Military Novels

I, Derrick of the Fifth Reddit Division, have assembled to fight in in the Great War of Stupidity.

There were a lot of mecha around me, with my fellow soldiers taking out their guns and pew pew the enemies down because they are stupid evile people that like to bomb our resources and steal them too

So I got into my giant mecha thingy and then with my supreme intellect deduced that there were millions of enemies and they could be defeated by me rapidly typing on my phone using insults that will hurt their feelings and make them cry wawawawa

And so I proceed to use my mecha to fly around and jump on the enemies, and the enemies say hahahaha but you're friends betrayed you already they are going to kill you bang bang baby

Derrick your skulls of piloting sux a lot and you should go and jump out of mecha, my girlfriend Chinese Name said to me. I will never surrender to you evil people.

I take out my supreme unbelievable and extremely potent legendary nuclear thermal detector gun and I shot all of them to pools of blood.

Then the emperor of the other country is very angry and want to kill me, but I used my gun and shot him once and he begged me to be the emperor. I then use my gun to shoot god and then take over the word. The En- God's Finger shot down and crushed me. He said, " My employee costs 10000000 to buy and maintain but then you kill him. So you need to pay for it by giving me your universe to eat!" He then ate the whole universe and we live happily ever after while trillions of people die from his digestive juicies the end.