Fate has bad aim

A long long time loop ago, in a galaxy far far from safe. The light side of the force has a chance to send a hero to go back to put right what once went wrong... unfortunately the dark side manages to spoil the aim to pick the most unlikely of candidates, Jar Jar Binks ... this might take a while to fix.

The force holds many mysteries, but none are quite so odd as the tale of how one Jar Jar Binks got sent back in time.

The first time though his life, Jar Jar was blessed with an absurd amount of luck, both good and bad. This lent him not only the ability to find himself in many odd and dangerous situations, but to somehow survive them. This luck did not follow him when, though the mysteries and machinations of the light and dark sides of the force, instead of sitting down to read the details of the rumours of the rebels destroying another death star and the deaths of the Emperor and his successor Vader, a strange feeling enveloped the gungan and instead looming above him was the face of his father and the voice of his old family doctor from his childhood in Otoh Gunga addressing the perspectively huge gungan.

"Congratulations George, its a boy."