Chapter 1: Farewell Note... A Journey I Do Not Return From

Chapter 1: Farewell Note... A Journey I Do Not Return From

To the person reading this letter,

Five hundred and twenty-two million, eight hundred and ninety-two thousand, and approximately nine hundred seconds. Isn't that how long my life has been?

If only that was my bank balance before I died.

Yes, I lived a very wretched life and died very pitifully, though I was still happy and excited to end all that pain in a swift second... However...

I died a virgin...

I don't know how others do it, how they get girls to quickly open their legs or anything, but curse you all for keeping those secrets to yourselves.

I know you, reading this letter, yes you, are also a damn virgin... Hahaha! We are in the same boat.

No pickup lines will ever save us, you scoundrel.

I know the app is on your cellphone; stop memorizing that rubbish. Your fellow brother here gained nothing from it.

Quick reminder: if you're reading this letter, please destroy my PC. By all means, take it from my desk and drop it in the ocean.

I can't let my search history be found out.

Now back to my message to you all. I am an orphan, so I have little to live for and won't be living anymore in the next two hours.

The only spice I had in life was my only girlfriend, and that relationship merely lasted a day. You all know the feeling when a girl accepts you. I kissed her soft, warm, and succulent lips, got to place my hands on her *ss, and, man, I regretted not telling her how much I loved her earlier.

Baka! Baka! Baka!

Hahahaha! I am leaving this world with so many regrets. I want you reading this letter not to make the same mistakes I did.

If you see a girl you like, don't hesitate to tell her.

If you have kids, don't die or abandon them. Life in an orphanage is hell.

Don't remain a virgin forever!

So be blessed, eat healthy, destroy my PC!!!

Be intentional about your life, or you'll have tons of regrets!

Live every moment as if it's your final. Don't dull...

Never use public toilets. I can't forget those bad memories.

And a word to my loving partner and the girl I would love to spend eternity with:

Sorry I have to start this journey earlier; don't join me soon.

Make sure not to die a virgin!

I'm sure there are tons of dudes better than me. Please don't cry.

I love you, Anna.

Signing out of life officially,

Mark Hemsworth.

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As Anna finished reading the letter, she burst into tears once more, her eyes swelling from the endless crying.

Mark had died giving out his two kidneys and his heart to her. He died doing a good deed.

Anna recalled when she sacrificed a kidney to save an orphanage kid. When her heart began to fail, she went into a coma, and the next thing she knew, her lover had given up his heart and his two kidneys to make sure she lived.

"I'm sorry, Mark," she let out a final cry.

Surely all life must come to an end...

But my life could never have a happy ending... Goodbye, Anna.