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My Only Piece of Candy

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Chuck Norris a renowned hard gangster, always down on his luck in his love life. Even at age 40, Chuck remains a virgin, despite his ardent effort for a girl to love. Every time he is about to get laid some weird twist of fate gets him. He later comes to know that the world is not so simple, as he witnesses the world of the supernatural and gods. Meeting the goddess of porn and the matron Succubus of the seven hells, Chuck walks his own sex, obscene and adultery, becoming a king of Porn, as a Porn God. Story Short scene: So, doctor, you’re saying that I can never get a “hard-on”-slash– “erection” –slash- “boner”? Doctor: No, no, and a definite no. Doctor, you don’t have to so sure about it, medical miracles happen all the time. Doctor: A desperate creature is always hopeful, but let me dumb it down for you. You have never masturbated or had sex or ever ejaculated in the 40 years of your life. Your sperms crystallized, which turned your balls into rock hard fossils. Your hormonal production went ‘kaput’. By the way, kaput means broken or useless. I know what kaput means! Doctor: Sheesh for a man with crystal balls you are super spunky. As I was saying your entire sex system is ruined. Being suppressed of sexual thoughts or sexual actions for so long, your body forgot all about sex. Your body forgot how to get a hard-on. That’s the end of my counsel and as a sympathy gift for the man with the useless d*ck, I advise you against using the little blue pill aka Viagra. I know that Viagra is a blue pill. Doctor: You know a lot of useless information for a man of your situation. Well keep away from medical stimulation for your broken d*ck, as the most hopeful thing that you can get from any sex medication is high blood pressure and a heart attack, but hey the news channels will have a field day covering the news of you being dead from trying to get a hard-on. Ha-ha-ha-ha. Doctor, I will be leaving… Doctor: Ha-ha-ha-ha, nurse, send the next patient after 5 minutes. I will need some time to laugh. Female voice: Hey don’t beat yourself up over your non-existent sex life. Though miracles are not that common, they do happen! What! Who?! Who just talked to me! Female voice: Don’t look around, silly, you cannot see me unless I allow you to look at me. [Gulp] who are you? Female voice: Me? I’m a Goddess, hehe.

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The meeting of the chief James

The meeting of the chief James Chapter 1 Nothing moved, not even a leaf there wasn’t a sound in the hot. Even the birds and the Insect were quiet. There were big, heavy storm clouds in the sky, far away to the north of the plain moving slowly ,slowly. Safeli Sat on a stone beside a little stream and looked at the distance. Oh the valley! His valley! He began to think about the happiest days when him and his big brother Kamwau had played for hours in the valley. Kamwau knew everything about the trees, the animals and the insects in the valley. Kamwau had taught him lots of things and they knew every tree and stone in every cave that nobody else knew about. They used to sit in the cave and watch the animals and the birds when they came down to the stream to drink.in the hot season, they swam in the cold, cold water of the deepest parts of the stream.when they were tired of swimming, they lay down safeli and kamwau used to be very happy and safeli was sad when Kamwau had left to go to the city to work. He often went down to the valley alone because he was happy to be there. But now everything was different. He could no longer go to his valley. Nobody could go to the valley. About two months ago, things had begun to happen that didn’t usually happen. Strangers had appeared near the village but they had not come into the village Nobody knew who they were or where they lived. The strangers had not spoken to anybody, and then they had disappeared. Nobody had seen them again. Once or twice safeli thought he had heard sounds during the night, but when nobody else spoke about it , thought that was wrong. Then then during the last month there were some accidents in the valley. First, one of the children in the valley Had fallen on the edge of a path and broke his wrist ............(the story still going )

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Hotboy Ac Ma: Ăn Sạch Cô Bé Ngọt Ngào

Mô típ chuyện tình cảm kiểu Lọ Lem và Hoàng Tử đã có rất nhiều. Nhưng mỗi câu chuyện lại có những tình tiết và nút thắt khác nhau, để khi chúng ta đọc câu chuyện vẫn tò mò muốn biết xem tác giả gỡ nút thắt và giải quyết vấn đề ra sao nhằm đi đến cái chốt cuối cùng. Lạc Điềm Tâm - một cô nữ sinh nhỏ nhắn, ưa nhìn đột nhiên được nhận vào học tại học viện Thánh Lợi Á nổi tiếng dành cho các cậu ấm cô chiêu, rồi lại đột nhiên được gửi đến nhà họ Trì, sống với Trì Nguyên Dã, một thiếu gia ác ma, đẹp ma mị mà ngang ngược phách lối. Nhưng rồi tấm lòng lương thiện, sự hồn nhiên, đáng yêu của cô bé Lạc Điềm Tâm đã làm cho trái tim Trì thiếu rung động. Nhưng chuyện tình cảm giữa Điềm Tâm và Nguyên Dã liệu có được diễn ra suôn sẻ, êm đềm. Khi mà Trì Nguyên Dã có bao nhiêu bí mật và nhiều đối tượng vây quanh. Còn Lạc Điềm Tâm cũng chẳng rõ lai lịch và luôn trong vòng vây ghen ghét đố kỵ của những nữ sinh thầm yêu trộm nhớ Trì thiếu cũng như những người xung quanh cô. Liệu tình yêu, tình bạn, tình thân giữa những người xung quanh Lạc Điềm Tâm và Trì Nguyên Dã có được bình yên và vui vẻ. Bạn hãy đọc, thưởng thức Hotboy ác ma để có thể hiểu rõ được những khúc mắc dần dần được hé lộ cùng với hành trình tình yêu của Lọ Lem - Điềm Tâm và ác ma Trì Nguyên Dã nhé!

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