"What do you think he is doing up there?" Zala asks while looking at me climbing up in the air.

"Power test? But why does he need to get so high?" Robin looks curiously.

"Oh NO! LYNX IF YOU SINK ALABASTA I WILL KILL YOU!!!" Vivi screams towards me.

She remembers the impact I did in Little garden… So what will happen if I crash from so high up.

Robin and Zala look at her confused until they see a flaming meteor descend from the air towards the desert a few kilometers away.

*BOOOOOOM!!!!*

Right after a crash some sand and glass pebbles burst into every direction, and Vivi instinctively blocks it with her new powers and knowledge, defending their group. She is first surprised before she becomes confident.

"I am coming to whoop your ass for that!!!" Vivi screams as she turns her lower half into sand and flies towards the crater.

…

"Hahaha that was fun! Now let's observe the damage!" I jump up weightless again and observe it.

There is a giant crater spanning across 200 meters with a depth of 50 meters. The ground is littered with different colored glass pebbles with the center being one solid different colored glass platform.Falling back down, I use the sand to make the glass platform turn over without breaking, showing a porcupine needles at the bottom.

"Hm, it seems that the combination of Annie's and Braum's powers can flash melt and freeze things. Zala's ability pushed their abilities further where the spikes were, causing glass spikes to form at the bottom." I observe my handiwork like it's some kind of art before I see Vivi flying towards me.

"Oh Vivi! Look! I made a glass sculpture!" I point at the glass porcupine.

"WHAT THE HELL LYNX?!" Vivi screams as she tackles me to the ground.

"Uhhhh? I wanted to test my powers? The desert is the best place since there is nothing here right?" I give her a proud look.

"I thought you would sink the entire island!!!" She continues screaming.

"No for that, I need to get the ton-ton fruit and maybe another acceleration power. The enemies would escape if I ran all the way to the stratosphere before dropping, not to mention that I could get lost since it's the Grandline." I actually started thinking about what I would need to do to become a real island destroying meteorite.

"...! Shiiiiiit!!!" Vivi realizes she just gave me an idea.

��But anyway, I should send you back to the Rebels. They must be panicking where you are right now." I smile at her trying to change the theme.

"Ah right! Koza! Hurry and send me back!" Vivi

"Alright! Come after to Alubarna and we meet there again." I smile before sending her back again.

"Now let's go clean up!" I stand up and dust myself before returning to the group of three in the desert.

Turning into a sandstorm I fly towards them.

"All aboard! Siete fleur!" Seven hands sprout as I princess carry the girls, piggy back the fainted Luffy and one hand grabs the body of Crocodile to drag him behind.

…

"VIVI?! What happened?! WHY ARE YOU COVERED IN BLOOD?!" Sanji jumps trying to take care of her, but he falls straight through as she turns into sand.

Landing face first on the sandy ground he freezes there in confusion like Internet Explorer. You can basically see the loading animation on his face.

But the surprise was shared by everybody, not just Sanji.

��Hey! Well it looks like Luffy defeated Crocodile and Lynx stole his powers and gave them to me. Though he did kill sir Crocodile in the process… The blood on me is Crocodile's." Vivi rubs her hands not knowing how to explain it.

'This will be tough to accept for them since the problems they faced and fought against were solved in less than a day since we came and explained the situation…' She felt awkward.

"Wait! Did you say Lynx stole his powers and killed him in the process?! How much energy did he get?!" Mikita comes close and grabs her by the shoulders.

"A- um. He said he got enough for three summons. He used the remaining one to catch Miss Doublefinger." Vivi

"So another one joined, huh? You better step up you game, marine. Or you won't be Mommy 3 for long~" Mikita teases Tashigi who blushes like a tomato.

"WHO WANT TO BE MO-!" She stopped after Annie looked at her sadly.

'NO! Don't look at me like that… Goddammit no!...' Tashigi

"I want you to be Mommy 3…" Annie comes closer and grabs the hem of Tashigi's shirt.

'Nononono!!!! That's foul play!" Tashigi starts to sweat looking at Annie who is about to burst into tears.

"Alright, I'll be Mommy 3 just don't cry!!!" Tashigi breaks under the pressure of Annie's gaze and hugs her.

'You will have to reward me later, daddy~' Annie smirks on the inside.

The ignored Sanji is already crying tears of blood, staining the sand as Tashigi is also dangerously close to my clutches.

"Well anyway…" Vivi looks away from Annie, who seemed to learn dangerous things.

"Lynx said that we should all regroup in Alubarna. I-" Vivi freezes for a second as if she is listening to something before continuing.

"Yea, some of the army can come with us to Alubarna to discuss the matters of the country. Me and Lynx can then use the power of the sand sand fruit to clean up the oases and prepare the cities to be re-habitated." Vivi explains to Koza.

"... Why only a part of the army and the leaders?" Some of the rebels asked.

"Because the travel for such a large army through the desert would be strenuous and slow. We actually could bring only the leaders for discussion, but the army probably won't be happy since they still don't trust my dad." Vivi

The rebels look still uneasy, since this was way too fast and convenient to sort out. It could be a trap set by the king.

"Prepare a hundred men to come as our escort, while the army stays here. We are going to Alubarna." Koza commands.

"But it could be a trap! We would just walk in front of the city and everyone of their group could disappear like Vivi, while they gun us down!" Rebel

"No, we wouldn't do-!" Vivi tries to argue back.

"SHUT UP YOU IDIOT!!! Vivi would never do that! She lives for the people and you know that since you also know her from little! And if they were able to take out Crocodile and take his powers, what is stopping their group from demolishing our army?! They must have the power to hundreds each!" Koza yells at the rebel before turning to Vivi.

"Rather start searching for the infiltrator spies while we are away. Prepare the escort and check them out first!" Koza commands irrefutably.

[AN: I feel so funny writing his name, because in my language it means goat xD]

…

Arriving at the somewhat beat up Rain dinners, I smile as I see Nami with the loaded up ship. I jump on it, put down the girls, hand over Luffy to Chopper and throw Crocodiles corpse on the deck.

"? Is that Crocodile?" Smoker looks at the headless body.

"Yep, after Luffy defeated him, I experimented a bit… And his head popped like a cherry. Sorry about that." I apologize to Smoker.

"... You are one messed up guy, you know that?" Smoker

"Accidents happen. Like going to melt fat for cooking. If you heat it too much- the house is suddenly on fire. Same thing!" Lynx

"You compared cooking fat and causing a fire to blowing up someone's head with experiments��" Smoker just stares at me.

"You've got a better analogy? Don't think so!" I shut him down as I walked to Nami.

"Hey Nami, you aren't taking the golden alligator above the casino?" Lynx

"Sadly, there is no more space. I was thinking about asking Vivi's dad to have him take a part in transporting it back." Nami

"No need! Start sailing to the other shore to Alubarna, I will join you midway." I grin as I jump off the ship.

"What are you planning now?" Usopp screams as he watches me.

I turn back and give them a grin.

"Make Nami orgasm~" I ran off to Rain dinners.

Everyone stares at Nami.

"Hey! don't look at me! I have no clue what he is planning! Now move! We are sailing like he said." Nami is annoyed by being suspected by others.

"I am actually curious how many there are of us…" Zala puts a finger on her lips.

"I have no clue. There are so many girls circling on this ship, that it's hard to determine." Robin

Marianne comes closer, looks at the two women and says.

"Vivi, Mikita, marine girl, me and you two. Nami and the redhead smith are still holding out." She count everyone.

"Why am I included?" Robin looks genuinely curious.

"Because the more interest you show, the more likely you will fall. I have calming paint on myself and still like him, so you as his summon won't last long. Would you like to join me for some tea time?" Marianne asks.

"Oh I would be glad to." Robin just smiles, not minding her words.

'You are so screwed… Master shouldn't be underestimated. I learned that the hard way.' Zala sighs to herself before following the two.

Chopper panics and goes to take care of Luffy, Smoker keeps an eye on the prisoners, Braum keeps an eye on Smoker, Usopp and the two Looney Tunes went to control the ship to sail with the dugongs pushin it, less enthusiastic this time without music.

…

"Well, let me make it rain! Literally!" I smile as I jump on top of the giant golden alligator.

"Ground secco!" Placing my palm on it, I disintegrate the alligator into golden sand before I control it to fly with me towards the ship.

"Fear me! I am Rasa of the golden sand! Hahahahaha!" I laugh as I fly as a golden sandstorm towards the river.

...

"HEY WHAT IS THAT!!!" Usopp notices a sandstorm approaching from Rainbase.

"What? A sandstorm?! How?!" Nami looks at the weather and is confused how a sandstorm could form.

"Wait there is something in front of it… IT?S THE TOP HALF OF LYNX!!!" Usopp scopes in and sees me.

Nami takes a look herself and sees some shine, she takes some binoculars and looks at the storm.

"I KNOW THAT SHINE EVERYWHERE!!! LYNX IS LEADING GOLD DUST!!!" Nami's eyes turn into berry currency as she continues to watch the approaching cloud.

"Yo! See you in Alubarna! I'll make a way so just follow me!" I pass them by while winking at Nami.

The three girls having a picnic just look at her and shake their heads.

'She has fallen…' Marianne, Zala and Robin.

'So your experiment resulted in you stealing Crocodile's power… I will need to report that.' Smoker frowns.

…

Reaching the other side of the river I decide to push my powers to the limit-

"Yellow sea split! Cuatro fleur! Incinerate!" Flying in low, I keep the golden sand together, split the normal sand from the river towards alubarna wide and my extra hands melt the sand into glass, before the river water flows in, cooling it to harden.

"It's strenuous, but I will manage! Let's goooo!!!" I hype myself as I continue my way.

….

"Why are we so faaaaast?!" Chopper screams as he is pancaked against the ship wall.

"What's up doc?" Buggs is right next to him pinned on the wall too.

"I can't stitch Luffy like this! That's what!" Chopper looks at the wound he just opened and cleaned.

"The dugongs went crazy taking it as a race against Luffy's trainer and they sped up!" Lola screams by the railing.

"And Lynx created a new canal and all the water is rushing in to fill it!!!" Nami is trying her best to ride the rushing water without crashing or capsizing.

"Warn us next timeeeee!!!" Usopp screams.

"Hahaha, this is fun like riding a wild arctic beast on a cliff edge!" Braum just laughs and enjoys the ride.

…

Chaka and Pell arrive into the throne room.

"My king! A sandstorm is approaching Alubarna! Crocodile might have gone berserk and is openly attacking us!" Chaca

"Do we gather an army to make our stand?" Pell

"Gather the army and man the cannons… I don't know what we can do, but we sure have to fight for the future of the kingdom! For the people!" Cobra stands up and commands the men to prepare for a fight.

"I will lead this personally." Cobra walks out with anger on his face and doesn't care about the objections of his consultants.

…

The royal army is positioned on the walls, manning the cannons with Cobra and his royal guard waiting for Crocodile to arrive.

"Your majesty! He is about to enter the cannon range." Pell

"Aim and wait for the command." Cobra declares.

But then a weird thing happens, the sandstorm transforms into letters as it closes in.

"'Not Crocodile! Don't shoot!'? What? Is he seriously believing us to fall for that?" Pell

"Give me binoculars." Cobra states to his men and quickly receives it.

Looking through it, he sees a young man with long brown hair, and multiple arms sticking from his body as he melts the sand beneath him.

"HOLD FIRE!!! IT'S NOT CROCODILE!!!" Cobra yells alerting all his men.

"But sire! He looks dangerous and coming towards here like that can't be any good!" Chaca

"Mi-mi-mi-mi-mi! Ahem, would you let me have a look?" Igaram walks towards the king.

"IGARAM!!! YOU ARE HERE?! WHEN DID YOU GET HERE?!" Pell and Chaca are surprised.

"Mi-mi-mi! Around a few hours ago. Didn't make it to the castle yet when I found you mobilizing here. Binoculars?" Igaram extends his hand.

"Here take mine." Cobra hands over the binoculars.

"Thank you my king." Igaram takes the binoculars and looks at the sandstorm.

"Mi-mi-mi-mi! My highness, you can stop worrying. That man is the one I entrusted Vivi to bring home. I have no idea what he is doing, but he was unpredictable from the day we met. Don't shoot or he might do something." Igaram hands the binoculars back.

"So he is 'that' Straw Hat…" Cobra already wants to change his mind and shoot him.

"'That�� Straw hat?" Pell looks confused.

"The one who helped Vivi, got all the intelligence that was sent to us, organized the plan on ambushing Crocodile, stopped the rebellion… And is Vivi's boyfriend…" Cobra

"Wait!... VIVI'S BOYFRIEND?!?!" Everyone is shocked that a no name pirate has become the boyfriend of their princess.

"Mi-mi-mi-mi! He WHAT?!" Igaram was even more shocked.

Even if he saw their closeness in Whisky peak, he didn't think they were 'that' close.

"*Sigh* Let's see what he will do." Cobra

…

As I close in on the western gate of Alubarna I Push away all the sand in the radius of 100 meters making a crater before starting to smelt it with fire, making a giant empty lake.

"Aaaand, here they come!" I keep the gold sand in the air as I await the river to flood in with the ship.

*Vroooom!*

The river water flows inside, cooling the glass and filling the artificial lake. Right after the Going Merry raced inside like a speed boat until the dugongs saw that I stopped. The dugongs all let go of the ship and started to hold their heads in frustration as they 'lost' the race.

Most of the crew just dropped to the floor after that high adrenaline ride.

"Uhhh… Come up after me when you recover…" I quickly fly up, away from their cursing.

Flying up the wall, I come face to face with Cobra.

"Hello father-in-law! Glad to finally meet you!" I grin as I step down on the ground in front of him.

"You insolent whe-!" Chaca

"Stop it Chaca." Cobra gives him a glare before facing me.

"So you are the infamous Lynx. Seeing you here and using that power, you have defeated Crocodile I presume?" Cobra

"Oh and much more as you probably saw in the documents. So… Do we get a welcoming party for saving the people from mindless war?" I tilt my head with a smile.

"As soon as Vivi arrives, we will have a party. So what is that sand you are holding in the air?" Cobra looks kinda distrusting, as if I am showing off my power to threaten him against doing anything.

"Oh that? We took spoils of war from the casino. That is all gold dust… Speaking of which, do you have a vault where I can store this? It's quite annoying holding it up in the air." I ask pleadingly.

"Wait! that's gold dust?!" Pell looks confused.

"What? Did you think I would take the kingdom over myself? I care for the life of adventure, a kingdom has no meaning to me. But it has a meaning to Vivi, so I never would want to make her sad. Right Vivi?" I pull at the air summoning Vivi.

She looks around a bit disorientated at first, but when she sees the people in front of her she jumps at them.

"DAD! IGARAM! PELL! CHACA!" Vivi starts crying tears of relief.

"VIVI!!!" They all return her hug.

"FATHER-IN-LAW!" I decide to mess with them and jump into the hug too.

"... You really can't read the mood?" Cobra

"I can, but what's the fun in that!" I grin at him.