Chapter 2

"Who the fuck are you Bitch!/Who the fuck are you Dick!"

The two young teenagers exclaimed as they stood up from the green grass as they did the spider-man meme and pointed at eachother

"Hey! Stop copying me, did you kidnap me you wierdo!"

"Hey! Stop copying me, did you kidnap me you weirdo!!"

Alex gritted his teeth...and the girl seemed to do the same as they started to observe eachother with a judgemental gaze. Suspicious that he/she kidnapped him/her and put them to who knows where...even if it was impossible to do in a short amount of time

From Alex's point of view she seems to be an Albino Babe- Hair whiter then his grandpappie's...atleast what's left of it, poor old man lost most of his hair. And she even had the cool red eyes, wasn't that the cause of having no melanin in the body?

he remembered a random scientific fact but shook his head to focus on what's happening

He took a deep breath to calm himself down...the girl did the same, thing his caused the two of them to get annoyed as they burst into curses

"Goddammit! stop copying me I say!"

"Goddammit! stop copying me I say!"

They huffed out in shock at the sheer probability of them saying the same thing...it was like they were the same perso- OH SHIT

The sudden thought blipped into their minds as they instantaneously calmed down and stood up straight. They walked towards eachother in sync, now standing face to face.

They ignored the fact that they were so close to the opposite gender and examined eachother. Alex putting a hand on her breasts and the girl placing a hand on his groin.

With a single touch/squeeze the immediately concluded with a burst of laughter

"Holy shit! you're me!"

"Holy shit! you're me!"

"Wa-wa-wait let me speak first~" The girl said with a grin as she covered Alex's mouth with her hand. Alex nodded quickly as he felt that this was ridiculous

"Okay soo~ hi! you're me right? I mean- obviously since there's no way someone can copy what I say since my brain is so fucked up, no one can guess what I'm about to say-"

"CHICKEN NUGGETS"

"CHICKEN NUGGETS"

The two of them suddenly shouted outloud as they laughed again

"See! you proved my point, your definitely me~ but with a dick no less! Say how big is your-" She looked down with a smirk before it morphed into a look of shock and awe "OH MY GOD MY BOOBS GOT BIGGER"

Alex was dying of laughter as tears start to form on his eyes "Y-You just noticed that! pfft- HAHAH" He managed to stutter outloud

The girl...Alex, Alexa? punched his arm although it was weak and she also had a smirk on her face "I was a B cup almost C By the way! but now-" she placed her hands on her breasts and started to groped them herself "I'm atleast a D cup!"

This caused Alex to pause as he stopped laughing and took a look at his own sexual appendage. His eyes bulged out in shock, "OH MY GOD MY DICK GREW TOO"

He said with a triumphant look on his face as he celebrated "It's atleast 5 or even 6 inches at this point- and it's not even hard!"

If he were to say this or even had this same conversation with another girl...who wasn't himself, He'd definitely feel a bit embarrassed. But since he was talking with the girl version of himself he felt no shame to talk about anything since she probably already knew about all his secrets and kinks!

Alexa cooed with amusement and interest as she pulled down his pants. "Show me Show me! I'll let you cope a feel of my breasts too~"

Alex, filled with pride didn't even bat an eye as he 'umu'd' and crossed his arms on his chest letting his dick be poked and prodded by her pale and smooth fingers

"So this is how a real dick looks like~ *Sniff Sniff* doesn't even smell all that bad either" She stated with an 'Innocent' gaze as she nonchalantly gave the tip of his dick a lick "No taste either...is it because there's no precum yet?"

Alex's pride filled look faltered a bit as a red hue filled his cheeks as he looked down at her. Only to see her red eyes gaze into his, he snickered as he actually felt flustered

"Isn't this kinda like incest?" he commented...while his dick slowly grew erect as it filled with blood

"I think it's Self-Cest" she corrected as she tentetivly slid her small and wet tounge up the underside of his shaft "But since your a boy version of me...I like to think of this as masturbation~"

Alex snorted in response "This is a whole new level of Self-love~" he smirked as he put a hand on her head, caressing her hair "Damn your hair is as white and soft as snow-"

Alexa paused mid lick as she took a strand of her hair and looked at it "Oh so my hair color changed aswell, that's soooo cool~ and I was wondering on why you had white hair"

Alex thought 'Oh so I also have white hair? did we fully change bodies or something-' but he was then interrupted by a slurping sound and the sensation of tight warmth around the tip of his cock

"Whoa!" he yelped/moaned in response "Oh damn- slow down will ya! This is my first BJ ever" "Thish ish alsho *pop* my first blowjob~" she said the first few words with my dick in her mouth before she *popped* it out, jerking it off with on hand...which barely went around the whole thing

"Then damn I'm a lucky dude...can we sit down for this special occasion~" he cooed as his cock was now fully erect at an impressive size of 8 inches "God I'm so happy that my cock isn't a foot long- it's so unrealistic in fanfictions and hentai's that it's a turn off-"

She nodded enthusiastically, at the sitting down and on the oversized dick part "I know right, if something that size went inside me or a real girl they'd die and have their uterus prolapsed-" she shuddered at the thought of her pussy getting pulled inside out...since that's what a prolapse is basically is

She took a hold of his hips and gave him a smirk "C'mon down then here big boy~...man I always wanted to say that-" she giggled as she pulled him down