Mother of all messes

"This is bullshit why in the hell did that asshole stay with Hermione?!

Like seriously he was the reason she almost died in the first book and now she is in love with him. I call bull!!"

After getting his emotions back in check our main character closes the last book of the Harry Potter series.

Getting up from the sofa he was sitting on, he goes to the kitchen to get a snack. "I wonder what new anime has come out on funimation" he thought to himself as he began walking back to the living room. Just as he sat down and was about to turn the television on he heard a voice right next to him.

"You know it is not an easy thing to write a story, which every person who reads it will be okay with the ending." The voice said

As he turn around he sees an old lady sipping on what appears to be coffee and reading the Harry Potter book he just finished.

Freaking out at first he stared at her wide eyed and backed up a bit from her, trying to make sure there was enough space for him to be able to protect himself just incase.

"Who are you? And do you mind telling me how did you get inside my house?" He asked reaching for his phone getting ready to dial 911.

"Hush child don't worry about the minor things in life, now tell me... what would you do different if you were Harry Potter?" She asked

"Huh?" he replied

"What would you do if you were Harry Potter?" She asked again

"I would first try to control my magic where I would pretty much be able to do anything before I ended up in Hogwarts... by the way you didn't answer my question. Who are you and what are you doing here?" He asked after answering her question without knowing why.

"Hmm yes I can see how that would help Harry out in life. As for me I would prefer if you'd call me grandma or mom since I'm what gave birth to everything and I do mean everything." Letting out a warm and beautiful aura around that completely calmed him down and for an unknown reason he felt that he can trust and believe her every word.

"Umm okay, so what now what are you actually doing here? If what you said is real why are you here?" He asked

"Well to tell you the truth, I was walking down the street and I heard you screaming and I wanted to see what the whole fuzz was about." She replied

"So you saw me whining about the book?" He asked

"Yup and having a similar opinion as yours I couldn't help and agree with you. Sadly I may be all powerful but I can never interfere with my children so I can't change what happened" she said

Seeing the dejected face he decided to change the subject and just sat there talking to her all night long.

She asked questions about his life and he asked questions about anything really, without noticing time flew by and morning came.