CHAPTER 7

[A/N: This chapter is for laughs, when I finished writing I read it again and I said to myself what the fuck did I write, but I leave it like this because I have zero desire to rewrite it. Sorry to those who don't like it]

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After a while Tony came out of the portal unconscious.

"Natasha close the portal" (Liam).

With that, Natasha with Loki's spear pressed him against the Tesseract which stopped the bluish beam and with that the portal closed.

After Liam said that to Natasha, he flew to intercept Tony who was unconscious, grabbed him and took him to the ground and took off his helmet. When he got to the ground the rest of them were already gathered.

"Tony, come on wake up" said Liam as he slapped him.

Seeing that he didn't wake up, the Hulk who was next to him, let out a roar that made Tony wake up.

Tony woke up and looked around and saw that everyone was looking at him.

"What happened, you didn't kiss me did you?" (Tony)

Ignoring Tony's comment, Liam gave him a hand to get up and spoke.

"We won and Hey, I told you to take the missile to the portal, not to mess with it inside" Liam said questioning him.

"Well, what happens is that when I got to the portal, I thought about dropping it, but then I saw a gigantic ship and I thought, I know where to put it" (Tony).

"Well, anyway well done with that the Chitauri army were defeated." (Liam)

"Changing the subject, anyone want to eat shawarma?" (Tony)

Liam was about to answer, but saw Fury speak to him over the intercom.

"Agent Smith, is everyone okay?" (Fury)

"If we're okay, after Tony had the missile hit the mothership all the Chitoris stopped working." Said Liam turning around to see the rest of them walking off to the shawarma store.

"Well Fury I'll leave the rest to you; we're going to eat shawarma." said Liam cutting off.

"Shawa-what." (Fury)

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Upon entering the shawarma store and seeing that people were cleaning up, Tony spoke up.

"Hi, we were fighting some aliens I don't know if you guys saw it, but when we were done, we got hungry and saw your store open." Tony said pointing to a shattered wall.

The owner and the rest looked at Tony and thought 'Someone can be so cheeky'.

Ignoring the stares Tony said.

"Can I have 7 shawarmas please" Tony said turning around and counting how many there were.

They saw that there was a table and they settled on it while Liam thought.

'No one questions why there is only one table and the others are destroyed, it must be fate's doing' (Liam).

As they waited for the shawarma.

"So now we're the avengers" asked Tony.

"Looks like it" (Liam)

""The Avengers?" (Banner who de-transformed and Thor).

"Yes, the mightiest heroes on the planet, it's an initiative that SHIELD formed to counter dangers, like the one we had a few minutes ago." (Liam)

"So now we are a group? the truth is that I have many other duties and I can't be around all the time." (Thor)

"Well not all the time just when there are dangers with the potential to invade or destroy the earth, things like that." (Liam)

"We can also get together once a month to see how we're doing and stuff" (Tony).

"If it's okay with me I could also do with getting together with other people" (Bruce).

With that everyone turned back to Banner and looked at him with condolences.

With that Tony put his hand on Bruce's shoulder and spoke.

"Don't worry I'll be your friend; I'll give you a place to work in my tower." (Tony)

Changing the subject, Thor pointing to Liam asked.

"You, how can a human be so strong?" (Thor).

With this, Natasha and Clint started to shake their heads because they already knew what was coming.

"Well, what happens is that I'm like a Saiyan, every time I fight, I get stronger."

"Saiyan what race is that?" (Thor)

"""Saiyan?""" (Steve, Tony and Bruce)

Before Liam could continue talking Natasha jumped up.

"Don't listen to him, he's going to say stupid things" (Natasha).

"Yeah, better ignore him, I once made the same mistake" said Clint remembering.

At this Liam looked at them and spoke.

"How dare you, let me tell these uneducated people what a Saiyan is" (Liam).

To this Natasha and Clint resigned themselves as they listened to Liam explain to them about Dragon Ball.

"Wait, that's a cartoon that was on TV when I was a teenager" (Tony).

"Anime" said Liam with a serious look on his face.

"How?" (Tony)

"Anime!" said Liam with a louder tone.

Tony was about to speak until he saw Natasha and Clint waving their hand in agreement, to which Tony nodded.

"So, Anime" (Tony).

"Exactly, I have all the seasons on DVD, so I'll be a copy for you guys." (Liam)

Just as he finished speaking, they arrived with the food. When they were eating, Thor asked again.

"So, why are you so strong?" (Thor)

Liam hearing this sighed and told them the truth (lie).

"Well, I don't know either. I realized that as I trained and fought different types of people, I was getting stronger and stronger." (Liam)

"That sounded like a very simple explanation." (Tony)

"Well like I said I have no idea why I'm so strong either" (Liam).

"And they never tried to test you or dissect you and stuff" said Banner recalling unpleasant moments.

"Oh yes, they tried, they did some tests on me which I agreed to, but they didn't find anything. I'm sure they were planning to dissect me, but the question is can they?" (Liam)

With that they all fell silent as they knew the answer and continued eating.

"Now that I taste, it in the picture it looked richer" said Tony talking about the shawarmas.

To which the rest nodded as just by looking at their faces they thought the same thing.

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Somewhere in the Universe where you could see giant rocks that at some point were of a planet was a being with a robe that covered his head and in front of him was a chair that in it sits a Titan.

"Humans are not the wretched cowards we were promised, they are strong, they are rebellious and therefore cannot be ruled." (I can't remember the name)

At this, the Titan stood up, to which his minion ducked his head without daring to look at him. The Titan was about 3 meters long, wearing a golden armor with a helmet of the same color that only let you see his purple face, he turned to his minion and smiled. (For those who are half lost, this is Thanos).

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