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Reborn As A Nameless king

First why the fuck are you reading this seriously... the guy who wrote this shit was high as hell muther fucker was in Narnia sooooo ... don't expect an intricate story with rainbows and ... uni ... unicorns ? . . . this is 1000 % a parody . . . This is the story of a man who hates seriousness , this man ended up dying but thanks to this he went to a world full of adventures and stories ... follow this man as he gets high as hell and figures out what the hell is going on . . . This story is not serious... the main character will do a lot of comic shit that might not make sense ...and dont expecte a perfect storyline ...

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A king among kings

(One image representing the chapter is going to be posted in the comments by the Autor)

In The Previous Chapter

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Receptionist- Here you go… have a good adventure, adventurer.

Looking at the card, Faraam could only see his own name, photo and rank and nothing more.

Faraam- Time to do missions until I died of hard work.

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4 Months later….

Currently

Ther has ben a lot of turmoil in the small village that was now bigger thanks to the destruction of the old boss of the great forest of Katalina which allowed the arrival of new adventurers to explore the forest.

But more importantly, where is the noble *cough, cough! * player, to answer this question we have to move to the outskirts of the village of Katalina where a drab house is located and in its garden there are some doubtful plants in its garden.

Entering this house it is possible to see a man with white hair sitting in front of a fireplace, in his hands it was possible to see a box with a green content inside.

Faraam- And that's it, this is the last...

Said the man throwing the small transparent box into a small pile of similar boxes.

Faraam- Finally I'll be able to get some rest, the last few months were… difficult and boring… first it was the low rank missions, which gave me a headache picking up flowers in the middle of the forest, second was the rank up thanks to it I got to rank A yesterday which is amazing and with the number of missions I did I went up several levels and finally, ??? went on vacation with his wife or some shit like that…

* tuuu tuuu tuuu*

System- Are you receiving a message you want to answer?

Faraam- Speaking of the devil… yes

Message (???- Why the fuck is your mother that fat?)

* tuuuuuu *

Faraam- I don't understand this animal….

* Plinng*

System- You received a message, do you want to read player?

Faraam- If it's him I swear I'll kill someone today….Yes system

Message (A player reached level 100 000 as a reward 100 Sp's were awarded to all players.)

[You received 100 Sp's]

Faraam- Level … 100 000 … but what the fuck … I don't even want to imagine the power he has, nor do I want to find him in my lifetime

Faraam- 'I'll distribute the stats I've gained [Status] … and I think that's fine '

Status

Name: Faraam

Age: 18

Title: Reincarnated (+1 sp to all attributes) ↓

Universal Lucky Bastard (+1 luck)

Race: Demigod ↓

Level:50

Affiliation: Adventurers Guild (Rank A)↓

Exp: 2500/10100

Posts (0) ↓

HP: 16200/16200 MP: 14900/14900 (↓ 00)

STR: 157 VIT: 162

DEX: 111 INT: 149

WIS: 106 LUCK: 109

Sp's: 0

Faraam- Hmmm … I think I can already do some damage with these statuses.

*Noc Noc Noc*

Getting up lazily, Faraam moved to the door of his house revealing behind it an old man with no hair and a huge scar under his left eye.

Faraam- Look who he is... Commander Baldric.

Faraam- 'Shit, what the fuck is the commander of the city guard doing here… did he find out what I'm selling?… '

Baldric- Good morning to you too … I came here to deliver you a message that came straight from the capital of our great kingdom, it seems they want to see you

Faraam- And what is the reason?

Baldric- His highness will perform the A-rank attribution ceremony, there are only 10 in the realm and the majesty likes to meet the 'Heroes' of the realm.

Faraam- hmmm … and what day is this?

Baldric- In three days… that's all it takes to reach the capital…

Faraam- 'I can't believe this, I'll have to go to some fucked-up king's ceremony'

Faraam- I'll be there in time Mr. Baldric

Baldric- If you'll excuse me now, I'll leave.

Without thinking for another second, Faraam closed the door quickly.

Faraam- Fucking Hello Kitty had to fuck me the day… fuck.

*Noc Noc Noc*

Faraam- Who is it now? Fucking Mickey?

Opening the door once more, with anger in the eyes, we could see another man, but this one was younger, the most revealing in the monotonous appearance of this one was the eyes of a different color as one was white and the other brown and he also had blue hair .

Faraam- Oh …Salazar …is the usual?

Salazar- Yes please Mr. Faraam

Faraam looked to the sides agave the man a small box

Faraam- Here you have 1 kilo, the price is the same.

Salazar- Here it is.

[10 000 ֎ have been added to your wallet]

System- Congratulations the player has reached the value of 120 000 000֎ in his wallet.

Faraam- 'Are you seeing mother?.... who said that the traffic didn't make money'

Faraam- Can I ask you a favor Salazar?

Salazar- Yes, of course.

Faraam- The thing is, as you know I've moved up to rank A and apparently Mickey Mouse fucking wants to see me in his castle, so I was wondering if you could take care of the business and my house for a while...

Salazar- And… what do I get with this?

Faraam- You can consume whatever you want from the * lemon balm tea* product.

Salazar- And I just have to take care of the house?

Faraam- And clean it if I take …about 4 years…to return

Salazar- Hmmmm … so I accept.

Faraam- Well, that's it now, go away because I have to get ready to go to disneyland.

And once again in one swift movement he closed the door in the young man's face.

Faraam- Well, what am I going to take with me?

Thinking for a moment, he became fixated on the boxes that had the dubious contents inside.

Faraam- I think I'll just take the boxes or Salazar will make them disappear.

Opening a small backpack he filled it with tea boxes and placed this on his back.

Faraam- The rest I need I buy at [General Store]

Faraam- 'Is there any teleportation ability?

Faraam- System is there any teleportation skills in [General Store]?

System- Yes player is called [Teleportation] of course and costs 1 000 000 ֎ , do you want to buy ?

Faraam- Yes of course and show me the skill information too.

[You have obtained the Teleportation skill]

Status

Name: Teleport (5000 MP) ↓

Lore: An incredible skill created by a powerful mage and also a fucking lazybones like you I know you're reading this…. Fuck you because this ability can only be activated for places the player has been there before... so walk you fat son of a bitch.

Faraam- System do me a favor and send a message to ??? telling him to go fuck himself.

System- Message sent successfully … the player received another one in reply do you want to open it?

Faraam- …. Yes.

Message (???- Next time you donkey read the fucking item description before buying.)

Faraam- .... YYYY-

3 DAYS LATER

Arriving at the gates of the great city Faraam can only think of one thing

Faraam- 'I hope I didn't waste my time coming here'

Entering through the city gates thanks to his adventurer card Faraam can see several busy avenues with thousands of people in them, the capital is different on several levels from the village he lived in the last few months.

The streets of the capital are made of polished stone, there are several lamps and the people are all well dressed, but what stands out most besides the houses that ran along the streets was the giant castle that looked out over the city like a giant shadow.

Faraam- 'What a giant castle … I'm speechless … I just hope the king isn't just any egomaniac'

3 HOURS LATER

After having wandered around the capital and having had a few drinks Faraam went to the castle where he will now be received by the king… it was very simple to enter, he just had to show his guild card and now he is facing a giant golden door with a large lion drawn in the center as if judging the player's soul.

Opening the door and entering the throne room Faraam walked through the center of the room while keeping his eyes on the floor and when he got close to it he knelt in respect for the monarch he had not yet seen.

???- Oh oh oh … I see that you know how to respect a monarch don't worry boy raise your head.

Lifting his head he saw a man with golden hair, blue eyes and a mustache, he had white clad armor and a physique a bodybuilder would envy.

???- My name is Escanor and I am the king of Herannor

Faraam- 'What the fuck… what is this Arnold Schwarzenegger cosplay doing here?'

Faraam- It's a pleasure to meet your majesty

Escanor- The pleasure is my young adventurer after all it's not every day that an A-rank adventurer appears

Faraam- 'I'll see his stats first [Eye of Ashel]'

Status

Name: Escanor of Herannor

Age: 25

Title: King of Herannor (+300 sp on all stats) ↓

S rank adventurer (+100 sp in all attributes)

The one chosen by the sun (+10000 sp in all attributes)

Blessed by the sun (Full resistance against fire and all damage reduction by 50%)

Spirit of the Lion (Never gives up on something or is guaranteed)

Chosen by the god of pride (?!?"=)

Race: Human ↓

Level: ?d??P`»L?

Affiliation: Adventurers Guild (Rank S)↓

Herannor (King)

HP: 30000000/3300000

MP: 20000000/20000000

Lore: Escanor is a man who was born in the kingdom of Herannor known as a proud king and also a brilliant leader on the battlefield he is also generous to his people and treats them with affection. Escanor is blessed by the grace of the sun which causes his power to increase during the day, reaching 100x stronger when it reaches noon, but this blessing is a double-edged sword as his stats go down at night down by 10x. But make no mistake, even at night the noble king remains one of the strongest humans in the world.

Faraam- '…. What the fuck did I just see…. Damn… he's too much op… and how can he increase the power up to 100x this way… it's still 9:00 in the morning I don't even want to imagine the fucking insanity'

Faraam- Yes your majesty….

Escanor- Now let's talk about why you're trying to see my status, young adventurer.

Said the great king as he smiled at Faraam.

Faraam- 'Oh shit'

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TO BE CONTINUED...