Cultivating god is unfair...

Honestly I'm shocked that you all reached 15 reviews.

Who'd have known that instead of yelling at you all for a whole month like a lunatic on drugs, I could've just blackmailed you instead.

STill, I'll keep my word.

Back to usual updates....for now

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"What's happening kid?" Tony asked me after the ship stabilized itself. He was still peeved about letting a kid like me on such a dangerous mission, but relented after seeing my ship.

"Well the man tearing my ship apart at the moment seems to be controlling lightning, so I'll take a wild guess and say that it's Thor."

"Thor! As in the God of thunder!?" Captain America asked in astonishment at my response.

"Well we have Loki in custody, so Thor getting here isn't that much of a stretch of reason…

"Get us close to the ground Veritas." I ordered before activating kill mode on my suit.

The once blue suit clinging to my body took on a dark red color as the heat from three Arc reactors lighted up.

I didn't waste to chatter with my future teammates and flew off with Thor after tackling him midair.

"The fuck?..." My voice broke a little as I felt his hammer hitting my back. The nanites around my back compressed to offset the force but it didn't stop the crash.

*BOOM!*

I blew through the trees while holding Thor's hair to drag him along and landed in a small clearing. The blondie looked at me in shock and was about to speak but I didn't give him the chance…

"Clench your teeth." I said before throwing out a straight, which he dodged with ease…

"Knew that." I turned around to perform a back kick with a little spin added, this time not holding back.

The speed of my kick cut through the air and landed cleanly on his side.

"No wonder cultivators always hide their strength…"

"You…are a strong mortal!" He cheered like a child getting his first toy, after getting himself out of the file of rocks he flew into.

"Are you a cultivator too?" I knew he'd be strong, but to think he'd just brush of a full powered kick and come out unharmed…

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"Is that all you have to offer mortal?" Thor yelled out after spreading his arms wide, wielding his hammer. The lightning dancing across his fingertips made a mesmerizing sight.

"Woah….." I replied in a monotone voice before kicking him square in the chest.

"I was skeptical of it, but you really are a moron aren't you. Leaving yourself wide open…"

His breath gave out as he flew a few meters before repositioning himself.

"HAVE A TASTE OF THIS THEN!" He yelled before swinging his hammer down.

*CZZZZZ!*BOOM!*

And just as you'd expect from the mythical being, a bolt of lightning rained down on me.

It may seem pretty harmless form an audience perspective, but to dodge lightning which is faster than sound and 50,000 degrees Fahrenheit, I'd need more than just enhanced senses.

'Magic, really is the anti-thesis of science' I cursed inwardly before extending my arm, firing a web shooter at the nearby tree to get away from the Blondie who was coming down at me from above with his weird hammer.

"CEASE YOU TRICKERY!" He yelled in frustration after missing his shot.

"…No."

The suit was already pretty battered down after getting a healthy dose of thunder. If I had not absorbed some if the power, I could've been fried under my armor.

[I cannot predict his thunder, sir. There are no clouds forming, it is just appearing out of thin air]

'Accelerate'

[Confrimed]

The world slowed down a little and this time I was able to follow his movements easier.

I dodged the hammer swung at me by sidestepping and delivered an uppercut.

"GOT YOU!"

He took the punch head on and caught my arm to deliver his next swing, this time more powerful than before.

"Nope" I said before blasting him with compressed air using my vision.

It served no harm to the opponent, but did help in various situations.

"Fuck you!" I said before creating a vacuum of air near him causing him to be sucked in.

Of course, the pull generated by that was not enough to stop a God, but it did lift him above his feet for a few seconds.

…And those few seconds were all I needed.

*Tsss!

I fired my web shooters at his feet and pulled to bring them up.

"WOAH! THIS IS FUN!"

I ignored his rants and leapt towards him as fast as I could before spinning around him to tie him up.

[The webs will not hold him down sir]

"I know."

The few seconds I bought with this maneuver were enough for me to rush towards him and knee him on the face.

*CRACK!*

The familiar sweet crunch reverberated followed by a deafening silence.

"Not bad…. But can you handle this?"

"I don't need to."

"He's right." Another voice came from behind me.

Turning around, I saw Ironman and Captain America standing side by side, ready to strike at any moment.

"…How about we talk first?" Captain spoke to break the standoff between us and approached Thor with a passive-aggressive smile plastered on his face.

"THERE IS NO NEED FOR DISCUSSION! I HAVE COME TO TAKE MY BROTHER!"

"See now that could be a problem, he caused a lot of problems in our city, don't you think it is right for him to pay for his…sins?"

"He is a God from Asgard and he shall not be judged by the likes of you. He will be punished for his sins in Asgard, I can assure you that."

"…How about you postpone that and let us fix the mess he caused before going your way? It won't hurt to be a little late." Tony suggested after putting his blasters down.

"….Are all mortals as strong as you are?" Thor turned around to ask me.

"No, but some are."

"Fine then. Take me to you castle!"

With those final words, we set off back to SHIELD.

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"Tell me why agent Romanoff. Why. The Fuck. Were you having a staring competition with a fifteen year old?" Nick Fury asked with his eyes displaying shock.

He was man of few words, but today's events were too much for the old director.

Although he still seemed emotionless. Those who had spent a few years with him, knew how frustrated he felt at the moment.

Aliens, Bomb, Portal, Alien'd brother, Magical powers…. And lastly her agents…

"… Sir,I was trying to take pictures of his ship while he was off guard."

"And how did that beautiful plan of yours play out?"

"…They got deleted."

"Please tell me you found something on him….even the cookie crumbs will do…"

"I managed to see a small engraving of Hammer Tech on his ship's monitors….it's possible that either he's getting tech from the, or he's stealing materials form them."

The comment made Nicks eye widen a few centimeters as he spoke.

"We'll run a thorough search on Justin Hammer after we're through this mess…" He replied before ordering a cup of coffee.

"How're they doing right now?"

"The Captain and Tony seem to be at odds with each other while Banner is complaining about being dragged here. Andrew is….the same as always.

….For the first time, Nick had to hold out a groan from leaking out.

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"Oh…no no no no, ythis is a big mistake. You should've never brought me here." The green doctor, aka Hulk spoke in a sing song rhythm stopping the two grown men to stop bickering and focus on him.

"If I lose control, then everyone is going to die…t-this was a mistake. I should've never gotten on the ship…" He stepped back while saying so.

"Well you already got on the ship, so cope with it." I broke the dramatic tension between them causing him to look at me with wide eyes…

"You…you're a kid. What are you doing here?"

"… Okay, I can't deal with this again, you take the lead here captain." I said before moving towards the scepter, leaving the three earthlings to solve their problems….plus a blonde god who was a drinking an unhealthy amount of beer.

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Who wins?

Goku, saitama or the red ranger