10 Bulma Doesn't Want Boyfriend

Merry Christmas guys.

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After fulfilling the contract by making the Turtle Hermit, Master Roshi grope 'Bulma' boobs, who was actually Oolong, Chi-Chi and Goku swore a promise that Goku would take her bride.

Waiting for the two to be done and silently celebrating them, with some 'jealous,' Team Dragon finally bid farewell to the Ox King and rode their vehicle to move the city.

Although the Dragon Ball Radar pointed upward, indicating they should proceed northwest, Bulma suggested they go to the nearby village to replenish their necessity.

The Team Dragon went on their Yamcha, Puar, and Bulma went on their own way after arriving at the town.

Meanwhile, Goku and Noil stayed at the spot.

"Goku, it's great timing, I'll give you my first lesson, come up here, it's dangerous," Noil called Goku from above.

Looking up, Goku flew up with Nimbus, "what are we doing up here?"

"We're training your control for Kamehameha. I will send out a ki that stays in motion so hit it with your Kamehameha," Noil spread his palm only to send out a solid ki.

"That seems interesting!" Goku was into Noil's proposal.

"Kame..ha...me..-" Just as the gathered ki in Goku's palm was about to be fired, it was canceled by a high-pitched call.

"Noil, Goku!! Come down here and beat up these bad guys!" Bulma shouted.

*Bang*

Along with Bulma's call for help, a gunshot was heard.

Contrary to one's expectation for Bulma's forehead to open a hole, Bulma's position was moved to an exactly different position, and one could suddenly find Noil holding her safely.

"That's good timing. Goku, let's make these guys your target practice. Don't worry, I'll block them with Ki Barrier so that they won't die, barely," Noil released Bulma who suddenly quietened as he continued with his lesson.

"Heh, Kamehameha!" the little prodigy launched his ki to the two then bent it by moving his hand, hitting the two in one launch.

"This is nuts, he's too strong... we have to call our master," after being launched off by Kamehameha and comically not dying, one of the two thugs brought his phone and called someone.

Soon, after the call, the nearby citizens began running off as if an earthquake of six magnitudes was foretold to arrive.

It didn't take for the master who was called to arrive, the one who arrived was a literal humanoid rabbit who wears Chinese clothes with 'Rabbit' Kanji in the middle of the design.

"Hoyo~!" the rabbit leaped to Bulma

"Young lady, care for a handshake," the rabbit extended his arm to Bulma who was still.

Meanwhile, Yamcha finally went back from buying his necessity as he spotted the rabbit.

"No Bulma! Don't touch his hand!" Thereby, Yamcha warned her but it was too late as Bulma slapped the hand of such rabbit.

"Bleh, there's no way a babe like me would shake hands with stinky rabbits!" Bulma regained her attitude but Noil couldn't care about it.

"Yamcha! You've done it! You became a better version of yourself and managed to call a girl by their name!" Noil was genuinely happy to see his disciple (kidnapped) grow up.

As soon as Noil speak, Bulma turned into a carrot, and briefly analyzing it, he figured out how it worked as he gently launched a Super(Godly) Ki wave, dissolving the transformation.

Noil patted Bulma's head, reassuring the children, and took a nap while levitating as he had full trust that Goku and Yamcha could beat the rabbit.

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It was night and the Team Dragon arrived at a completely different place.

'I suppose, they beat the rabbit man,' Noil thought calmly.

Noil wasn't afraid to take a nap mid-adventure because his body will unconsciously do everything he want without his brain commanding.

So if he wanted it, even if he was sleeping, he'll follow the Team Dragon. At the same time, it was also impossible to kill him mid-sleep.

First, there's no weapon on Earth potent enough to kill him. Second, there's no being in the Solar System capable of harming him.

"You idiot!!" Bulma smacked Noil.

'How did her attack connect!?' Noil thought widening his eyes. This little girl bypassed the technique that enable him to dodge anything without thinking.

"What's the matter?" Noil asked expressionlessly.

"While you were sleeping, the Dragon Balls were stolen by a fricking dog riding in a machine!" Just as Bulma finished complaining at Noil's ridiculous manner, Goku who flew by Nimbus Cloud to search for the thief came back.

The result was Goku who lacked the machine knowledge, came back seeing the robot wasn't moving, empty-handedly.

"Fine, I'll do it myself, I'll be waiting for you guys," Noil said to everyone before disappearing by moving at great speed.

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"Give it up, Pilaf," Noil who arrived at the place after sensing the Ki of three people, said revealing himself.

"What?... Who are you!" Pilaf was shocked to suddenly find a person at his castle.

"Ah, Pilaf-sama it's him! He's the guy that was levitating when I took the dragon ball from the kids!" the dog-man who stole the dragon ball, Shu said panicking to the king.

"Noil. Pilaf, you're not a fit person to dominate the world," Noil advised Pilaf after listening to what Pilaf would wish.

"You don't know if you won't try...!" Pilaf then clicked the button near him as a bunch of machinery tools to trap the invader appeared, trying to capture Noil.

"Pilaf-sama," another person from Pilaf Gang, Mai called out to Pilaf as she redied her bazooka.

"Do it!" Pilaf shouted panicking seeing how easily Noil dodges the machines of his creation.

With Pilaf's call as the signal, Mai fired off her bazooka near Noil's landing and it exploded. Then, from a Hoi Poi Capsule, an airship appeared as the three zoomed out.

"Let's end the journey here," from beyond the smoke caused by the bazooka, Noil muttered to himself as he grabbed the air.

In the next instance, the space in front of him began being stretched and akin to the gel being pulled down, it became twisted and messy.

Albeit the fair range between Noil and Pilaf's airship, as if Noil turned giant an invisible force prevented the airship from moving any further no matter how much fuel was burnt, and they were dragged to land in the end.

*Boom*

The incredible force to accelerate was forced to stop by the immovable force, the engine overheated and exploded, launching the Pilaf Gangs to god knows where.

'They're surprisingly tough,' thought Noil as he confirmed their lives.

Noil waved his hand cooly to the approaching Team Dragon. Goku, Bulma, Yamcha, Puar, and Oolong, everyone was there, and the farewell was soon.

"Noil! You've gathered the 7 dragon balls!?" Bulma was overjoyed that her wish are about to be granted.

"Th-then... let's summon the Shenlong," said Yamcha.

"Before that, what do you guys wish for?" Noil asked the group.

"A panties of a beautiful lady!" Oolong said.

"A boyfriend!" Bulma said, wavering.

"To remove my fear of girls!" Yamcha said.

"Here," Noil gave Oolong Bulma's panties.

"WHERE DID YOU TAKE THAT FROM!?" Bulma shouted angrily.

"Yamcha, look at Bulma. Does she terrifies you?" Noil pointed at Bulma as he asked Yamcha.

"Honestly, yeah... she looks like a devil," Yamcha said afraid.

"If she only terrifies you, then that's good. You'll be fine with a regular girl," Noil low-key dissed Bulma.

"Who's terrifying? Hey, by the way, I haven't forgotten about the stolen panties," Bulma said angrily.

"Goku, you don't have any wishes?" Noil asked Goku.

"Me? Haha, I think I don't have any," Goku laughed innocently.

"I knew it you would say that coming from you... come here," Noil calmly laughed at Goku's response before calling him.

"Huh? What is it?" Goku curiously came to Noil's side.

Noil then placed his hand atop Goku's head, releasing his Super(Godly) Ki with Goku's as the Super Ki slowly infuse with Goku's Ki.

"Anyone here wanna be Bulma's boyfriend?" Noil then asked everyone.

Oolong raised his hand but Bulma rejected him.

"What are you asking everyone here, let's just hope for it to Shenlong! Come forth, Shenlong! Grant my wish!" Bulma called for Shenlong embarrassedly.

With Bulma's calls, the sky darkened as a huge green dragon with a long body manifested from the dragon balls.

"That's true," Noil agreed with Bulma.

[Reflects upon your desires, as I shall grant you a one wish.]

Seeing the huge dragon that levitated in the air, Noil wasn't much surprised. At best, he was curious how this dragon was going to grant their wish.

"Ah, wait. can we change the wish to a lifetime of strawber-" Bulma hesitated at the last moment but she was too late to stop Noil.

"Shenlong, bring this girl, Bulma's boyfriend here," Noil shouted to Shenlong.

[...The Bulma you pointed out has no boyfriend.]

Shenlong's eyes remained unchanged as the wish was refused.

"That's true," Noil pondered to himself.

"Yeah right! On second thought, I don't want a boyfriend! Can we change it to a lifetime supply of stra-" Once again, Bulma's sentence was ignored by the plot.

"Then just bring her future lover here," after pondering for a while, Noil came up with a genius wish.

[...] Shenlong hovered motionlessly for a while.

[That is an easy wish.]

Shenlong's eyes glowed in red.

'Wait wait wait wait! If Noil disappeared and reappeared, won't that mean... kyaaa,' Bulma held her cheek excitedly.

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On a certain planet, the young man was washing his body after a long time of fighting with his life at stake.

Feeling a mysterious force, surrounding his body, he tried to guard himself but he was too late as he was brought in by this mysterious force, across multiple planets and multiple galaxies.

"Oi, Vegeta, you're taking kinda long... Vegeta!?" his accompany, Nappa called 'Vegeta' in futile.

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"Are you kidding me!? Me? With this kid, would develop to a certain extent!?" Bulma shouted as she pointed to the evil-looking youngsters.

"Congratulation Bulma," Noil celebrated her.

"Tch, if I had the scouter, I could have figured out where this is and who they are," Vegeta said to himself angrily before taking notice of a certain person who carries the same tail as him.

'A Saiyan!? Impossible, there shouldn't exist any more Saiyans except the prince of Saiyan, me, Tarble, Raditz, and Nappa,' Vegeta creased his eyebrows.