Creepy bird mask fathers say what?

 They say life is full of mystery and anything can happen, but I do think we should make a line somewhere to stop the chaos from overflowing, why one may ask well this is probably due to the fact of this great ones most chaotic and very recent death.Yeah prior to my death I was walking down the path on my way home with a packet of cigarettes and a dangerously low caution towards lung cancer. okay maybe not that good but I think I'm alright, any who I was minding my own business when a cat comes up and tries to confront me about matters of great importance to the cat community and its great shortage of the canned tuna supply but what can I say the economy is quite rough when you don't have a job are 16 and think cats have an economy I mean come on everyone knows that cats are a hierarchy not a social society of communists, well they did have a brief stint of that in Russia as it had turned out soviet Russia's shadow rulers were actually cats and therefore was the biggest reason why soviet Russia fell as cats are well cats and I'm pretty sure Mr mittens didn't take to kindly in sharing.Wait what was I thinking about again... Right a cat came up to me and instead of what I thought we were going to discuss which was for some reason the tuna shortage it attacked me it must have known beforehand that I was the reason of the great tuna shortage and was sent as an assassin to kill me.As I battled this greatly skilled assassin cat that was most likely trained by the greatest masters of clawing-the-face-of-our-tuna-taking-fucker I myself was proficient in the great fuck-get-this-crazy-cat-off-of-me technique, but it seemed I overestimated my skill as I was quite rusty as the assassin cat managed to get me off the path and onto the road in the way of an oncoming truck. now many may think this was a coincidence, but I was not so bloody naive to think so obviously a cat shaman must have called for a Isekai truck to send my very soul to another plane of existence as a way of making sure that I would not come back by a great feat of I-don't-want-to-die-bitch.Sadly, for the cats this great one was extremely proficient in the art of dodging traffic as I have trained this mighty skill from the very days, I was hunted down by the trucks of Isekai they have been after this great one for many years. so, I dodged the Isekai truck and managed to rid myself of the assassin cat by throwing it towards the curb, let it be known this great one is as merciful as she is kind which means not at all as the assassin cat missed the curb and the cat was hit by its own ally the Iseaki truck. In celebration of defeating my two enemies I did not see the second Isekai truck that was driving beside the first Isekai truck but was slightly behind the first.As I was hit by the second Isekai truck I did not die upon encounter like a wimp of a main character but toughed it out like a Chad, like one legend had said "tis but a scratch" now with a broken arm and what feels like a thousand new broken ribs I get off from the road and get to the other side of the road onto the other path where I had found I was ambushed by what appeared to be a very small blueberry muffin with a sinister frosting of the exact time and date "8:14 November 2nd 2023" and then it exploded in my face.Now back to my dilemma of my death I could work out the assassin cat and the two Isekai trucks as they must have worked out that with my great skill and reflex I would have dodged such an obvious Isekai truck moment but what really gets my brain going brrrrrr is the blueberry muffin with frosting now how did it now the exact time and date that I would fall before it not to mention why blueberry muffin I would of expected this from a oatmeal cookie but a blueberry muffin now this was a clear sign of betrayal I have not got this hurt from a pastry since that time I tried to literally create rock cakes that were delicious but one needed the jaw strength of a giant to properly taste them but many had said it was worth the hospital visit.Now who was the blueberry muffin it can't have been the Cat empire nor the Isekai movers this was new player could it have been the baker's association? No they had accepted my refusal after I force fed them watermelon bubble-gum and gravy pizza to them. perhaps the good boy kingdom? No, I'm practically the hero of those mutts and they didn't have the balls to do it in the first place (literally) maybe it could have been the tree enthusiasts but that would create more question than answers. No, I have to look at the facts it was a blueberry muffin a pastry which leads me to think the bakers but that would be too obvious of a ploy and those bakers had dough for brains and wouldn't have worked out the exact time to put on the muffin. This was new and they had got me, but they must have worked with the cat empire and the Isekai movers which leads me to think that this is great mockery of this great one as they know that in the afterlife as I drift in the darkness that I would be pondering over this mystery of my death and that would I swear upon this great ones name that I shall get my vengeance upon those who have given me this death.Now I don't see any of the Isekai movers' people and this is weirding me out those serial killers usually try to slap a system upon the main character and make them their slave in a new world where are they? Those fuckers have been gunning for this great one's soul for many years, but I do not see them. perhaps I had subconsciously escaped the crazy truckers and have reached the promised land?No fate was a bitch and would fuck me over and rail me into a table giving me splinters before she lets me rest, as case in point a bright light appears and I'm gravitating towards it now fuck this shit! I desperately try to swim away but the pull becomes stronger 'not today bitch!' but to no success I am swept away into the light cursing the various individuals who had got me into this shit.--------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------Third person POVA little girl who was running suddenly stops near the entrance of an alleyway and groans "fuck... what's going on... Eri my names Eri.... wait since when?" the little girl seems to struggle with her identity like a 90-year-old with Alzheimer's "no, my names not Eri... its... its... god damn it what is it!?" although the little girl seems to be of 6 years of age perhaps her mind is actually a 90-year-old patient with Alzheimer's... truly regretful... "I don't have Alzheimer's!" she yelled making the third person POV sweat with worry "wait what am I saying why would I yell that? am I going funny in the head?" the third person POV does not sigh in relief that they do not have to fix the fourth wall no sir they do not as third person POV's doesn't have thoughts and feelings which definitely doesn't hurt the feelings of the third person POV. Eri's POV'Why do I feel as though I have taken over for a mentally unstable construct of writing?' I pondered but I have no time for that as I look around and see that I'm at the end or start of an alleyway depending on one's point of view, I look out and see freaks and mutants roaming the street I look into my memories and work out that I am in fact in the universe of MHA, and I've become a yakuza's bullet supply and lab rat or Eri for short.'Shit you got to be kidding me first I'm taken out by a blueberry muffin next I've woken up as a uno reverse card that the yakuza just love to make bleed' I look through my memories and see that it really is Eri who I've become. 'yep definitely killed papa... shit that's sad' as I contemplate over the unfairness of the world and once again fates a bitch, I'm startled to see blonde Tintin and a bad cosplay of the offspring of what appears to of been broccoli and bunnies which frankly is trauma inducing.'Mirio and Midoriya this must be the first time we meet the timeline for canon matches and the situation does too which means overhaul is gaining soon what should I do... follow canon and see what happens' so I run forward and hit Midoriya's leg.Midoriya bends down to look at me I still have the after tears on my face and see my panicked face which isn't fake as I have been in panic over my current identity, and he speaks."I'm sorry did I hurt you...?"-Midoriya."....Ah."-EriThen the germaphobe plague doctor rolls up like c'mon let me rest!"We mustn't be causing any problems for hero's now...."-Overhaul."Can you get up?"-Midoriya."let's go back Eri"-Overhaul.Izuku looks up at Overhaul most likely working out who the plague doctor wannabe is and then looks down at me and looks closer and speaks softly so only I was able to hear."Aizawa Eri...?"-Midoriya."waitthiscouldbeacoincidencebuttheylooksosimiliarthatitcantbebuthenwhyisshehere?"-Midoriya(wait this could be a coincidence but they look so similar that it can't be but then why is she here?)'What did he say Aizawa Eri how's that possible am in an AU or is there a transmigrator or reincarnate here as well with the same name? Is it a coincidence but from his mumbling it doesn't seem, so we look similar right then how?' as I am shocked by this new information the piece of shit germaphobe then speaks."My apologies on behalf of my daughter hero"-Overhaul."She gets carried away with her games sometimes and hurts herself such a troublemaker this one"-Overhaul.As Midoriya looks up again with a horrified face as he looks up at Overhaul, Mirio steps up to save Midoriya's arse and speaks to Midoriya."You forgot to put your hood and mask on you know!"-Mirio."Does the sizing seem a little off to you"-Mirio.I guess this is the way Mirio is trying to get Midoriya's attention and fix his mistakes on showing such fear on his face as he sees Overhaul."That awesome mask of yours..."-Mirio.'Is that sarcasm that has to be sarcasm right he can't actually think that the mask is good?'"You must be a member of the eight precepts, right? your famous around these parts!"-Mirio."Thats right"-Overhaul."Pay no attention to the mask... I'm just sensitive to dirt"-Overhaul'I wonder if I should just run... no Eri's done that before, and it didn't turn out great I need to put my faith in Midoriya and Mirio to come save me... but can I from what Midoriya just said Aizawa Eri it already shows that a difference to the plot which could change everything... fuck it the germaphobe plague doctor wants to play mad scientist daddy then lets fucking play.'"This is the first time I've seen either of you two heroes are you rookies?"-Overhaul."you're rather young"-Overhaul.".... Thats right! were both rookies but were doing our best!"-Mirio."Hey get up partner"-Mirio."We must be prepared to face what the uncertain future brings"-Mirio."Which office are you affiliated with?"-Overhaul."Were still students! were like little baby chicks"-Mirio.They're having us participate in field training right now"-Mirio"Now then we've got until noon to finish circling this block so... let's get going!"-Mirio"o-okay..."-Midoriya 'Mirio did the right course of action he didn't give up any names and is on guard with Overhaul and is trying to make sure Midoriya is safe too. But what should I do in canon Eri asks them not to go but I know that's futile and will just bring more problems to the table and the heroes are already working on taking down the Shie Hassaikai and I have good reason to beilieve that as trigger and the drugs made form me are cicling so although canon has changed there should be heroes aiming to take down the yakuza, then I should probably just go with the bird fucker and see what goes, can't let Midoriya and Mirio get killed before the raiding shit starts although it would be interesting to see if plot armour is adaptative or is something that follows a script'I get up and start to walk towards Overhaul and then I speak towards the Overhaul."l-lets g-go..."-Eri.Got to make sure he doesn't suspect anything is amiss as I go along with what Eri would have been like although I guess I skipped the entire help me spiral with Midoriya, but I've got shit to do and not much time to cry let's save that for future torture that I'm going to go through I hope it doesn't hurt as much as that time with the car battery.