Mimi's Training

The next day, Mimi, who had been expecting one hell of a day, woke up in her bed at her usual time, as if none of the previous day's conversation with her grandfather had happened.

'Weird, wouldn't grandpa train me today?'

Mimi stretches to wake up her body, and does her basic daily hygiene, which simply consists of taking a shower, brushing her teeth, and brushing her hair.

After her usual routine after waking up, Mimi heads to the living room of the house, where she sees her grandfather watching a TV show that features women doing cardio in extremely revealing clothes.

And as usual, her grandfather watched with extreme concentration with a goofy grin on his face.

Annoyed with her grandfather, Mimi goes to the TV and pulls the power outlet, turning off the TV.

''Eh-EH?! M-Mimi?! Why did you turn off the TV!?'' Roshi says with a horrified expression.

''Grandpa....did you forget that you promised you would start training me today?'' Mimi responds with a grimm look.

Roshi looks confused at his granddaughter, ''What are you talking about, little Mimi? I did not forget!''

''So why didn't you wake me up early to train me? Shouldn't it be rigorous training? This type of training always starts early in the morning!'' Mimi retorts.

Realizing what her granddaughter meant, Roshi sighs.

''Mimi, did you watched TV series about martial arts?'' Roshi asked, worried that his granddaughter might have been influenced by TV series.

Mimi tilts her head, confused as to why her grandfather asked her about this.

''My dear little granddaughter, it is true that my training is rigorous and intense, and would normally begin even before the first sunrise.'' Roshi says patiently.

''Then, why did you-''

''But! This type of training is only for when you are older! You're only five years old, Mimi! It is a fundamental need that you sleep well and not do heavy exercises for your body to develop strong and healthy, do you understand?''

''.....If I can't train like that, what should I do?'' Mimi asked in frustration.

''Hohoho! Five years is the perfect age to start your foundation on the Turtle Hermit way!''

''The way of the Turtle Hermit?'' Mimi asked curiously and sits on the floor facing Roshi, waiting for him to say more.

''Oh yeah! Do you remember I said I'm the strongest martial artist in the world?''

Mimi nods and looks at Roshi with bright and excited eyes.

'Maybe he will teach me some special technique that doesn't need physical training!' Mimi thought with anticipation.

Roshi sits cross-legged and says wistfully, ''The Way of the Turtle Hermit.....is the way of my martial art, which is the legacy of my master, who was once the strongest before me! And the way of the Turtle Hermit basically consists of four virtues!''

Mimi nodded repeatedly with stars in her eyes, listening intently to her grandfather.

Roshi showed four fingers, and then said with seriousness in his voice, ''Work hard, study well, eat, and sleep plenty! That's the Turtle Hermit way!''

Mimi's expression darkened in disappointment as she finished listening to her grandfather.

''So you mean...my training is basically study, eat, sleep....and work hard?''

''Hmm, almost right. Let's leave working hard aside for now. What I'm going to teach you is how to eat and sleep properly, and I'll also teach you about practically everything. After all, a strong body is a waste without a smart mind!'' Roshi replied.

''Grandpa....are you messing with me? If you're fooling me, I'll spread your porn magazines all over town!'' Mimi says with a deadpan face.

''EH?!'' At the mention of porn magazines, Roshi starts to sweat like a river.

''Mimi?! Where did you learn about these things?! Grandpa didn't teach you that!''

Mimi snorts in distain, ''In the internet, obviously.''

Fortunately, in this new world that Mimi reincarnated, there was technology on the same level, if not even more advanced than the world she previously lived in, that being said, Mimi could just simply blame the technology when she says something she shouldn't say.

''Erm-Ehem! Let's leave the matter of magazines for another time. Let's get back to the subject of your training.''

''As you are young, Mimi, you may not understand the importance of eating well and sleeping well in martial arts, but they are two crucial steps to having a healthy, strong and energetic body!''

Mimi sighs, ''All right, I'll trust you, grandpa. Let's have breakfast, I'm hungry.''

Mimi gets up and then goes to the kitchen, leaving her grandfather behind.

Roshi was feeling really sad in that moment, what did he do to make his cute granddaughter doubt him so much? He wondered, but couldn't find an answer.

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Mimi and Roshi sat at the table after Roshi prepared breakfast for them.

Mimi, who was very hungry, picks up her chopsticks after thanking her for the food, and quickly grabs a large piece of fish, and just as she was going to put it in her mouth, a chopstick blocks her mouth.

Surprised by the sudden appearance of the chopstick that appeared and blocked her mouth, Mimi looks confused at her grandfather.

''Grandpa...?''

In the next instant, Roshi flicks Mimi's forehead, and it was so fast that she was barely able to react.

Mimi feels her forehead throb slightly and quickly drops her chopsticks and starts massaging her forehead with teary eyes.

''Ouch!! W-What was that for!?''

''Hohoho! I told you your training would start today, didn't I?'' Roshi replied with a smile.

(A / N: *Calls 991* Hello? I would like to report loli abuse, yes, I repeat, I would like to report loli abuse! Please send the entire army!)

''Starting today, I'm going to teach you how to eat and sleep properly, as well as teach you general knowledge. And whenever you show any bad habits or not pay attention, you'll be punished.....with a flick on the forehead! Kukuku!'' He said menacingly.

Obviously, the flick didn't really hurt Mimi, it just made her forehead a little sore.

''Y-You monster!!'' Mimi replied while sobbing. She may have the conscience of a teenager, but her body is still very young; any pain would make her sensitive.

''Hohoho, come on, don't tell your grandfather that! You were the one who said you wanted to train, remember? Training requires discipline!''

Roshi's expression turns serious and with quick movements he begins to guide Mimi while fixing her posture.

''At all times of the day, you must keep your spine straight, even at meals. And whenever you want to eat food, never take your mouth to the food, but take the food to your mouth, and no chewing little! Chew at least twenty times before swallowing!''

With her forehead still throbbing, Mimi followed what her grandfather says, and just as she was going to get her plastic Sponge Jack cup to drink water, she unexpectedly gets another flick on her forehead.

''Ouch!!''

''No drinking water during the meal! Liquids get in the way of the body mechanism of hunger and satiety! Always drink it thirty minutes before or after a meal!''

Mimi looked at her grandfather with an angry expression and teary eyes, she really was feeling wronged at that moment.

'Say it before, not after I make a mistake, you stupid old man!' She thought angrily.

Mimi continued to eat her breakfast, and whenever she made or repeated a mistake, she was punished.

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At night, Mimi throws herself on the bed, tired.

Not only did she have a hell of a time at mealtimes, but she also took classes all afternoon with her grandfather, with him teaching her the basics of a society, its ethics and common sense.

It was not a useless class, as many things were actually different in this world, for example, in this world, there were flying cars and even giant creatures similar to the tyrannosaurs of her past world, which really surprised her.

Laying on her comfy bed, drowsiness quickly assailed Mimi, and she slowly closed her eyes to sleep.

But the moment her eyes closed completely, she felt a throbbing pain in her forehead, and she opened her eyes in fright.

Crouching in front of her was her grandfather, who was staring at her with a serious face.

''No sleeping in that sloppy position! You should sleep on your side or on your back, with your legs slightly bent! These positions facilitate blood circulation and electrical stimuli sent by the brain to the other organs of the body!'' Roshi explains.

Mimi, who was still processing the fact that her grandfather broke into her room in the middle of the night and hit her forehead, couldn't take it anymore.

Tears formed in her eyes, and beyond her control, she cried like a little baby.

''W-Waaaaaaaaahhh!! Gradpa y-you b-bully!! Waaaaahh!''

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That was Mimi's first day of training, and from there, it was only going to get worse.