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My Wife is a Psychic

Jiang Xi, the warden of a mental asylum, transmigrated one day and became a girl from a farming village who had three engagements annulled and hanged herself three times. Jiang Xi: That's ridiculous!Jiang Xi was a psychic who could make predictions come true just by talking. If she claimed that someone's house would collapse, it would collapse the next day, even if it was structurally sound. In her previous life, her predictions were a little too real for her family. They were spooked by her abilities and left her at that asylum. She was unconcerned and adapted to life there like a duck to water. Though she managed to get promoted to warden after much difficulty, she suddenly transmigrated, and everything was suddenly the way it was before. She studied her leaking house and sighed to herself. Whatever. She would live life one day at a time, then.When her mother clumsily ruined the family's crops, Jiang Xi assured her: They would be fine tomorrow.Her mother wiped her tears and woke up the following day to check on the crops... only to find that the ruined sprouts were budding! During the dry season, Jiang Xi's father stared dolefully at the crops that looked like they were going to wither and die. Jiang Xi simply pursed her lips and said: There will be a downpour soon.Jiang Xi's father doubted her words. But three days later, a downpour came, and he looked just like a happy child.Everyone in the village began to call Jiang Xi a lucky star, and the village head was willing to yield his position to her so that she would lead the village to riches. Bachelors proposed to her and came to her house with generous gifts even though they used to scorn her, but a tanned, muscular man with rough facial features stood in their way before they could reach the Jiangs' house.Zhao Xiping pointed at Jiang Xi and declared loudly: My wife! Mine!

Wuxia · Integral
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370 Chs

I'll Teach You How to Hang Yourself

Editor: EndlessFantasy Translation

There were some people who had filthy hearts under their good-looking skin.

"Monster? A monster I gave birth to? This is not a monster, this is your son! You said that you would marry me after I gave birth to a son, and you even broke off the marriage engagement with the Jiang family because of this. Didn't you just want the child in my stomach? I've given birth to a son now, you can't go back on your word!" Yang Tao roared. She was a pure and innocent girl, and now she had even given birth to a son. If Du Lin had not kept saying that he would marry her, she would have been drowned by her family!

"You're trying to frame me. I don't know where you got pregnant, but you're still trying to frame me. Look at the monster you gave birth to, does it look like me at all? It was an accident that I broke off the engagement with the Jiang family. I like Jiang Xi the most. I'll go to the Jiang family to propose marriage tomorrow!" After Du Lin finished speaking, he saw Yang Tao staring at him with red eyes. He was shocked and subconsciously took half a step back.

"You're so cruel! Du Lin, is your heart made of stone? For so many years, you've cheated me of my body and tricked me into having a child with you. How could you do this!" Yang Tao gritted her teeth, wishing she could pounce on Du Lin and bite his neck, dig out his heart, and see if it was black!

The people around who were watching the show more or less knew the Du family. They knew that although Du Lin had done something wrong, Yang Tao was not easy to get along with. Du Lin smiled at Jiang Xi, who was standing far away, and said, "Jiang Xi, I was blinded these days. I've made you suffer these days. I'll visit you tomorrow to apologize and propose marriage again. Let's get back on good terms, okay? "

The crowd was shocked by Du Lin's words and all turned to look at Jiang Xi. Under everyone's gaze, Jiang Xi slowly took out her belt. This action made many men's eyes light up. However, no matter how Du Lin looked at it, he found the belt familiar, as if he had seen it somewhere before... Then, under everyone's gaze, he saw Jiang Xi standing at the entrance of the Du family's house with the white belt in her hand, tiptoeing and throwing it onto the roof beams ...

As he threw it, Jiang Xi did not forget to say to Du Lin, "Don't worry, I'll hang it up very soon. By the way, after I die, remember to inform my brothers to collect my body. Since you promised to marry me, then I'm a member of your Du family. Remember to engrave the words 'Du Lin's wife' on my tombstone. Maybe I'll be bored in hell after I die and come up to play with you for a while." After Jiang Xi finished speaking, she began to throw the belt on the beam attentively. While throwing it, she explained to Du Lin, "There's a trick to hanging. Some people don't master the technique well and won't die even after hanging for a long time. They just keep kicking their legs, tearing their throats bit by bit, and can't breathe. They're tortured. Moreover, look at this knot. Look, you have to tie it this way so that it won't split in the middle. These are all from my experience. Now, I'll teach you..." Jiang Xi skillfully tied a knot on the belt and measured the height. From the beginning to the end, her movements were extremely skillful, which stunned everyone.

Then... Du Lin suddenly remembered. It was over, it was over. He was in big trouble! Du Lin's face turned pale. He suddenly recalled what had happened after Jiang Xi broke off the engagement. He had also been to the Happy Village a few days ago. At that time, Jiang Xi had hung herself in front of someone's house with a white silk ribbon, just like now. After returning home, Old Madam Du repeatedly warned him not to provoke the Jiang family, especially Jiang Xi. She was afraid that Jiang Xi would hang herself in front of the Du family someday. Now...

"Um... Jiang Xi, don't be impulsive. The beams of my house are not strong, they're really not strong... I was just joking with you. Don't take it seriously!" Du Lin's voice trembled. He looked at Jiang Xi nervously, feeling vexed. What sin had he committed in his life to meet these two women? Both of them were abnormal! Du Lin felt like he was in trouble. Yang Tao was holding a child and staring at him in despair. Jiang Xi was holding the white belt and was about to hang herself in front of the door. What made Du Lin even more speechless was the fact that Yang Tao was listening to Jiang Xi's explanation with a serious face...

Seeing that Yang Tao was listening to her seriously, Jiang Xi introduced her even more seriously, "Actually, it's best not to eat before hanging. I once suffered a big loss. That day, I ate too much before hanging and I was very nauseous. Unfortunately, I didn't die in the end and vomited when I woke up. I seriously suspect that I didn't die that time because I ate too much. Otherwise, how could the beam be as fragile as a biscuit and break with a crack?"