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Reincarnated into a world of clichés

Guy died, reincarnated into an isekai world full of clichés from a novel. Like a certain red haired noble, he also dreams of living life as a slacker, and maybe get rich along the way. "This author must be really lazy to write such a short summary" said a voice "Cut him some slack, he created us" said another voice "You're saying that because you're the protagonist and he bribed you with money" "I don't turn down a $5 bill" "Cheapskate" "Shush" |Vote with all your power stones and give me good reviews or else I will eat all your cookies.| Author's note : As carefree and free spirit as the protagonist is, I don't plan on making him a hero, but a selfish person who does things only for his own gain. The novel will also end with a harem since the protagonist is a greedy bastard and want a semi cliché ending. P.S. The illustration belongs to the original owner and in no way do I own it, copyright infringement is not intended. if you want it removed, contact me. Disclaimer: This novel contains depictions of various views, beliefs, and ideologies that are solely for fictional and narrative purposes. They do not necessarily reflect the personal views, beliefs, or opinions of the author. This is a work of fiction. Names, characters, places, and incidents either are products of the author’s imagination or are used fictitiously. Any resemblance to real events, persons, living or dead, is coincidental. The author's intent is purely to create a work of fiction and not to endorse or promote any particular viewpoint or belief.

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Chapter 461: Context

3rd person view

Amora and the bonds then did the other obstacles in the temple with breeze, pit of snakes, halls of swinging axes...etc. It took them a while, but they finally reached the last room.

It didn't have a lot of precious treasure, but it has one circular container made of metal floating in the middle of the room, it has some sort of scriptures on it, apparently, you will have to twist it to the side and the blood will come out, but Lee said the container doesn't have any design on it, just a plain golden ball, this one is silver-ish in color.

They then take all the treasures and search the room for everything, Dabria then told them that she can sense some sort of mechanism that will activate once they take the wrong orb, but it's better than nothing, it may be another obstacle to obtain the blood.

So they took the orb and the temple started to rumble and things started to break.

"Lee's wrong, there's no blood here!" Amora shouted

They then found their way out of the temple to find that the temple itself gained libs and is standing on 2 fight like some sort of mech, it then swung its fist at them. Damon turned into a dragon and uses his claws to intercept the giant fist.

But Dabria notices something strange.

-Remove your hand quickly!- she ordered -Your life force is being sucked out! It's decreasing your lifespan!-

-I hate this world.- Damon complained as he spun and uses his giant tail to hit the giant away.

-It make sense, some of these cultivators or whatever can live up to thousands of years, Lee himself said that he'll live for at least 1000, so spells or enchantments that decreases your lifespan would be common.- Siege reasoned

-I love your smart talk, but I don't think this is the right time.- Ace replied

*****

Lee on the other hand is still fighting Dun and Mao, the shield and spear god, Fortuna has escaped, his group have barely managed to beat the gods, despite being elites, more than half have been killed while they could only incapacitate the gods on Fortuna's side.

"I'll get you last 2 and those others to get a soul contract with me."

"You can do a soul contract." Mao pointed out as he readied his spear "You Daoist can only establish blood contracts."

"I'll just ask a favor from Perseus or his bonds, I'm sure they can do it easily, I'm become just a tad bit more serious." Lee said and smash his fists together "Phase 1: Demonic dragon of the shadows."

A large black horn then sprouted from the right side of his head, the sides of his face then grew black scales, and his body started to as well, his teeth has started to turn into fangs and then his shadows then spread out enveloping every shadows in the area.

The shadows then sprouted spikes piercing the 2 gods, even the proud Dun's defenses whose defenses were impenetrable earlier is losing his ground. He shaped the shadows into dragons on the ground which then swallowed the shield god's shadow whole.

The shield's god's eyes then turned white and collapsed on the ground.

"Perseus is a great guy to work with, I would love to hire him as one of my bodyguards if I can." Lee then snapped his fingers which the shadows on the ground swallowed the shadows of the rest of his enemies. "

"Perseus told me something that I found interesting." he laughed "Ancient people called the ancient Egyptians used to believe that a person's shadow is sacred, some are even worshiped as deities, they believed that it is a part of one's soul. He even gave me some research notes about it, the more I read, the better I get at controlling this, since he helped me out with that, I repaid him a few favors, now I can take you gods down with ease."

"Sect master, I don't think any of them could hear you, they're out cold." a sect disciple responded

*****

1st person view

"Son, breast or thighs?" Dad asked as he got into my room.

"Personality." I answered as I look up from my book

"I meant what part of the turkey, son. We're about to carve them up down stairs."

"Oh, the thighs."

"And you got 3 women." he sighs as he shook his head while clicking his tongue in pity

"In my defense." I then coughed before I can finish my sentence "You didn't provide the context."

"And in MY defense, even if I asked in that context, the right answer would be the ass. I'm sure your uncle would agree."

"I wouldn't answer that even if it was my answer, they got really good hearing after they became celestials, wouldn't want them to talk bad about me to Luke. Besides, are you sure we should be talking about this with everyone downstairs?"

"You're 18 and you got a kid, you're more than old enough." he waved it off

"This is why mom doesn't trust you with giving me private lessons anymore, you know."

"Just because you're smarter and better than me in every way, doesn't mean you're a know-it-all." he then put his hand on his chest with a smug face "You gotta learn from the more experienced . Now which part do you like most apart from personality?"

"Why can't I just love everything?"

"Didn't I just tell you the right answer?"

"Hey, I have my own preferences, you have yours. Besides, mom is right behind you."

His eyes then shook in fear as he then turned to spot mom worse face was literally that of a demoness, she pulled his ear and pull him.

"You and your stupid questions, Perseus, come and join us for dinner." Mom said which I obeyed.

Eliza then arrived to help escort me even though I can walk normally.

"Is Leonard-"

"Don't worry, he's fed and sleeping." Eliza reassured "Good job avoiding those questions."

"I knew it, you were listening in."

"So which part do you prefer?"

"I have my answer which I will not say aloud."

< If I have to pick, it's the thighs, but that's just between me and you, readers. >