As soon as he turned back into his God form, all kinds of emotions were swirling inside him like a typhoon, mostly it was fear, the feeling that he almost went to heaven multiple times wasn't a pleasant feeling.
Okay, maybe going to heaven is just an expression, because he was sure he'd be qualified in hell or purgatory if they ever existed in his reality.
Now that they knew that it was him that they attacked, they all had a guilty expression on their faces, maybe except for Emroy who didn't show any visible emotion.
But one thing for sure, it's going to be awkward from now on, he knew, they knew that if they couldn't handle this right, a drama would start.
And certainly he wasn't against it for sure, he's not a saint, he wasn't just going to forgive them easily, that's for sure.
Beelzebub looked confused, she noticed that the 4 women weren't leaking bloodlust at her 'master' after he reversed back to his original form, which is a bit disappointing to her.
Not that she'd say it out loud though, also she has questions, but for now one would be sufficient, this was to confirm her suspicion. "So, you guys knew each other?"
Unknowingly to her, the girls were grateful for her breaking the ice between them and Kyle, more than they cared to admit it though.
"Yeah…we do..not only that we know each other, I say we are pretty close.." His eyes narrowed at the 4 women in front of him, making them avoid his gaze as they couldn't look at his eyes straight.
"Really..? Then why did they try to kill you?" Beelzebub was asking the right questions, which made the 4 of them cringe and wince.
"Why, did they indeed..?" His gaze turns into a glare, making them more guilty than before.
"K-kyle I, no we didn't mean it! We thought tha-" Tohru said in a near desperate voice.
"That the 'Devil' devoured me?"
Tohru was stunned that he guessed their reason for attacking him with the intent to kill, knowing that he understood her eyes brighten for a moment, "Y-yes exactly!"
Kyle stared at them for a while before letting out a sigh, his answer will decide whether this would turn into a drama or not.
He was really tempted to do that really, but the look on Tohru's making was just pitiful it made his heartache, he thought, 'Oh, fuck this shit, why I am so soft to them?!'
"Alright, fine…! Let's forget that this ever happened, and if possible don't do this again or I'll give you guys a silent treatment as long as possible,"
The latter was childish, but that's how he deals with it.
As soon as it came out of his mouth, Elma sighs in relief, happy that he was forgiving them, Lucoa didn't show it but she was also relieved, Emroy didn't have a visible change but there was a slight smile on her face.
Tohru was the happiest, she was ready to give him an affectionate hug with a kiss, but stopped when Kyle raised his hand, signaling her to stop.
"Don't, I won't forgive you just that easily, no hugging, kissing, or sex for an entire month." He said it with a serious look while facing Tohru.
Tohru felt like her world crumbled right in front of her very eyes, despair was its finest on her face.
"Y-you can't be serious?! A-a month?! H-how could I live with that?!" Her complaining only further cemented his punishment for her.
"Deal with." His words were final and there's no changing it.
"Noooooooooo!" Tohru slumps into the ground.
In the background Beelzebub couldn't believe what she just witnessed, she knew if should laugh or cry at this pathetic scene.
Elma and Lucoa couldn't help but sweat at Tohru's reaction, and it got them thinking.
'Wasn't it the opposite? It should be the female who gets to say it!'
In a relationship, if the guy makes mistake the girl would punishes them with no sex rule.
So it's quite ironic that it was the opposite of doing it.
After giving Tohru her punishment, his head turned into Elma, and said, "Your meals would be cut to half starting today till next month."
Immediately Elma began sweating like crazy, she tried to negotiate, "Wai-"
"No."
"Please lis-"
"No, it's non-negotiable."
Like Tohru, Elma also stumbles down pathetically and begins crying tears.
That's how important food is to her, she's a massive foodie, after all, cutting her meal to half is basically asking her to take half of her life!
Then it was Lucoa's turn, his expression turned complicated. He honestly didn't know what to do with her, as he had no idea what she likes, it wasn't a secret that amongst the residents of his house, Lucoa was the one who bonded with him less.
His expression turned thoughtful, he started thinking about what punishment would he give her.
Before he could answer, she said something that he never thought would come out of her mouth, "Can't decide? Then I'll be your sex slave for a month."
Everyone stared at her in disbelief, while Beelzebub had an approving expression on her face that she could understand.
Looking at her expression, he wasn't sure if she was being sarcastic or serious, but to be honest he was tempted.
Who the hell wouldn't be?
Lucoa is a very attractive woman, no man would be able to refuse her, even gay would be tempted, well that is how would it go normal but.
This is different, he may be scum, but he wasn't that low, to the point he'd make a woman or anyone his slave.
Sarcastic or not, he's not going to accept.
"I refuse."
And thought, 'Is it just me, or girls these days are asking me to have sex?'
He remembered the Devils in another reality, they literally asked him to have sex with him more than a few times, though Modues was more open about it.
He saw Tohru's relief and also Elma's..? He wasn't sure what it meant, but he wouldn't think too much about it.
Pretty, Tohru is thinking that if she couldn't have sex with him, then no nobody can!
Jokes on you, they certainly can and he'll enjoy doing it while she's on prohibition! That's the point of the punishment!
"Instead of being a sex slave why not go to China and join an ancient sect, gain their trust enter their inner circle, and betray them after, and I want you to take 4k HD pictures of their faces when you do." He said it more as a joke than anything, but it would be a lie it wasn't interesting to see.
But, there's no way that's going to happen, there isn't even an ancient sect in China anymore.
Right?
"Okay, I'll do that even though it's going to be annoying but as a punishment sure, I almost killed you after all.." Lucoa said the last sentence with guilt.
However, that wasn't what he noticed at the moment, it was the fact that she was seriously going to do what he says?!
"Hey, I wasn't serious about it besides there's no way an ancient sect exists in china."
"No, they exist, I'm sure of it. I've seen at least a few of them when I went to China, though most of those sects are hidden in a separate dimension like this one." Lucoa explained.
"Wait, seriously so cultivators exist?"
"What's that?" Lucoa asked in confusion.
"No, never mind forget about it, I'll think about your punishment later." Then he turned his attention toward Emroy, this was the hardest choice that he will make so far.
But a certain purple bald supervillain said. "The hardest choices require the strongest will."
Taking a deep breath, he stared at Emroy and said, "I'll be cutting off the Wifi for a whole week."
A whole week.
Whole week.
Week.
Week.
Week.
Week.
Those are the words that were echoing in Emroy's ears and reaching the bottom of her heart.
"...." Emroy fell to the ground, similar to a puppet without a string.
Her expressionless expression became even more empty, and her eyes were like a dead person's.
She was now an empty husk without purpose.
A lone tear came out of my right eye, it wasn't just her, he was also the same, to an Otaku a week without internet was hell, as stated before 'The hardest choice requires the strongest will.'
Then he left her dramatically, without looking back like in most romance movies when the couples get separated.
Everyone was staring at them, confused about what the hell did they just witnessed.
"What the hell just happened?"
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Okay, Kyle, that was PURE evil! Not even Satan would do it!
Jokes on you, he does!
Anyway xD, should I also add the Adventure of Lucoa joining a Chinese Sect or skip it?
Just a reminder if I ever add them, it would be a heavy Xianxia bashing, even now I'll never forget how much I hated them.
Those copy-and-paste stories irked me to no end!
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