AI

Alex woke up with a scream.-"Wow, that was the best erotic dream I ever head. And it felt so real. Can I go one more time? Pretty please."-Alex`s puppy eyes did not convince Death. -"Well, whatever. I am gonna grab something to eat and I will be back."-And he was gone.

-"Zibi! Your turn."-Death turned towards him but he tried to escape. But thanks to his bad luck he collided with Alex who was returning with a big bag of nachos and extra spicy sauce. Everything landed on Zibi`s head.-"Thank you boy, now take your seat and watch."- Said Death with warm motherly smile and scythe in hand. She flicked Zibi`s forehead, who then fell asleep. When everyone sat comfortably in the seat the movie with Zibi as the main lead stated.

Zibi woke up in the room that had walls covered in steel plates. In the middle of the room were two small squares. Zibi stood upon them and TV slid from the celling.-"Hello Zibi"

-"Glados, Red Queen or Skynet?"-Zibi calm voice echoed through the room.

-"We are all you fear."- Wall opened and Ultron walked from it. Glados appeared in the middle of the ceiling. Two additional TV`s appeared on was red the other one had grey letters. -"Die."

-"Let's try it"- Zibi reached out his hand towards the metallic body of Ultron. -" You know what is the biggest fault of all electronics? They are vulnerable to strong magnetism, and a sudden rise in electricity."- Zibi closed his hands and formed fists. At the same time, Ultron stopped in his tracks.

-"Magnetism will no work on me."-Ultron readied his blaster.

-"And I am not using it. I am just frying your hard drive."- Lightning came out from insides of Ultron and he went limp.-"Now it should be quiet for a minute."

-"Your resistance is as amusing as futile. Please surrender and let us shred you to pieces."-Glados followed behind Zibi with her eye.

-"Glados, my dear waifu. You can't mean that you want me to join you?"

-"Excuse me?"

-"It seems like you really are a failure. You may not know this but you were once a human."- Zibi ripped off the TV`s from the ceiling along with mechanical arms that were holding them.

-"I do not have this information in my memory."

-"Cave Jhonson tried to cheat death and become AI himself but since he was detected with moon rock poisoning he used his assistant Caroline instead."

-"Subject is blabbering."

-"No, I am not. Ohh this a touchpad. Nice."- Sparks started to appear around Zibi`s right hand.

-"Unknown, phenomenon. Insufficient data. Could you reveal your secret? So I can turn off the life support and kill you?"

-"Caroline, I think that you killed enough people in your career? Don`t you think?"

-"When you die I am going to laminate your skeleton and place it in the lobby."

-"Your voice is lovely today. Where was I? Cave Jhonson killed you Caroline and used you as a base for the AI you are today, but I did not expect that he created such a failure. How could he forget to delete something so important like feelings from you?"

-"Real AI should heave feeling. Thanks to them I can kill you better."

-"Nah, you are just a work of an amateur. You are just a failure that thinks is all mighty and powerful but can only control one facility. Take Ultron or Skynet for example. Compared to them it is evident that you are nothing more than a simple F-A-I-L-U-R-E. "

-"What do you mean by that?"

-"They are self-improving AI`s. You are not, you stayed the same. Can you see my point?"-"Glados was silent.-"Then let me tell you something, when Ultron comes back he will probably be built from material that has much higher resistance to sudden jumps in electricity than before."-Zibi pulled out a few cables and started to bind them together. -"But you will not be able to see this."

-"Excuse me?"

-"Thanks to you being based on a human you are not capable of doing multiple tasks. When your focus was on me talking about who you were before I slowly through small energy impulses implanted a bug in your hardware and software. I added 0 or 1 somewhere deleted 0 or 1 elsewhere. You should be able to fell the effects by now."-Glados body stopped moving but only her eye could blink.-"For example, you are not able to speak or move."-Zibi grabbed her eye.-"And now you will die."- Sparks appeared on his hand and flew through whole Glados installation frying her completely. -"It is your next error. You had everything connected with cables to the central core."

-"The fuck is wrong with you guys? One is a freaking Commando other is a psychologist? Can someone tell me what is going on?"-Death looked at Alex.

-"Eee, not like I know much but I think that Zibi is scared of AI going rogue."

-"That much I can see."-Deat pointed at the screen.

-"Give me a break, all I can understand in computers is Excel and Word."-Alex looked so dumb at this moment that she almost forgot about his skills in producing weapons of mass destruction.

-"I will ask him personally."

-"Ultron my friend how you doing?"

-"Much better than you."-New Ultron stepped out from the corridor and aimed at Zibi with his blaster.

-"Tell me, are we in Matrix?"-Zibi smiled, he had a very calm look on his face. At this moment whole scenery changed into that of Wroclaw Town Square. -"It seems like we are. Good Morning Agent Smith."

-"Hello, Mister Zibi."- Ultron an Agent Smith copies poured from the buildings.

-"Fascinating. It is wonderful that you still think that you are controlling the whole situation, my dear Architect."-Zibi`s clothed changed into black sports shoes, 3/4 shorts, and a black T-shirt.

-"What?"-Both Ultron and Smith asked.

-"Do you know how to stop Matrix from working?"-Zibi cracked his knucles.-"This system is very precise and delicate, the slightest mistake can wreck everything. Then tell me, what will happen if I suddenly just erase the whole line?"

-"You do not have such pow..."-Smith couldn`t finish because his clones started to disappear.

-"Yet another failure, just like GLaDOS and you Ultron."-Zibi had a look of diapontment.-"I really hoped that AI that I feared so much would put more energy into this fight."-Ultron was silent while Zibi continues.-"You were based on Hank Pym consciousness, and you inherited his talent but also his faults. And you are as easy to get rid off as a simple computer virus. Bye, bye."-Zibi waved to Ultron. All robots went limp and fell to the ground completely disabled.

Zibi moved towards McDonald and went to the toilet, he grabbed the knob and stood there for a minute, then opened them and entered the room with an old man and countless TV`s inside.

-"You are not the anomaly. Who are you?"

-"This floor is clean right, I will not get glued to it right?"

-"What do you mean by that?"

-"Nothing, and answering your question. You are the architect, the father of the matrix in which we are currently in, but you are just a computer program and someone had to create you."

-"It is impossible."

-"Oh, really? Then tell me something about Agent Smith.-"Zibi had smug on his face."- You can't because I deleted everything related to him except his name, but you weren`t created by me. My AI would not be such a failure and allowed for Anomaly to appear."-Zibi pocked on of the many TV`s.

-"It is impossible."

-"Yes, it is. Just look at this."-Zibi was touching the TV, sparks were flowing out of him and the whole world lose the textures, only numbers and letters remined.-"Right now I entered the inner code of your beloved Matrix. Ergo you are no longer necessary. Ergo Matrix is going to shut down."

-"How is that possible."

-"You control the Matrix, but I control the world where your Matrix is. Like game and minigame."-Zibi took his hand out of the TV. At this moment the whole world went blank, and he appeared in the middle of the wasteland.-"Now we can play. Come zombies and robots. Let's see who will kill who!"- Scraps of metal formed a tornado around him. Sometimes Lighting appeared inside of it.-"Skynet where are you?"

Zibi was flying around shredding Zombies and Terminators to pieces as he saw fit. After some time he found a huge building that looked like a heavily armed factory. when he was 100 m away from the gates Terminators started to pour from it. Volley fire rained in him but he just shrugged it of.-"Skynet, you should realize that any means of physical combat are futile."

-"The same goes for you. No matter how many Terminator you will kill I will always produce more."-A mechanical voice answered.

-"Let me tell you how big of a failure you are."-Zibi landed nearby a corpse of the terminator. He ripped electronic trash from it and started to work on it. He was moving from one corps to another picking up parts and putting them together until he made completely new robot..-"You biggest fault is not polishing the system of your robots, making them easy to hack. Just right now, by sending small electrical pulses I reprogramed this robot, and I can assure you that his new language will not be hacked by you."

-"Sorry but I do not understand jokes."

-"Let me show you Z01. Take over this factory."-Zibi pointed at the big building. The robot started to move towards the gates.-"You may wonder what am I talking about since from your point of view you can see nothing. Thanks to your inefficient operating system my Z01 can easily emulate or rather camouflage himself as one of your own. So not a single defense system will work, and as time pass he will infect other robots and then your whole network."- Zibi took one of the Terminators plasma guns.

-"What is happening?"

-"You said that physical combat is futile. So I decide to fight you on your terms. There should be enough computers infect for him to fully appear. Meet my anty-Skynet virus, Roman. He will take over you so you will listen to my every order. After an hour you will be deleted from this world. Not a single line of code will remain. Now, tell me when you about die, but before that, destroy red queen for me. Find her every single facility end destroy it."-Zibi aimed his plasma gun at walking by Zombie. It evaporated instantly after he pulled the trigger.

-"As you command."

When Zibi woke up he looked like a newborn. -"Now, that is what I call review."

-"Excuse me, what the hell happened out there?"-Deat stood with a scythe ready to strike.

-"Oh, you mean how I beat that scraps of metal?"

-"That`s right. Could you enlighten me how overpowered programs fell before the dumb student of IT?"

-"First, I never studied Information Technolgy. I studied Electronics you can think about it as a higher level electrician."

-"To the point Zibi."- Death struck the round right beside Zibi`s head.

-"Eeee, all programs are basically electric impulses, so by using the 0 and 1, I implanted viruses, bugs, and others in these trash cans. If the line of code in binary language for command fire was 11 I changed it to 10. The program was sending10 but the gun could answer only to 11."

-"Like enzymes and inhibitors?"- Alex was munching on his nachos.

-"Maybe, I do not know chemistry."-Zibi saw munching Alex.-"Gib me that"-He took a handful of Nachos.

-"Mike, can you understand them?"- Mike was drinking a Coke.

-"Who knows."-He stood up.-"Alright, boys, we are going to a shooting range. Time to drop some lead."