Fear

-"Pillaging and plundering are so underrated, don`t you think"-Alex said when they appeared in a garage.

-"Nah, did better things."

-"Have you finished your happy talk?"-Mike was standing before them in not so good mood.-"Tell me what should I do with you?"

-"We do not know."-They sed in unison.

-"Then explain how did you end in that situation"

-"We wanted to slay a dragon, then check how it would taste. The rest you probably know?"-Alex said while poking the snots from his nose.

-"Can you be little more serious? Just now you two killed 798 people, not counting these kids. I think you should be more depressed."- Mike walked towards Alex and gazed into his eyes.

-"Do not take me wrong, I was depressed when I saw them, later I only felt anger, and yes I still fell angry. So let me go, I am going to train."- He walked past Mike and disappeared behind the doors.

-"He just needs some time, he always acts tough. Maybe later he will open up."-Zibi walked towards chest and regals and took off his equipment.

-"Then what about you?"- Mike looked at the armor that Zibi took off and admired it.

-"I do not know, but from my point of view, I think we did the right thing."- Zibi looked at the ceiling for a second and smiled.-"Let's say we choose a lesser evil."

Inside the sports hall, Alex was lifting a log to the sound of heavy metal music. With every repetition, he was screaming. He was doing that for a few hours until with the last repetition he finally lifted that log above his head on smashed it to the ground with full force. -"Fuck yeah, this is what I call a workout!"

-"Are you feeling better now?"-GOD sat on one of the audience seats.-"Do you want to tell me something?"

-"No."

GOD nodded.- "If you need some help, call me anytime. I will do what I can to help you."- Delicate light enveloped GOD, after a second he was gone.

Next day the duo started with a healthy dose of Russian Medicine. When they finished they looked like Zombies. Mike`s training regime always made them that tired. No matter how they grew. After dinner, Mike materialized for them new training place. -"Welcome back. Today we will start a new kind of training. Sis if you could?"

Death emerged from the shadows.-"With pleasure."- This time she looked like Bayonetta with a sickle.-"Boys, while serving our Dad you will meet with all kinds of gruesome things. My job is to make you immune to them."

-"So we just need to get used to them?"- They said.

-"Exactly, to do this you need to know and conquer your deepest fear."

-"No, no, no. You won't put me in that coffin again!"- Alex started to run but Death was faster and caught him by the nape.

-"We have our first volunteer."-She said with very sexy voice.-"Do not worry it won't be pleasant."-She whispered to Alex who tried to free himself while spitting curses left and right but Death snow-white hand was like a vice. She just smiled and flicked his forehead making him fall unconscious.-"Goodnight."-Alex went limp and lay on the floor. -"Let's see what he fears, kay?"-Whole sports hall changed into cinema. There were popcorn, nachos, and many others. The walk to the VIP room and started the show.

On the screen they saw sleeping Alex, when they finally became comfortable in their seats he woke up. He had a very impressive amount of curses. He was cursing for 5 minutes straight and not a single one word was repeated.

-"Alex, you will now face your fears. You have to defeat, conquer them. Whatever you want. This is a dream so everything is possible."

-"Wait, what?"- He was dumbstruck.

-"Right behind you."- Deah smiled and leaned backward.

Behind Alex was Buka. -"Why the fuck it is so cold here?"- He looked around and he noticed that his surrounding changed into the dark forest. Moon was absent so he could see nothing. He took a step back and touched something smooth and cold with his back. He looked up, and he saw it. Three meters tall round monster. Extremely loud girlish scream like from a horror movie and one second later Alex was running through the forest. After a while, he a lea which looked very peaceful. It heads on big oak in the center of it. Moon finally appeared and it`s light shined at the base of that Oak. He saw there a giant hole in t bark. When he noticed it that hole started to shine in a red light and

Slenderman appeared out of darkness. He was standing in the front of that hole. -"No fucking way."- He started to run away but Buka and Slanderman were always in his sight. Thanks to Mike`s training he had very good endurance but somehow he tripped and started to breathe heavily. GHe fell into a swamp and started to drown. He spotted a log near him and tried to grab it, but it was a giant snail that slithered out of his grasp. Then something destroyed the calmness of the swap. Something was moving around him. Tree around him started to move and pulled him out of the swamp. They put him on the ground and looked at him. Their big mouth could swallow him whole. -"Fuck this shit I am out!"-He could barely walk, his left leg seemed to be injured.

-"ALEX, you have to fight your fears or they will become more powerful and they will appear in even bigger numbers."-Deat spoke to Alex on screen.

-"Fuck you! How am I suppose to do this?"

-"It is just a dream everything is possible, and these are only superficial fears. Not the real ones."

-"Dream you say?"- Alex stopped tried to calm his breath.-"Everything is possible and this is inside my head?"

-"That's right."- Death for some reason became serious.

Alex closed his eyes, a wicked smile appeared on his face.-"They shall be my finest warriors,"-Ax appeared in his hand-"these men who give themselves to me."-He grabbed it with his right hand and checked it`s weight.-" Like clay, I shall mold them and in the furnace of war forge them."-He tried to swing it with one hand"- They will be of iron will and steely muscle."-He tried to swing it with two hands-" In great armor shall I clad them and with the mightiest guns will they be armed."- Gas mask materialized on his face.-" They will be untouched by plague or disease, no sickness will blight them."- Trees started to move around him.-"They will have tactics, strategies, and machines such that no foe can best them in battle."-Something clicked and exploded-" They are my bulwark against the Terror."-Flamethrower fell from the sky-" They are the Defenders of Humanity."-Right after flamethrower, fully loaded MG42 fell from the tree.-" They are my Space Marines and they shall know no fear!"

-"Well, I did not expect that."-Mike looked in amazement at Alex who right now was unleashing the combined power of German technology.

-"Come to uncle! Uncle will rip your heads off"- First he burned that cursed trees.-"You think I do not know what I fear! Take that you dumb shit!"- Everything near that swamp turned to ashes. -"Where the fuck is that dumpling and spaghetti"-Alex started to search for Buka nad Slanderman. He was looking for them for an hour until he found the road, at end of it he saw a big mansion near the mysterious lake. He looked at it and smiled. In the attack of the mansion in the window, he saw Rake`s head.-"Interesting, I wonder what will happen if I imagine..."- He couldn`t finish because something run over him. When he got up he spotted old rusty truck from Jeeper Creeper.-"I totally forgot about you."-Jeeper left his truck and walked towards Alex with Giant War Ax in his hand.-"I thought you would be bigger."-Alex smiled.-"There is a phrase: If one gun is not enough. Use more guns."-MG42 started to change. It changed into Saiga 12, but it was slightly different. It had 30mm rounds that were normally used for GAU 8A Avenger. Six 30mm AP rounds from depleted uranium in a mag. -"Let's see if you can take this."- Jeeper smiled and prepared his Ax to chop off Alex`s head. Alex depleted his mag in 5 seconds, every bullet pierced the Jeeper skin and blasted a hole in him. -"Ouch, forgot to tell you, every bullet had carved cross and was bathing in H2O H for a week. Now tell me, does it hurt?"- Jeeper did not respond. Alex slowly walked towards him. -"Because of you, I was scared of the police station. I think I should repay you for this"- M9 Bayonette appeared in his hand.-"Tell me how does it feel to be on the receiving end?"- He ripped off the Jeeper face, then hid it in a pocket and reloaded his shotgun. Jeeper head was splashed like a potato. -"Noob."

Death started in shock at the screen. -" What the hell? He had to fight his fears not slaughter them!"

-"You did not describe to him how he should do this in a proper way, and since his fear comes mostly from some kind of childhood trauma or horror film so he is just blasting this monster with the power of imagination."-Zibi described with calm expresion.-"Actually, I think I would do the same. Well maybe without that whole praying to the God Emperor."

-"That does not explain his violent tendencies."-Death pointed at the screen when Alex was just about to enter that Mansion in the Woods, but he stopped just before he touched the doorknob. -"What is he doing?

Alex was looking at the door and counted all his fears that could appear in that mansion-"Rake, Snails, Slander, Poltergeist, Ghost, Leatherface. That is all I remember, hmm, there should be something else. Fuck it!"-He aimed his Saiga at the doors and fired the whole mag through it. When doors fell apart he saw a red balloon at the end of the corridor.-"Pennywise! I knew I forgot something, so it was you?"-He said while reloading his gun.

-"Hello boy, would you like to play?"- Pennywise yellow eyes could be easily seen in the darkness.

-"Why not, just give me a second."- Alex materialized something in his hand.-"Catch it!"

-"What is that"-Clown caught a metallic bottle

-"Mix of Oxygen and Hydrogen 2:1."-Alex aimed his shotgun and flamethrower at Pennywise.-"Let me show you what it can do."-Shell raptured the tank while flames ignited hydrogen. Usually, it should be just a small Pick, but since that bottle contained highly pressurized mix it blew Clown to bits.-"Did you like it"

-"You!"-Pennywise was angry and started to transform into some kind of gruesome monster

-"I got more!"-Alex took out graned this time.

Death watched everything and could not believe her own eyes while Mike was laughing, he could barely sit in one place. Zibi watched in silence and observed his friend who currently was killing his fears too.

After finishing Pennywise by inflating him with helium Alex started to work methodically. First, he went to the attic to search for Rake, and since he knew where his enemy probably is it wasn`t hard for him to ambush unfortunate monster. Rake too wanted to ambush Alex at the moment he would enter the attic but Alex did not even plan to open the doors.-"Time to get rid of unwanted locators."- Alex now clad in OP-1 Scafander materialized giant pipe and connected it to a gigantic tank of Mustard Gas.-"Experiment No.1. Effect of Mustard Gas on Unknow Land Creature Codename Rake. Beginning phase 1. Releasing 10 m^3 of Mustard Gas into an attic inhabited by Rake."- He turned the knob.

Rake died in pain. His wails were loud and indicated the success of Alex experiment. When they ended he just entered the attic and searched for the body. Even if Rake somehow survived Alex checked for the pulse and blow his head to bits.

Mike stopped laughing-"I did not expect that? Where did he learn how to make Mustard Gas? Terrorist school?

-"Nope, he has a degree in chemistry, figuring out production method did not took him an hour when we were still alive."

-"Isn`t it against the law?

-"Do not worry we utilized it."

-"Good. Wait, how did you utilize it?"-Mike had worried look on his face.

-"He put it into the box, printed a skull on it, made a big poster with big letters that explained what is inside and that he is sorry but he made it by mistake and put it right before the entrance to the military base with Saper squad in it. So do not worry. What did you expect from us? That we will bury it somewhere in a park in Berlin?"-Zibi started to laugh while Mike took out his phone and called someone.

Alex at the same time was searching through the Mansion and killing every living and not living thing. He had the biggest problem with Freedy, but when he took a with of laughing gas Free just popped up like a balloon. Poltergeist ended in the microwave, he burned snails in a furnace, Salanderman was eaten because it looked like a noddle, the ghost was mixed with sugar and made into a cotton candy, but most miserable was probably Leatherface. Alex overpowered him in a pure physical fight and showed his chainsaw up his ass. Guts were flying everywhere. The last one was Bloody Merry. Alex decided to take a piss and went to the toilet, but since he couldn`t find working toilet seat he just used a sink. When he was relieving himself from the accumulated stress he closed his eyes, and at this moment Bloody Mery appeared in the mirror. She was a busty redhead girl in a red dress with a cleavage. When Alex finally noticed her, he couldn`t help but raise his attention. But Merry did something unexpected, she looked at Alex jewels and started to laugh. -"Boy, do not know who told you this but size really does matter."

Alex turned red, then blue. Finally, he took a deep breath.-" Size does not matter if you have other skills."- He quickly pulled her out of the mirror and presented his skills. They finished int he morning, Mary went limp and Alex lighted up a cigarette.

-"Mike? How will you comment this last battle?"

-"I think that he conquered the biggest fear of every man."-Mike scratched his chin.