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While I was spending some sweet time with my tentacled waifu, an annoying goddess I don't even care about showed up and began talking about some weird, weird kinky stuff. She totally threw me off, it wouldn't be an overstatement to say I almost wanted to kill her.
But she quickly apologized, saying it was a misunderstanding, apparently in the Interdimensional Merchant Shop there are bad rumors about me, which discourage new gods from joining me, saying that to join me they must first kneel before me and kiss my heels and feet while I crush their faces for half an hour or something.
I think the only one that would come out with such a stupidly aberrant lie would be the World's Will and probably her only Supreme Goddess ally, the Supreme Goddess of Fate and Destiny.