Bro, Really.....

A young man sat unconscious in a room filled with white. His eyes open up to the room. Everything in his field of vision was nothing and white. 'Where am I? Am I dreaming?' He thought he had just gone to bed after re-reading his favorite manga Your Lie in April.

"You are not dreaming." A voice exclaimed coming from the white room.

"Who's there? Who are you?" He asked.

"Well, I am God, my dear and I am terribly sorry that your dead." The voice said. A man appeared from the emptiness. Standing in front of him was a man he knew.

"Jason Momoa? You're God?" He asked.

"No, I look like this because he is handsome. I usually appear like a ball of light or omens like clouds." 'Jason Momoa' said.

"Ok, what am I doing here?" He asked wondering the reason was for all this confusion. Sure, Jason Momoa is hot, however it still doesn't answer the question of why he is here in the first place.

God now in the form of Shaquille O'Neal looked down at him and smiled. "My dear stupid child, I have come to grant you the power to reincarnate into another world. You have earned enough karma to get yourself sent into heaven, but I think it is better for you to go to another world like some of your favorite anime."

He ponders for several moments before asking "Where am I going then?" He already accepted that God wouldn't do him wrong and send him to the land of Boku no Pico, so he wanted to take the offer right away.

God, who has somehow changed his form to Fang from One Punch Man said "You will reincarnate into the world of My Hero Academia. It doesn't matter what you do there and quite frankly I am sending you there as an experiment. To see what a person of your pathetic but lovable nature would do in that setting."

Perplexed and mortified he said "Are you at least giving me a quirk?"

"Well, that's a little bit complicated. You will see what I mean when I send you down there. But long story short, yes you will have a quirk, be warned that the quirk will be very powerful and will have certain restrictions." God explained calmly in a grandfather-like tone.

'Alright, that's a good sign.' He thought very briefly. He expanded on all the possibilities and ways his quirk could be. Preparing himself and gathering his thoughts for a moment, he calmly walked towards God and said "Thank you for giving me another shot and chance to live. I am ready for you, hit me whenever."

"Are you sure? Alright but just know that being hit by God is an honor." God said in a mischievous manner. God had somehow changed his form to a certain person he had seen in a famous but recent event.

'Uh-Oh, me and my big mouth had to say smart shit again huh.' He thinks this clearly as he believes he knows what will happen next.

"Keep my wife's name out of your FUCKING mouth!" As God in the form of the star of the Fresh Prince of Bel Air, slapping the absolute 'living' shit out of him.