Cultivation novel

On a small village, a Long time ago, there was a boy. "Ling Hao, where are you?" His Mother called out for him. Ling Hao yelled out that he was coming back soon. Soon, he reached back home. His mother pinched his lovely cheeks, and said, "Cheeky Brat, what did you do today?" Ling Hao has fair and delicious skin, and he looked very cute when he pouted.

His Mother wanted to say, "Ara Ara..." but she resisted the urge to do so. Suddenly the Uncle of Ling Hao opened the door. He embraced his Sister in law and kissed her. They had been an illicit relationship for 20 years. Anyway, that explained why Ling Hao managed to get invited to clan.

Soon, Ling Hao got a dramatic send off by his whole village. Then his village later got killed by evil cannon fodder. Whatever. Ling Hao went to good clan mercenaries #280. He got rejected, found a magic treasure.

Clan leader gets amnesia and recruits him. He gets insanely op, and kill all evil cannon fodder. Next time, he find god that create everything. Oh no, said God. Why are you up here? He asked.

God kicked Ling Hao down and used his finger to crush him.

No more clinché God killing. You think I got no eyes is it?

The end