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The Report

“Don't call the baby a little devil. He's going to be my cute little hubby” Felicia protested then Fyneface glared at her stomach and prayed that the baby doesn't come out as a boy because he can clearly imagine what would happen.

Since he was also crafty when he was young, if his son turns out to be like him, Felicia's attention would be divided between the both of them.

“It's a little kitty. and I'm going to buy clothes for a little kitty”  Fyneface said picking up her wallet.

“I don't care, all I know is that the baby will be a tiny little hubby so I'm going to buy clothes for him” Felicia said standing up from bed.

“I can't wait to see who would finally win. God nine months is such a long time to wait” Fyneface said and Felicia giggled.

As she undressed slowly to change her clothes, Fyneface walked behind her and placed his hands around her waist. 

“Kitty I'm in the mood right now please let's have a quickie before we go shopping” Fyneface pleaded kissing her neck but she hurriedly shrugged off his hands from her waist and answered

“Hubby didn't you know? The doctor said no sex for four months because it can result to miscarriage”.

“What, Four... Four... Good months. Licia I'm going to die before then. can't we just do it gently? I won't be able to survive” Fyneface complained and she chuckled.

“No, you have to follow the doctor's order” she replied and bent down placing his ear next to her stomach.

“Kitty can you hear what little kitty is saying? She wants to meet her dad directly so we can discuss privately”Fyneface Craftily said but Felicia hit his head and laughed.

“Liar, so you want to use your dick to talk to the baby? Little hubby doesn't want to see your tiny size” Felicia said but Fyneface glared at her because she said little hubby again and  tiny size. 

“Come to bed and let me show you what the tiny size can do” Fyneface challenged.

“Let me go, we have to go for shopping before it's too late” Felicia answered escaping from the room while Fyneface groaned. 

"That doctor isn't qualified to be a doctor. How can she say no sex for four months? I should sue her" Fyneface complained bitterly.

Fiona looked up as she heard footsteps from the stairs as she was  in the sitting room with Newstyle who's playing video games as usual.

She looked at Felicia once more because It's been days since she last saw her but now she loooks different to her

“Hi sister in-law, you didn't tell us what you did to that bitch” Newstyle said and Felicia looked at him. Fyneface smirked and Felicia was hitting him trying to prevent him from saying something.

“Well your sister in-law sent her to the hospital with a battered head” Fyneface said but Felicia glared at him while Newstyle dropped the video game excitedly

“Woaw, that's so cool. You are the best sister in-law” Newstyle said as he blew her a kiss then Fyneface glared at him as he did that.

“I'm lost, What bitch are you guys talking about” Fiona asked.

“Well a lady dressed in skimpy cloth took lunch to my brother but made a mistake of taking a picture of them and uploading it online. I saw it and immediately showed sister in-law" Newstyle said happily to Fiona.

“Oh, so that's where she was rushing to that day” Fiona said and he nodded.

“Hubby let's go for the shopping or we are going to be late” Fiona heard Felicia telling Fyneface

“What Newstyle? Is it for brother's birthday that's coming up next month” Brad asked.

“Jeez I totally forgot about that" Felicia muttered inwardly

"We are going for shopping because very soon a little kitty will be running around calling you two aunt and uncle” Fyneface said but Felicia cut him

“It's not kitty, It's a little hubby” Felicia argued but Newstyle and Fiona were too shocked to care about their argument

"Oh my God Cousin in-law you are pregnant, You are really pregnant” Fiona said as she jumped up in excitement.

“I also want to shop for my little future nephew" Newstyle said.

“The baby won't be a boy, It's a little kitty” Fyneface argued.

“No, I'm supporting sister in-law because she's always right so It's a tiny little cute boy” Newstyle answered and Felicia giggled doing a high-five with him. Fiona looked at Fyneface's crestfallen expression.

“Cousin don't worry, they will be so shocked when the baby turns out to be a tiny little cute kitty. I'm on your team” Fiona said to Fyneface who seemed very happy.

“Then let's go to the shopping mall. #TeamKitty will go to the girls section” Fiona said.

“#TeamHubby is going to the boys section" Goodluck to us in advance” Newstyle said and they left the house to the mall.

Later that afternoon in the hotel room where Erica logged, she frowned as she checked the reports her spy sent to her. 

"So they were forced to get married. Poor Fyneface must be trapped in a loveless marriage. But I'll show him how much I love him by saving him from the sham marriage.

I'll have to ask my informant to help me take away that bitch from his life forever then as soon as she's gone, I'll finally have a chance to express my love and save myself from dad" Erica said happily as she opened the next page and felt puzzled. 

"Why is her medical reports blank? She must be hiding something really terrible. I'll have to find out what it is. Maybe I could use that to save Fyneface from her" Erica said and brought out her phone to call her spy but he didn't respond so she quickly checked the time.

"He must be asleep by now" Erica thought and ordered plates of dessert from the hotel then kissed the credit card Fyneface gave to her.

"All thanks to him, I can spend money anyway I like due to the unlimited funds in the card.

This is also one of the many reasons I should make him mine, mine alone" Erica thought happily inside of her

When they arrived at the mall, Newstyle pushed the cart nearly filled with clothes and toys for little boys. He smiled and went to pick little video game toy. "Perfect, I can teach him how to play video games but what If it's a little kitty, how would I play video games with her?

She will want to play tea parties instead and might even ask me to dress up like a princess" Newstyle said  but shuddered at that thought.

"I've had enough experience with Fiona's sister when I was young and I don't need anymore torture of dressing up like a girl. So I vote for a little hubby" Newstyle said happily then he looked at Felicia who was starring at him with a guilty look.

“Sister in-law what's wrong?” Newstyle asked worriedly then Felicia moved closer to him and whispered

“I just stole a toy and It's in my bag. I only realized it after I've done it and I feel so ashamed and scared that my kleptomania is surfacing slowly”

“Don't worry sister in-law. Just drop the toy in the trolley and I'll pay for it. It won't be classified as stealing anymore. It must be your pregnancy hormones that's making you steal.

I heard kleptomania has to do with mood swings” Newstyle answered smiling while Felicia nodded and gently dropped the toy.

“Fiona what do you think about this cute little princess gown? Little kitty can play tea parties with it,” Fyneface asked showing her the gown then she smiled and replied

“It's superb. I can be the wicked queen and you'll be her poor father when we play princess game. Gosh! I can't wait for her to finally come” Fiona said happily

“We'll play all kinds of games she wants and even go shopping all day” Fyneface said as he picked another dress to place on the almost full trolley. 

“Cousin, they will be so shocked when the baby turns out to be a cute little kitty because team Kitty is going to win” Fiona said excitedly and Fyneface smiled. 

“Sister in-law, you should get a gift for brother. His birthday is coming up next week” Newstyle said then Felicia looked at him puzzled

“What do you mean next week? I thought you said next month”

“Next month is also next week and his birthday is on Friday, the Fourth of next month” Newstyle said and Felicia nodded as they walked to the men section to get a gift for his brother.

As soon as they got home, everyone took a break then Fyneface noticed how exhausted Felicia looked so he quickly went to the kitchen to get her something to eat before she falls asleep.

Out of the numerous things he put on the tray, she only ate the  snack and as soon as she ate it, she fell asleep just like the previous day and she didn't stir at all. Fyneface began to feel a little bit suspicious of the snack and why she always sleep so deeply after taking it.

"Maybe I should try one for myself" Fyneface said standing up and went to the tray where the snack was but just then Newstyle who was playing a serious video game hit him and he tripped which made the tray fell down making a loud noise and all the snacks scattered on the floor.

Fyneface glared at Newstyle who bowed sheepishly. 

“You are such a moron” Fiona said and Newstyle glared at her as she bent and packed the scattered snack before taking it to the kitchen.

Meanwhile Fyneface carried Felicia up to their room completely forgetting about what he wanted to do. 

As Fiona got to the kitchen, she stared at the  snack and it actually looked yummy so she decided to try some of it as she trashed the contents of the tray and brought out the snack bucket from the kitchen cabinet.

She tasted one and took many more since she thought it was actually tasty then when she was satisfied, she walked back to the sitting room but she didn't even stay for few minutes then she began to feel sleepy.

"That's surprising, I wasn't feeling sleepy before but now I feel so sleepy" Fiona thought then she attempted standing up from the sofa but the urge to sleep was too strong then Immediately she closed her eyes and slept off. Newstyle looked up and tapped her gently

“Fiona wake up... Fiona... Fiona... You have to go to your room” Newstyle called but she didn't even move or stir then Newstyle was somehow surprised and annoyed.

"She could have just gone to her room to sleep. Why here? Now I have to carry her there and my back will ache because of her weight" Newstyle complained carrying her up to her room.

Few days to Fyneface's birthday Felicia summoned Fyneface to see his opinion

“Hubby, come over here. What do you think of this?” Felicia asked and he walked over towards her checked the picture on her phone and kissed me lightly

“We don't need to celebrate my birthday like this. I don't want to stress you and our little kitty. Let's just have a small birthday party” Fyneface complained but Felicia shook her head

“No, it's the first birthday I'm celebrating with you and you will be twenty five so I have to make it elaborate” Felicia insisted.

“But you seem tired lately and always sleepy. but that reminds me. Why do you always sleep after eating the snack? Don't you feel it's suspicious” Fyneface asked but Felicia looked at him

“I don't know and I don't feel anything is suspicious. Mum gave me the snack and I trust her with my whole life. She even said the snack is good for pregnant woman” Felicia said as she kissed his cheek.

“Stop panicking. You'll be twenty five so behave like your age” Felicia said teasingly then he smiled and kissed her nose

“Then you must call me uncle hubby starting from now” Fyneface said

“Why would I do that?” Felicia asked eyeing him

“Simple logic, you are seventeen and I'll be twenty five so I'm older than you for that reason call me uncle hubby from today, ” Fyneface said cheekily but she dramatically gasped.

“So hubby, you impregnated a minor. You should be ashamed of yourself for doing such a thing uncle hubby” Felicia said mockingly.

“Mhmm... What minor? You may be seventeen but your body feels way older than that. Kitty please let's have a quickie gently and I promise I wouldn't go fast” Fyneface pleaded but Felicia laughed,

“Doctor's order” She insisted.

“Even the doctor won't follow her order if she has a loving husband like me” Fyneface answered and Felicia laughed.

When Fyneface looked at her and she didn't say anything, he laid his head on her laps and kissed her stomach softly while caressing her hair then he touched her stomach lightly and looked at it with an astonished look"

“It feels so hard, doesn't it?”Felicia asked and he nodded with a smile

“Our baby is growing there, he's growing everyday”

“Yes, she's growing everyday. Little kitty grow healthily for Papa” Fyneface answered and Felicia laughed because he just changed the he in her words to she. 

"Let's see when the baby finally comes out and who would win" Fyneface said as he bent down and kiss his forehead. As I was about to raise my head he stole a kiss. I giggled as he smirked.

“Kitty, one quickie Please” Fyneface pleaded raising his hands towards her boobs and he glared at her

“Get up hubby, I have a lot to do and don't let me get started about the decorations, preparation of invites and many more.

So stop wasting our time and get up ”Felicia answered then Fyneface pouted getting up but Felicia pulled his face towards hers and kissed him

“Manage the kisses for now, okay?. Felicia said to him then his eyes shined brightly.

“You've just promised me so please don't go back on your words. I won't let you rest tonight but I'll do it gently” Fyneface said then Felicia blushed as he said the last part with a husky tone then she pushed him away slightly as he left the room while Felicia kept browsing the party decor on her phone.

“Kitty let Fiona assist you” Felicia heard him say when he left the room so she smiled at how loved she felt.

Erica checked the calendar and marked a date on it with a  smile on her face

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“Fyneface's twenty fifth birthday is going to be a great day for everyone. I'll finally make that bitch pay for what she's done and get her out of our lives forever” Erica sad as she laughed slowly and picked her phone to call her spy