Everyone's Favorite!! Dedpool wuz here

Kane was dragged out of the van and pushed through a processing service at the Icebox. The collar was special and had a de-activating attribute towards Mutant powers and apparently that's what Kane's powers were classified as. Nevertheless, Kane couldn't use his powers but his Haki was no problem.

Kane got a mug shot and his finger prints taken. They stamped 'Omega' on his file and threw him into a cell. The cells were made of glass and they had 2 little cots with a single sink and toilet. Kane had his cuffs removed but the collar stayed.

Everybody in the prison looked at him and the man inside the cell said "Welcome, fresh meat." Kane stayed silent and ignored him going to sit on his cot. The man stood up and said "You don't get to sleep on the cot today.." he chuckled weirdly and said "You won't be sleeping much at all.. A young one like you.."

Kane finally looked at the man and his voice was colder than ice as he said "I'll give you 5 seconds to get into your bed." the man sneered "Or what?" Kane shot his hand forward and grabbed the man's neck.

Kane stood up and said "5 seconds are up, looks like I'll be sending you to your next life early." before crushing his neck and crushing his head against the glass cell, splattering it all over the glass. Kane dropped the headless corpse and looked out of the cell at the rest before going back to his cot.

There was a singular voice "Ou! The tough guy approach! I love that one! I'd give it a 8/10, splatter could've been better." Kane ignored it and went to sleep, thinking about a certain white haired girl.

The next morning

Kane left his cell and grabbed breakfast before sitting at a table and eating alone. An extremely scarred man slid down the bench and right next to Kane as he said "Hey! How you doing, loner?" a fat kid sat across from Kane and said "Wade.. That's the scary guy!"

Wade scoffed and said "You know what's scary? The calories on your meal tray." Kane said "What do you want?" Wade smirked and said "I'm just here to cheer you up!" Wade looked at YOU and winked before turning back to Kane saying "I don't really have a choice really! This is supposed to be my movie, but now I got thrown into a book! What a life."

Kane shook his head and Wade said "Speaking of lives, what's your deal?" Wade changed his voice and said "What are you in for?" Kane said simply "Tried to turn everyone in New York into a superhero."

Wade looked at YOU and said "Really? Sounds like a fun way to get you in here if you ask me." before turning back to Kane, who said "Whatever. I'm alone again anyway." Wade quipped "Sounds a little too angsty for a fanfic character to me."

Kane ignored him and Wade said "Do you know Ryan Reynolds?" Kane looked at Wade and said "Anybody ever tell you that you're annoying?" Wade grinned and said "Only everyone! I was made like this, it's not may fault. Anyway, were you close? I feel like the heroes up there don't take to kindly to more superheroes, well not until a cross-over anyway."

Kane thought about it and said "Maybe a second away from succeeding? Why are you here?" Wade pointed at the fat kid and said "This kid is Russel, I tried to be an X-man and I ended up in here. His story arc isn't over yet though, I don't know how I'm going to get back to my movie."

Kane quipped "That seems to be an issue. The X-Man thing." Wade shrugged and said "Yeah. It sucks, but hey! That's what I get for trying to be a superhero, can't kill anybody nowadays..." Wade looked at YOU and said "Must be all those 'special snowflakes'.."

Kane shrugged and said "Who cares, as long as you get results." Wade cheered and said "I know right?!" Kane chuckled and Wade grinned, Russel said "What are you two talking about?" Kane and Wade said "Big boy things, marshmallow man." Kane and Wade looked at each other and pointed with their mouths open.

Russel covered his eyes and pretended not to know Wade and Kane.

Wade said "You should swing by the X-Man place! I won't be there though." Kane said "Then why would I go there?" Wade shrugged and Kane shook his head.

Suddenly

A guy slammed the table they were at with his hands and said "Wade fucking Wilson." Kane looked at Wade and said "You know this guy?" Wade squinted and looked for a few seconds before shaking his head saying "I got nothing."

Russel grinned "Finally, my time to shine!" as he pulled a shank out of his ass, literally, pointing it at the guy. Kane gagged and Wade said "Gross! You've had that up your ass this whole time?!" Russel said "Yup! It's my prison shank!"

Kane said "Isn't that uncomfortable? Or do you..." Wade chuckled and said "He might just.." Russel snapped "I'm not gay!" Kane and Wade said "Sure..." The guy grabbed the pen and broke it saying "Looks like you don't know the rules around here, juicy ass."

Kane said "Is sodomy rule number 1?" Wade snapped his finger and said "I was going to say that, damnit!" Kane grinned and Russel covered his ass stuttering "Y-You c-can't I'm not g-gay!" the guy choked and said "No! You gonna respect the other inmates!"

Wade said "Strangely civilized.." Kane added "Is this an intervention?" Wade said "Ou, ou! Like talking about the old Deadpool from Wolverine: Origins? What a bad idea..." he sighed and shook his head.

The guy said "This isn't an intervention! I'm here to beat th-" Kane's hand turned black and he backhand slapped the guy, flying into a wall. Wade said "The pimp slap, very nice. I have to give you 6 unfortunately, the spin was awful and the landing was abysmal."

Kane complained "That's not my fault." Wade rubbed his chin and said "7?" Kane pointed up and Wade said "7.5 is the highest I can go." Kane sighed and accepted it, Wade checked his wrist, that didn't have a watch or anything on it, and said "Hmm, Cable should be here by now.."

Sure enough, as if on cue the wall exploded and a rocket blew up Wade and Russel's cell.

Wade waved and said "I'll see you later! Gotta go finish my movie, I'll invite your for tea sometime!" before grabbing Russel and running away.

Kane waved and Cable passed right by him. The prisoners started fighting and the prison got chaotic. Kane was sitting in his seat and eating his food, slapping anyone who came near him into Cable's way 'unintentionally'. Wade was a funny guy, Kane thought so at least and he wasn't feeling too great, so a clown was good for him at the moment.

Wade lost his collar and started fighting Cable, Kane watched and saw Wade break his own arm to strangle Cable. Kane quipped "He's a robot? Choking shouldn't work..." Wade said "Thanks!" and punched Cable before shaking his hand saying "Motherfuck that hurt!" Cable threw him through a wall and they kept fighting.

Suddenly Dubstep music started playing

Kane looked around, startled by the sudden music.

Eventually, Wade and Cable went through the wall and fell down the mountain. Kane looked down the mountain and hummed to himself before estimating his chances of survival at 0 and turning back to the prison and walking back into the chaos, throwing every prisoner who came at him out of the prison and down the mountain.

A while later

The guards swarmed the prison and started beating down the prisoners. Kane was sitting at the table, leaning his head in his palm and watching. Russel had disappeared for a while but now he was back and sitting next to Kane.

Russel said "Pretty crazy right? This is my first prison fight." Kane said "You plan to get into more?" Russel shrugged and said "It looks like fun." Kane shook his head and said "You are a sad, strange little man." Russel said "You stole that from Toy Story!"

Kane sneered "What are you gonna do about it, fatso?" Russel reached for his ass again and Kane said quickly "Okay, stop. God, that's so gross. You put it back in?!" Russel said "Never know when you need a shank." Kane gagged and replied "That's disgusting."

Russel retorted "More like prepared." Kane rolled his eyes and said "Right.. Why are you in here, sugarboy." Russel grinded his teeth and said "I destroyed a rehabilitation facility because the owner was torturing me."

Kane was silent and Russel added "I waited so long for some one to save me, but nobody came!" Kane chuckled and Russel said "What are you laughing at?" Kane pointed at Russel's nose and said "You. How old are you? Nobody's coming to save you, nobody's going to sacrifice anything for you, or anyone for that matter. If you want something you have to do it yourself. What a moron."

Kane laughed a bit and shook his head, Russel was silent and Kane added "What do you think I did? Nobody saved me. I was lucky to get powers and I got revenge, myself. Who are you waiting for?" Kane leaned in and said "Nobody will help you, nobody cares. The world is a jungle, you either die or you survive, so which one is it going to be, meatball? I can decide for you, if you like."

Russel's face turned ugly and said "I want to survive." Kane patted his head and said "Good boy, you might just survive." Kane leaned back and grabbed a stun stick that was coming for his head saying "I'm not even resisting, yeah? Why the fuck are you swinging a stun stick at me."

Kane crushed it in his hands and stood up, going back to his cell, not even bothering to look at the guards. One of them grabbed Russel and followed behind Kane.

Kane walked into his cell and the guard threw Russel inside. Kane whistled and said "You have any cigarettes?" The guard threw him a pack of cigarettes and a lighter before leaving. Kane lit a cigarette and laid down in his cot as he said "Don't smoke kid, it's bad for you." Russel said "How old are you?"

Kane thought for a moment and said "18 and 8 months?" Russel complained "Why are you talking to me like I'm a kid? I'm 14 years old!" Kane looked over and said "I got 4 years on you, butterball. I'm qualified to give you advice. Now shut up and go to sleep." Russel grumbled before covering himself in a blanket and laying down on the cot.

Kane stared at the ceiling of the cell and took a drag from his cigarette before holding the blanket in front of his face and throwing it to the ground. Kane sat up and crossed his legs before taking a deep breath and coating his entire body in Armament Haki, while spreading his Observation and going over every minute detail in his range, getting clearer and clearer every time.

Kane continued to meditate for hours, until finally going to sleep, his individual fingers still coated with Haki and his Observation still on.

Days passed like this

Kane continued to meditate everyday and night, seeing as he had nothing better to do while he was locked up in here. He also assessed his actions, since he got captured till now. Going over every detail and gesture, all the little ticks and snaps. He felt like a fool, how could he not see his deteriorating mental state? It was so obvious.

Things should have never escalated to the level they did.

Kane knew that he fucked up badly, but he moved on. What happened, happened. What he really needed to do was find Venom and get him back, even if he had to bust into Shield to get him back, he would. Venom was his best friend, Kane really didn't care what powers Venom brought him. He just wanted his buddy back.

Next order of business was to figure out what happened to him on the rooftop. He had been able to control the electromagnetic fields outside of his body that night, so there was no reason he couldn't do it again right? But this would have to wait till he got the chance to escape out of here, the collar was still disabling his powers.

4 days since Wade and Cable disappeared

The guards rounded all the prisoners up and loaded them into a transport truck. Kane sat in a slot with a glass door on it. Kane crossed his legs and the truck started moving, driving towards the city.

(Author's Note)

HEY GUYS! YOU'RE FAVORITE MERC WITH A MOUTH HERE! Miss me? I know I missed all of you~ Don't worry, I'll be back in the next chapter! Ha! I got dragged into this, I will make myself known damn it! Also little teen angst Kane, needs to lighten up, don't worry we'll work on that ;)

-Deadpool (Worlds Hottest Actor Ryan Reynolds <3)