Experimental Log of the Crazy Lich
This is the story of a crazy lich who possesses an internal game system and brings catastrophe to the entire world. “Let’s look at the daily quests today… it’s the damned choose one-of-two-options-type again. Destroy a town with a population of 30,000 people or above; reward: 10,000 evil points. Steal lollipops from 3 children; reward: 1 evil point. If neither of the quests is completed, then 2 points will be deducted.” “Tsk! You think I’m stupid? If I really destroyed a town, a crusade of Myth-ranked Holy Knights would definitely come hunting me down. Even if I earned the points, there wouldn’t be any life left in me to spend them. I better just go be a kindly lollipop bandit.” I’ve already had enough of being a notorious lich. Who says a lich can’t be a good person? I’m definitely going to beat this damned system and be an upright and dignified good man.
Breakthrough
Editor: Kurisu
"Will those women come, or not? No matter which outcome, I feel like both will be bad…"
"You're still worried about that? Why overthink things? Just accept your fate like a man."
"Accept what? A bloody end or a gruesome death? If they come, I'm in great trouble, but if they don't come, the undead will be quite difficult to deal with. This is basically a bad ending no matter what happens. Isn't there a good ending option?"
"Actually, you should change your way of thinking. If they come, you'll have reinforcements. If they don't come, you'll escape their wrath. Then doesn't that mean you win either way?"
"…I'm truly impressed with your optimism. Give that memory crystal to me and I can guarantee that everything will be fine."