The cliche

We are currently walking towards the power station of the city, down an empty and silent street.

The soldiers and the sergeant are vigilant for any strange activity and are 100% focused and serious as we walk.

The atmosphere is cold and you can see that they have a great tension on them.

As for me well ...

"~Hey, I just met you, and this is crazy, but here is my number, so call me maybe?~" -Ken.

Exactly I got bored and now I'm listening to music.

I do not understand why so much tension, yes, there are zombies, but this street is very open and I always walk alone and in silence when there are zombies nearby, so I got used to their presence.

It is not that I am not afraid of them, what happens is that, most of them are almost harmless if you are careful.

And the ones that are dangerous are extremely rare, simply put these zombies are made to attack in large groups.

In a group they are dangerous, because some are immune to bullets, others destroy everything around them and if you shoot an A or B it was nice to meet you.

They are technically invincible when that happens, but apart they are very useless.

"Hey you, stop making noise and take this seriously" said the blond soldier.

"Don't get mad Pantene hair, besides I only listen to orders from the sergeant" I said indifferently.

"P-Pantene hair?, My name is Max Omega and I'm the best sol-" Max said before being cut off.

"What kind of last name is that?, It's too pretentious, isn't it?" I asked in shock.

Before the Pantene hair could answer one of the women next to him defended him.

"Hey, don't talk to Max like that, he saved my life a few days ago and now I love him with all my heart" said the woman dramatically.

"Yes, he is my childhood friend and I also love him with all my heart and I am interested in sharing" said the other woman as she clung to Max.

Wait a FUCKING second, I know who this idiot is.

He is the generic protagonist of novels and series who always drives women crazy and has script armor, basically Kirito.

Why did I have to meet this idiot specifically? Now I'm supposed to be a supporting character who's going to die so he can get stronger and have determination or something?, Now I'm worried.

I looked at the sergeant for answers, but she just shook her head in disappointment.

"Now stop girls, you know that I love you both equally and that I will always be there for you" said Max with a cheap speech.

"And as for you, you can't call me that, you don't know that my past is very sad, I lost my older sister, I couldn't save her in my small town on the night the zombies attacked" Max said dramatically and crying.

And to top it all he is a crybaby, he has an ultra sad background and a harem, in short an author without ideas.

"From that day on I promised my mother as the sun shone behind my back that I would help humanity survive and have a better future and then I killed all the zombies in my city" Max said with determination.

Wait, wasn't his older sister dying?, And wasn't it one night and in a town?

I give up, I better not ask.

"Now you understand right?, I am destined to be the hero of this world" Max said proudly.

"Ok" I said with a Saitama face.

It's not even the world it's just this country, but since, history will probably tilt in his favor.

"Also I am an expert in all martial arts and all weapons since I practiced a week ago" Max said as he continued talking non-stop.

I just turned up the volume on the headphones without anyone noticing and nodded every time he looked at me.

The protagonist stayed talking for half an hour more, in which I thanked my past self for bringing my phone.

But misfortune haunts me and my phone ran out of battery, this is the power of the script, I'm sure.

Anyway, I had to take off my headphones and listen to the Pantene hair story.

Luckily he seemed to be finishing up, he was talking about something about beating up his instructor or something.

"After hearing all this I guess you want to follow me" Max said arrogantly.

"Nope, I have a girl to take care of and your story will probably end in tragedy for me, or worse, then relive with the power of the script" I said nonchalantly.

"Ohh, you have a daughter it's true, I would like to meet her" Max said with a strange interest in Halley.

"Listen to me well generic lead, you get close to Halley and I swear your story will have a very unexpected plot twist" I said with a psychopathic and creepy smile.

"O-ok" Max said terrified.

"It's good that we all understand each other" I said calmly as I walked away from him.

Apparently I scared his cattle too, so all good.

I'm already tired of the idiot and we've only been walking for an hour.