Chapter 207: No...Just No
"This again?" was all I could muster out
"Um no offense, our family already deal with people like you a lot" Lia said "Falsely claiming to be our relatives isn't going to work"
"Yeah, besides I'm too young to be a father"
-A nereid, meaning that she does have a blood relation to the royals and the guy...wait...he's a dhampir!- Diana shouted in our heads
-Please...not this cliché-
The girl is about 173 cm tall, looks to be in her 20s she has long white hair tied up in a ponytail, blue eyes, white colored armor and has a bow on her back. The guy looks to be in his early 20s, 178 cm tall, light brown skin that is even lighter than mine, messy black hair with a white streak and has purple eyes and wear fingerless gloves.
-Well if they really are your children, your hair genes really passed on- Ace commented
-Wait did Perseus already got Cordelia pregnant the few days that we're gone?!- Diana gasped in shock
-You know that that's not how it works- Siege replied
"Right, he doesn't know that yet, damn it" the girl cursed
"How are we supposed to explain it to him then?!" the guy whispered fiercely before looking at me "I forgot he got great hearing"
"They're...not...lying"
-Oh my me- Dabria gasped at the revelation
-Ok now that's just narcissism on another level-
-I'm a goddess, I do whatever I want- she retorted
-What with the sass these days, geez-
Our house door then opened with Mom there greeting us.
"AH grandma!" The guy jumped
"Excuse me?" mom looks offended "I'm don't look that old, do I?"
"Look dad, I mean- Perseus, I know that this is hard to explain but-" the girl tried to explain but I put a timeout
"Just stop it right there for a moment, lady who is making me question a lot of things."
I then turned to Marella.
"You feel it?"
"Uh yeah" She nodded uneasily "They're the ones that caused the earlier incident"
"Ok mom, emergency meeting at my house, gather everyone for dinner there, and you 2 make sure that you take off your shoes before you enter the house"
"Yep, that's him alright" the guy said
-Damon, Diana. I hate to ruin your time there, but I need you guys quick, these 2 ain't lying and I hate it already-
*****
The Irons are currently busy so they couldn't make it, so it's just us Silvers.
"Oh look, uncle Oliver, he looks really cute" the girl commented as she sat on the couch
"Woah woah, let's just stop this bull- I mean crap, who are you? And why are you calling me your dad?"
"Would you mind if we do blood resonance magic first? Uncle John can do it to prove our honesty" the girl asked
"Name first, that comes second, you can just come from Dad's side of the family so then blood resonance magic would still work."
"I'm Paris Silver and my brother is Jaxon Silver" she introduced herself "I can do blood resonance magic with you and...mom. My blood should be enough to convince you"
She gestured at Lia.
-Shit! She's not lying...-
-Oh I love this- Damon smiled -It's worth apologizing to my parents over-
-I'm gonna faint-
"Uncle John do it quick, if you 2 are lying, I will erase your memories and kick you out"
Paris then offered her blood as me and Lia did the same, Her blood...it's a match. Everyone in the room was flabbergasted.
"Yep, I really want to faint now"
"Oh me too, I don't think I want dinner anymore" Lia said as she was slightly hyperventilating
"Do you want mine too?" Jaxon asked "You are my dad, but mama Delia technically is my mom, but..."
"But?" Damon then realized something "Wait Perseus was born with brown eyes not purple eyes...and not...black hair..."
Most of my family members then turned to Diana as it was the description of her human form...but also a certain someone fit the description, but most of them do not know who that is.
"Nonono, you're misunderstanding" Jaxon denied "Dad treats Diana like a sister. My mom is Dabria Silver...wait have you even met her yet?"
Ace laughed at the revelation and was joined in by Damon and Diana. Even siege cracked a smile as I felt Dabria was horrified.
-I can't hahaha- Ace laughed
-This is too funny- Damon couldn't control himself
-I'm gonna faint first- Dabria said before we heard a small thump as if she fell onto the floor
"Time out...again. Yeah, I think that I'm gonna pass out...I need a long moment to process all this. Lia, you want to come with me?"
"Yep, I need a long while to process this too, a bit too early for me" she nodded
*****
"Ok I'm calm...totally calm. We have a daughter...and I also have a son with...oh my head" I said as I shut the door to my room
"Yeah, I think that your reaction is normal" Lia sighs "I can't believe that I'm not hallucinating"
"Hypnos, I swear to god, no...to...I swear to my dead siblings that if this is your way of tricking me, I will kill you"
"What does Dabria think about it?" Lia asked as she ignored my outburst
"Oh she fainted already"
"Why do you look so horrified?"
"Hah, yes. I felt unbearable pain and when I come home to rest, I see 2 people wo call me their father"
"Ok that does make sense. We have a daughter! Isn't that amazing?!"
"Not just that me and my own goddess...I'm gonna puke"
*****
Me and Lia sat across from them on the couch as they fidget awkwardly. Everyone else was sitting at the dining table eating plain popcorn.
"We have flavored ones too, caramel and many others"
"We don't need them, just chat with them, that will be enough flavoring for us" Eliza replied
"I thought that you guys are busy at the forge"
"Don't mind that, come on entertain us" Luke laughed as he drank his beer
"What about you 2? Want any snacks?" I asked as they shook their head
"Jaxon, right? Just to be really sure, you're saying that Dabria is your mother?"
"Yes, why?" he asked
-I hate this novel- Dabria commented - I hate the author, I hate my existence and I want to die-