OMAKE 1: Alucard does right by every real fucking vampire.

Alucard found herself in the middle of a small town called Forks. She was dressed in a grey suit complete with a button-up shirt that leaves her Cleveage open and Tight grey office pants. On her neck is a knotted red cravat, covered by a red frock overcoat with a cape. To complete the looks she has a pair of circular, heavily tinted, wire-framed orange sunglasses with goggle sliding.

She found the name of the town quite weird and stupid, who names a town after a kitchen appliance. She began her search for the sparkling bastards that tarnished the names of vampires. The search soon lead her to the local bookstore which surprisingly sold everything about Twilight; novels, movies, and even action figures. The sight of this was almost enough to make Alucard puke as she made her way through and found some local girls and asked them some questions.

"Hey," Alucard called one of the girls who looked at her. "Kinda new here. I'm looking for the 'Cullens'. I believe that's their name."

"OH MY GOSH REALLY!" One of the girls screamed out, hurting Alucard's ears who simply replied with a nod. "They totes live on the outskirts of town. You should like totes tell us about your experience gal."

"Yeah, sure." Alucard said with hidden disgust as she walked toward her final destination. "Time to fix this mistake."

-Timeskip-

Alucard soon found herself standing on the roof of the mansion which looks awfully like a cathedral. She watched from the roof as one of her targets was standing in the middle of the room with a woman, behind him were the other 'vampires' she was planning on killing. The weirdest thing was the huge amount of fangirls and fanboys sitting on the chairs around the large room.

As she listened to canon fodder prat on about something she really didn't care about she materialized both her handguns and smashed through the roof and landed right in front of the 'vampire' with her handgun right on his forehead.

*BANG*

Alucard immediately blew his head to kingdom come frightening everyone in the crowd as her face was stained with blood. She soon looked around, looking at her next kills.

"Howdy," Alucard greeted with a smile, waving at the Cullens who looked back at her with rage.

"Who the hell are you!?" Edward Cullen shouted as he stepped forward toward her.

"You executioner and the end of your pathetic existence," Alucard replied with a smile as she looked at the Cullens. "Now please line up and offer your lives, or you can fight back and make it fun for me. Your choice, but I do hope you chose the second."

"You dare challenge us? Vampir-" Edward said only to have a bullet graze his cheek.

"Don't you dare call yourselves VAMPIRES!" Alucard said with a scowl. "You're more like maggots who crawl around and eat their own shit."

"What are you talking about?" Edward asked confused, of course they were vampires. He then glared at the woman in front of him. He did a come hither, motioning to the fangirls. "Get rid of her."

The fangirls all turned on Alucard, while forcing their boyfriends to do so as well by promising them rewards of some kind. They all busted out firearms ranging from handguns to rifles and crazily some of them brought out Rocket launchers.

"Isn't this precious?" Alucard said with a smile brandishing both her firearms. "Hiding behind meat bags. Won't make much of a difference."

All the idiots opened fire at Alucard who let the bullets simply bounce off her while she sent out her shots that drilled holes into the opposition killing them. One of the fangirls fired out a rocket launcher at her which she caught and threw back at the girl causing her body to explode with her severed head flying to the distance. Alucard backhanded a few people using their heads to explode on impact with her hand.

Alucard continued her massacre while inflicting the fangirls and boys with different methods of death and how to attain them. The fangirls who were still alive began to panic and so were the Cullens. The fangirls pushed their boyfriends to the frontlines as they tried to run away. Alucard still fired away at them, killing them with ease as the group's number continued to decrease.

Only a few boyfriends remained and they did the same thing the girls did: they ran. The Cullens retreated to the deeper part of their mansion, locking out the guys and girls with Alucard. Metal plates came down, covering up the door and windows.

"Try and get us now you filthy low-life BITCH!" Edward yelled out with his confidence and arrogance restored with enforced metal. "You won't be able to get through this, they can take hits from tanks without breaking."

Alucard laughed at their plan of safety behind metal walls. With her getting tired of the humans she let out some of her familiars to deal with them as she walked toward the reinforced metal.

"Hey Kids! Wanna see a dead body?" Alucard said with a smile as she phased through the metal door and dropped one of the bodies of their fangirls in front of the Cullens getting screams from them. "Ha, never gets old."

"Go, Edward! We'll try to hold her off." Carlisle said to Edward who was standing next to Bella. "Go somewhere safe."

"Hohoho, you truly believe they would see the end of this day?" Alucard said as she looked at the running couple. "I do always enjoy the thrill of the hunt. Anyways let's begin."

Emmett ran toward Alucard with a punch that hit her head on but had no effect. He looked on shocked as his strongest punch didn't phase the woman. He tried again several times only for him to be stopped by her blocking with her finger.

"Just what the hell are you!?" Emmett asked getting a grin from Alucard who lightly slapped his cheek.

"A real fucking vampire!" Alucard replied before adding some force with her last slap turning his head into a bloody shower with the body falling to the side. "Hmm."

As Emmett's body hit the ground a shriek echoed throughout the room and Alucard looked up to see Rosalie. She tried running, only for Alucard to appear in front of her and put the barrel of her gun down her throat.

"Don't swallow," Alucard said with a smile as she pulled the trigger, splattering Rosalie's brain across her face. "Tch, they even taste like shit."

Alucard swiftly killed the rest of them not wasting any time so she could go torture her last two targets. Upon finding the room her targets were in she looked around.

"I know you two are in here," Alucard said walking to the fridge that was conveniently in the room and picking up an alcoholic drink. "Please come out."

Alucard walked up to a couch and flipped it over sending it out the broken window. Alucard looked at the screaming Bella who had been quickly found out.

"I mean, it's not the best hiding spot," Alucard said as she looked at the terrified woman.

"Go away! Just leave us alone!" Bella pleaded with tears spilling from her eyes. Unfortunately for her Alucard was a woman on a mission. Alucard summoned a katana and embedded it through Bella's leg pinning her to the floor.

"LEAVE HER ALONE!" Edward exclaimed getting out of his hiding place and dived at Alucard who sidestepped and smacked him to the floor.

"Wait your turn man," Alucard said with a frown as she summoned other katanas and stabbed her limbs before cutting them off, leaving Bella limbless and crying. Alucard finished the job with a final katana through the heart killing her.

"W-What did we do to deserve this!?" Edward exclaimed with tears as he looked up at the advancing Alucard. "Why come kill us?"

"You simply anger me calling yourselves Vampires," Alucard said while gritting her teeth. For these abominations to think themselves vampires made her sick to the core. "But don't worry I won't kill you."

When Edward heard that he felt a small tinge of hope, which was immediately crushed by what he heard next.

"You'll be killing yourself," Alucard said, loving the look of despair on Edward's features. Her eyes soon began glowing red as she stared at him. "You're going to do whatever I say."

"I am going to do whatever you say," Edward replied emotionlessly unaware he had been mind-fucked.

"You want to rip your face off, pull out both your eyes, and cut off your tongue," Alucard said with a smile as she took a sip from the Alcohol she picked up.

"I want…to….rip off my face" Edward stood up and quickly grabbed both of his cheeks in each hand and was quickly tearing the plump flesh off and throwing chunks of it to the ground. Whenever tendons were still attached he tore them off like yarn which resulted in showers of blood gushing from the contact.

After a short while, Alucard looked back to see Edward on the floor with his face squirting blood with 98% of the skin on his face missing. She poured some of her Alcohol on the barely remaining flesh getting screams from the dying man.

"You've done well Mr. Cullen" Alucard congratulated him mockingly. "You've graduated from a maggot to a piece of shit. I can't bear looking at you."

With that said Alucard fired a shot with her Casull handgun blowing whatever remained of him as she walked out of the room. She walked toward the main room, moving over dead bodies that were being eaten by her hellhounds as she made her way out of the building.